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I have suddenly realized that I reALLY AM A WHITE MAN'S WH*RE

And that's on being a latina who will never find the white man of her dreams

the greatest plot point in Teen Wolf is still, without question, the fact that sometimes turning into a werewolf goes wrong and you turn into a lizard instead

thatoneviola

"i watched Infinity Castle for the plot!"

The plot:

edit: how the fuck did this blow up so hard

beemovieerotica

people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol

deanwinchestersgirl8734

dankmemeuniversity

griffstream

Cosmic alignment…

screechingcollectivecollectorus

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

thatsmyaphrodite

❀ SABRINA CARPENTER short 'n' sweet tour | march 17, 2025

"have you ever tried this one?"

secondbeatsongs

somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

aphrcdites

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

sebastiansource

SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES THUNDERBOLTS*

aaronstveit

"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

662607015

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

smallpwbbles

Maria but when she accidentally pushes Shadow off the bed like a forgotten plushie

jaylver

there are many things in life to be stressed over about but choosing to crash out over some k-idol dating rumour is crazy work

cephalophor

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

nakedinasnowsuit

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

thewitchway

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?

careful-crow

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

adventuretfox

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!