[thekidsfromyestergay]

This was on a post about how it's ignorant and privileged to wear headphones in public and I fear its already become a part of my vocabulary. Must everything harbor a moral failure.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[maybe-its-jake]

Today’s your lucky day

[dozydawn]

chess players wearing the board...

Alexandra Kosteniuk

Sopiko Guramishvili

Tan Zhongyi

Alexandra Kosteniuk

Mariya Muzychuk

Marie Sebag

[tiredyke]

can’t even criticize the diet industry or the recent wave in misogyny and return of thinspo with the rise of ozempic as a weight loss drug without everyone having this knee jerk reaction to defend “women’s rights” to be malnourished and conform to white patriarchal beauty standards in the name of feminism. god forbid we not encourage eating disorders and unhealthy body image in women. choice feminism is a disease and everyone is licking the rats it’s driving me crazy

[treecitysessions]

How I’m trying to be in 2026…

[ntrider]

is there any trait less attractive than a lack of curiosity

[wizardarchetypes]

my mom is always doing some B Plot thespian shit I never know about until it's happening

[wizardarchetypes]

I just called her and she didn't even say hello. she answered the phone, "I can give you two minutes. I'm in character as Doctor Watson right now." In what situation could she possibly both be in character as Doctor Watson but also able to take my phone call? I didn't have time to ask.

[buckpussy]

baby: d-d-d…

dad: daddy?

baby: Diane, 11.30am. Entering the town of twin peaks

[chaoticneutralcunt]

there are only four 4️⃣ things you need to know to understand me as a person number 1️⃣ im a slut 2️⃣ im a killjoy feminist 3️⃣ im bisexual and 4️⃣ im very mentally ill

[bishopony]

Does anyone have any weird favorite smells that aren't just like gasoline or sharpie? I do like those but I want to dig deeper. I love the smell of frozen cardboard and brand new hardware

[bishopony]

So far the replies on this seem to be either "old books and libraries.... Moss..... Rain..... I'm so weird I know" or "actual rotting garbage"

[pawberri]

We need etsy to get bought by someone who will run it like the navy i need to only see small businesses in eastern europe weaving baskets by hand and anime yaoi keychains with original fanart

[pawberri]

Literally need someone with an serial killer level obsession with content moderation to sit at a wall of monitors sniping dropshippers. I need etsy HQ to look and sound like the nerv command center in Evangelion

[thoodleoo]

the world may be a dark place sometimes but there are also 1200 year old paw prints from a happy kitty cat out there

[duckland]

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

@chatul-shachor

[chatul-shachor]

.......

This is the best post I've ever seen in my entire life.

Thank you.

[talesfromthecrypts]

Attack the Block (2011) dir. Joe Cornish

[json-derulo]

"you were always such a good kid! we never had to worry about you :)" thanks! you actually should've, though. like about this specifically

[nest-of-shiny-things]

every day people are out here weaving elaborate fictional narratives for nhl players meanwhile pwhl players will just straight up say shit like “we were skinny dipping with team canada while training for the olympics and a shooting star passed overhead and no one else saw it but us and we locked eyes and thus began a secret teammate romance that almost fell apart after we lost the gold medal but the next time our teams played against each other she chased down my team bus after the game to win me back and seven years later we were married and I said in my wedding vows that she was the wish I had always dreamed of and I didn’t realize it until now.” anyway true story and it happened to my girl laura stacey.

[nest-of-shiny-things]

“and now we’re playing in the olympics together again” btw

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[beardedmrbean]