we fear man and those like him

Cass, they/she, 29 🔞fic author for the X-Men, MCYT, & others

[blackbatphoenix]

about the author

Cass or Bat

they/she

29

bi ace & polyamorous

comic & mcyt fan who’s been fandom-hopping for over a decade now. this will be a place to reblog/highlight my interests as well as post my content and mirror fics from AO3. this blog will post nsfw content and minors are not welcome here.

my inbox is open! hate will be deleted, but otherwise feel free to send things my way.

my main fandoms are X-Men and Hermitcraft, with other interests including MTG, the Life Series, Star Wars, Flash, Batman, The Boys, and Haikyuu!!.

you can also find me at:

BlackBatPhoenix on AO3

[bobdylanyaoi]

real people should feel lucky to be speculated about by me

[crowcaws]

fucking christ i got recommended a 'TOP 3000 STAR WARS CHARACTERS VOTED BY YOU' video and i scrubbed it because i'm not watching 5 hours of that and

[crowcaws]

Schaffrillas Productions' follower base are the funniest people alive

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

Spike Spiegel, Gerard Way, Jack Black, and Jenny Nicholson's self insert OC from her disastrous visit to the Star Wars Hotel are all tied with 29 votes

[crowwkui]

i'm never going to recover from this 🙇

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[sm64mario]

I met every single creepy pasta and they wre all nice to me

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[blackbatphoenix]

1:30am who else up crying abt their mom using their name without needing to be prompted or reminded

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[hgedits]

Eva Stratt:

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

[neuro-light]

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

[fishpondfish]

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug