I bite

Like me and follow me

[temporalkingdom]

Who is your dad, now?

[blackknife13]

AHHAHHA

[blackknife13]

Visit Original Link

[for-the-glory-of-trash]

[blackknife13]

The captions did it all.

[millennialmoviereviews2]

Shout out to Señor Uhl for taking Strickler’s office but keeping his name plate on his desk

[babblish]

He actually has his own name plate on his desk in an earlier episode (when he meets Lucy and Ricky) and I have been laughing ever since about what possible reason he’d have to put it back again.

[millennialmoviereviews2]

#I have my theory that he puts it there when he leaves the office for the day#and then when he comes back in the morning he’s like #haha I stole your job what are you going to do about that /walter/ #and then dumps in the box in his drawer that contains the spare white out and hole punchers and stuff #because I refuse to believe he’s not a petty dork #especially when alone

This is my favorite theory because it makes the eternal knight exchange 2000% funnier

[yrbff]

[adamjk]

comic sands

[thirstghosting]

This post was grating on my nerves with every pun. And then, then I read the caption. And I closed my eyes, thinking to myself I know I must deserve this hell. Now I know what it’s like for a post to physically pain me.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[mysweetminiaussie]

oh what the hell…lol.

[thefitally-deactivated20170430]

this is important

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ROGER WORKS

[unuthasbook-blog]

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

[mpreg-official]

These things never work for me, but I’ll never stop trying

[knight-of-time64-deactivated202]

Same

[patzammit]

🤞🤞🤞

[arctizii]

roger help me

[ubelyptus]

in this house, we stan roger.

[shiranai-atsune]

I want something amazing to happen to me very soon.

[blackknife13]

HELP ME ROGER

[everythingfox]

wobbly boi

[just-somebody-who-likes-cartoons]

I had a thought and went with it.

[sorryimjessi-blog]

Dear friends of Tumblr,

Today at my school we had an assembly about internet predators and when I had said that most of my true friends are over the internet and they gave me a lecture about how “I don’t know who I’m talking to” blah blah. So please, if you aren’t a predator in any way, please reblog so i can prove a point.

[mortally-challenged]

[hotgarbagecentral]

If you don’t reblog this, then I am honestly very concerned.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

everytime i see this im gonna reblog it and weed out my pedo followers

[dreamstormdragon]

I’ll reblog it.

[sushi-monger]

[blue-skyes-above]

m8 i talk to my internet friends every night

[roseverdict]

boi yesss

[spaladin]

21 yr old trans guy with no interest in having pedos following me so BYE thanks

[black-equals-mysoul]

Please unfollow me if you can’t reblog this

[sinners-key-blog]

Let’s proceed to prove them wrong.

[judlenudle]

my dad thinks that everyone on the internet is evil and wants to murder me

@artystikmonkee you a murderer or nah?

[anonymoussupporter-deactivated2]

I met my bestest friend via internet uwu

[drakowulf]

this is stupid you can make the same argument about IRL people too one reblog incoming

[frostfire98]

Completely ridiculous

[askprincessariel]

HERE it is again

[tinydancer1112]

I have more friends in my life that i’ve met online than I do friends i met in person

[demon-ler-deactivated20221009]

Yo

[laughbait]

:^)!!

[bitchassslytherinsnakery]

Internet friends are also a LOT better than friends irl

[stop-grating-cheese]

it’s so stupid when people use this argument cause almost everyone uses social media and you’re trying to tell me they’re all pedophiles every single one of them as soon as you start using the internet you become a pedophile sorry i don’t make the rules

[weirdbutnicesblog]

Am good girl. Will not hurt. Am safe.👍☺

[amee-racle]

You should still ofc be careful, it can be dangerous if you don’t use common sense, but not everyone on the Internet is out to get you.

just bc someone reblogs this doesn’t acc prove that they aren’t an online predator but hey we can only hope just pls be safe y'all

[copper-404]

I know @onlyplatonicirl is trying to murder me

WITH TEARS

[onlyplatonicirl]

knife emoji knife emoji

[l0ve13vg-deactivated20230622]

[babblingbranches]

Given the current state of things, it’s not like we can make friends in person to begin with. At least, not until things subside.

[blackknife13]

Yah baby, if ya can’t reblog this unfollow me and then wait so imma smite you in your dreams

[vaonjago]

why is he running like that

[blackknife13]

lol wat the crap

[auurrra]

This will never not be funny.

[weirdmageddon]

dude kevin the sea cucumbers “hat” was actually his nuts and his goons fucking ripped it off

[weirdmageddon]

[xanthera]

#stephen hillenburg was a marine biologist #he damn well knew this

[gricefalco]

Yeah, sure, those are the eyes of true love :/

[blackknife13]

I like how Jim looks kind of confused at the beginning and then tries to give Morgana a smile at the end 

Me screeching in the background: “YOUR INNOCENCE IS TO DIE FOR AHAHAHAHAH”

[cornwolf-sketch]

“Lie close,” Laura said, Pricking up her golden head: “We must not look at goblin men, We must not buy their fruits: Who knows upon what soil they fed Their hungry thirsty roots?”

A wolf goes for a walk in the woods and meets a dog for the first time

[lizardywizard]

I am totally here for “dogs as wolf body horror”.

[jlassijlali]

Trollhunters.S01E11

the most intense talk

Bonuse:Someone didn’twatch the show 

[look-like-a-radical-normal]

Someone who's never seen Rocketman, please explain to me what's happening here.

[manda-kat]

Maleficent's younger and more fashionable brother stares down the latest target of his wrath; Richie Rich.

[knife-dad]

A tiefling bard about to absolutely roast this unsuspecting child

[captainkirks-assandmrspocks-sass]

Satan’s Quinceciñera gets interrupted by the home alone kid

[tiefling-queer]

just an average episode of mighty morphing power rangers

[osointricate]

Some kind of homestuck cosplay

[hadleyfrasergender]

satan wants to become Hip With The times so he recruits a unsuspecting young boy who gives him bad fasion advice but tells him it’s legit stylish adn he’ll fit right in with humans

[blackknife13]

Kid asking humanified demon rooster for autograph

[thisisshitposting]

[jvarasuras-hell-deactivated2020]

Fucking LOVE 90s and early 2000s commercials