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Michael laying some truth down.

funkidrops

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this is the kind of wholesome content this website desperately needs

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yo kids incase any of you get a message like this, IGNORE IT DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY OF YOUR INFORMATION

got this a while back and i thought it looked shady af so i gave them a fake email adress which is now locked (they changed the password to some random combination of numbers). i don’t wanna imagine what they’d do with an email-account that’s used for e.g. onlinebanking.

the blog behind this looks very active and they seemed very authentic so kiddos be careful and don’t trust strangers on the internet who want your personal information, no matter how normal they might seem!!

feel free to reblog this to inform other people!

dogposts

This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in awhile. 13/10 would watch twice.

babyanimalgifs

Reblog if you love sea dogs

clavicull

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

crazydiamonds

big slappy returns

foxyjoy-art

Shiro you monster..

thank you anon for that inspiration XD

taffydesu

GOD BLESS AND THANK YOU amateuryaoifangirl ‬on insta ‪for bringing my Voltron lilo and stitch AU to life!🙏🏼😍✨

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Klance colorblind concept

•Lance has been colorblind all his life. He helps out at his family’s Plant and flower shop. He grows the plants and flowers but never arranges them.

•Keith gets recruited by Shiro at the bookstore and school supplies Allura’s family owned after he dropped college. He hits it off with Pidge when the word cryptid was out.

•The first time Lance met Keith was when his friend Pidge was to busy to help him so he came up to Keith and asked to help him pick paint colors for his little sister.

•It was the first time Keith met someone colorblind and it fascinated him.

•It was the first time Lance ever met somone who was fascinated by him. All the other people always reacted with pity which got kind of annoying in the long run.

•They all always looked at his eyes sadly like they wanted to fix it.

•Keith on the other hand couldnt stop looking at Lance’s eyes and accidentally blurted out how pretty they were.

•(hear Pidge saying Gaaaaay from across the store)

•Lance being Lance, found that (and Keith) extremely cute and started flirting with the shy boy.

•They eventually started dating and Lance’s family had fallen in love with Keith when he fixed the flower shop’s delivery car for free and started helping delivering flowers and plants as a side job during weekends.

•(the deliveries always got on time but Lance’s brother in the passenger’s seat always feared for his life.)

•After years, Keith finally raised enough money to buy Enchroma glasses for Lance, he asked his family if they could arrange the flowers in the shop into a multitude of colors and his little siblings to draw something colorful for their big bro.

•Ha asked Pidge to record and he also asked Hunk to cook up something tasty and colorful. (he made a rainbow cake)

•When everything wa ready and everyone was gathered in the shop Keith finally surprised Lance with the sunglasses.

•Lance cried. He kept picking and touching every flower and plant in awe and he cried even more when his siblings showed him their drawings and told him what color was each when he asked.

•When he sees Keith’s eyecolor, he decides then and there that purple was his favorite.

•He gawked at the cake Hunk made and almost sobbed when Hunk said it was all Keith’s idea.

•He also made Keith cry that day when he went down on one knee and pulled out an engagement ring.

(srsly i have no idea if enchroma glasses work well but all the videos on YT melted my heart and i thought why not klance it up?)

aishasauce

there’s now an AI that colors your sketches

https://paintschainer.preferred.tech/ here

RIP job

aishasauce

dude

aishasauce

dude

zeitara-draws

W H A T,,

pan-pizza

phillip-bankss

dat-soldier

david byrne big pant angry

thes3nator

This program is extremely powerful

descendants04

Goodluck for my favorite artists

onlyblackgirl

Former Mexican President Vicente Fox Drags Donald Trump

babyanimalgifs

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"Voltron AU where everything is the same but ALL Galra’s are weak for Lance. So they will stop what they’re doing to try to show off for the Blue Paladin. Allura uses this to their advantage" Can you write a prompt for this?

Hell Yes!

So I found the original prompt so you can read that here! I know you summed it up I just wanted to have the original!!!

And that was created by @sososhady

I’m in love with this!

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The first time Lance used his “gift” was when he and Hunk claimed to be giving the Galra their lions. As soon as Lance’s face appeared on the screen on the ship every Galra in the room stopped what they were doing and just stared at the Blue Paladin. It wasn’t until Lance closed the coms down did the Galran move, but even then they moved with cocky features.

They flew ships in loop formations, they brought out bigger guns and shot them not even at the Blue lion just shot the guns in hopes the Blue Paladin would be amazed. This however lead to their ship being destroyed and the Red lion being stolen from the Galra’s grasp.

Explaining how that happen to Lord Zarkon was the weirdest conversation ever.

This happened countless times. The Galra would be fighting them with full force but as soon as they caught a glimpse of the tall, tan boy they would stop and show off. On time a Galran picked up his fellow soldier and threw him just to show Lance his strength. Lance was low key impressed but decided not to show it because he was scary strong.

Lance fell in love with his new found ability. Back on Earth no one would show off to him and no one wanted to give Lance the time of day. With this ability Lance felt useful for once.

The team soon picked up on how the Galra acted and Coran immediately requested that Lance was to be removed from going on missions where he would be face to face with a Galra.

“Princess I think we should because we can’t have Lance being put in that much danger!” Coran actually stomped his foot at the princess.

Lance stood in the background attempting to say that he still wanted ti fight but it fell on closed ears.

“I agree with Coran! The Galra are always trying to woo Lance and show off! What if they kidnap him?” Hunk anxiously ran his fingers through his hair.

The entire team agreed with Coran and sai that they needed to keep their Blue Paladin safe but Allura shushed them with a wave of her hand.

“Paladin please, do you not see how much this could help us? How helpful this could be to us?” Allura looked around the room and stopped when her eyes reached Lance’s. “Lance do you mind going on these missions?”

“No princess.” Lance bit his inner cheek, please don’t take away the only thing I’m good at.

Allura exhaled and looked back at the team. “As we know every time the Galra see Lance they stop fighting and show off to him. Lance could literally walk in a control room and tell everyone to lock themselves in the loading bay and they all would. Lance can do great things for our fight against the Galra.” Allura folded her hands in front of her body. “Since Lance want’s to continue fighting we will not stop him. Understood?”

Everyone grumbled yes and Lance continued what he did best.

Every mission Lance would distract the Galra and the rest of the team would do what they needed. Get information, save prisoners, etc and Lance would just watch the Galra in amusement.

It was fun watching people show off to you and Lance was enjoying himself, but he always had to spend time with his team after and tell them that he wasn’t leaving. Not his fault they got jealous of Lance.

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A small hint of langst because I had to!

I’m so sorry this took me so long!!!! I’ve bee so busy and stressed lately!!!!

I hope you like it!!!! (I don’t feel like I brought it justice tbh)

Thank you so much!!!!! <3

zeldaoflegend-deactivated201804

who’s ready to play a gay dad dating sim voiced by the game grumps

comradesaucegay

oh boy…

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I want to _____ you.

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reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

eye4aye-blog

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

willemscream

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

dutchster

apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me

eerie-was-i-deactivated20250218

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

pomegranateandivy-deactivated20

*cautiously reblogs this*

kikokay-k-deactivated20220521

I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor*

promiscuous-jalapeno

I want all these things!!!!

Esp 707….pls.

Are you there, God? It’s me. Jalapeno.

Pls give me 707…I beg you.

hisshissimnagini

I’m nervous

feathers137

I’m curious/scared

lulucinnabon

iM EXCITED

ask-informant-belarus

This is going to be ridiculous

ash-mp3

Well here it goes

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bring it on nerds

pinkbloodymurder-moved

Fuck it

leslieohdamnjr

Empty ask box here I come!

catrairl

Pl e ase

drurad

P L E A S E

voltron-shaydes

Ok, I might regret this, but here we go!

lancsses

sorry for long post, but I wanna try this : D pls

zarkophagus

this is such a long post tho

coradsunglasses

Why not ^^

violetmorbidity

Pls I need validation

So I’ve been seeing alot of langst about Lance being a replacement for Keith once again by piloting the red lion and him being sad, but other than that what if Keith is also sad?

I mean you know how instead of immediately letting it’s pilot in like the other lions, red made it harder for Keith to gain it’s trust or something before letting him in.

What if when Lance goes up to the red lion Keith is like “Good luck trying to pilot Red I bet it’ll take even longer for you to even get past the force field” but right as he says that Lance went up to red and her defense went down immediately and let Lance pilot her as if he was it’s pilot all along.

And then after seeing that Keith gets all mad and stuff and is like “Does red like Lance more? Are you sure I’m reds pilot she obviously likes Lance more if it was that easy for him to pilot” and then he’s all sad and mad at Lance.

I didn’t really know how to word this sorry if it’s confusing

#voltron #voltron legendary defender #lance mcclain #keith kogane #takashi shirogane #hunk garrett #pidge gunderson #voltron coran #allura #angst #langst #sad keith #red lion #what if #klance #sorry not sorry #headcanon #voltron season 3

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Altean!Lance with a twist

So we all see the posts about how Altean!Lance is Allura’s brother, the prince, or even just a common Altean that holds no title, and we all love us some Altean!Lance.

But what about…………..Lance being Haggar’s kid? Like seriously how has no one thought of this!

Lance being born and raised to be a Druid, always following the empire’s orders, always doing what his mother wants to try and get the love and attention he needs; he even went through experimentation at the hands of his mother to get any sort of praise from her, which after everything, she only called him a disappointment of a subject. He trains constantly, both physically and magically for years, hoping that that would get him some sort of affection. He becomes one of the top druids, besides his mother, in the empire and if anyone were to try and take him on in physical combat, they would severely regret it. But After all those years of allowing experiments and following every terrible order from Haggar and Zarkon to try and please his mother, to try and get any sort of acknowledgement from her, he pretty much gives up. He knows what’s expected of him, and he knows that he’ll never get what he truly wants. He accepts that, and just considers it normal behavior by now. He knows the best way to please his mother is by following orders, so that’s what he does. He’s 13 years old.

Now fast forward 4 years. He gets a new assignment. He has to go to some planet called Earth and infiltrate their government to see if they will be easy to conquer, and if any of the lions are there. Lance agrees without question.

So he goes down to Earth and easily takes the form of human to blend in, and he gets pretty much adopted by the McClain’s, who thought he was a runaway or a street kid. When they ask about his family, he plays it safe and says he doesn’t have any. So of course they take him in and begin raising him like one of their own. Lance is just shocked to see how this family treats each other with such love and kindness and understanding. And when that love and kindness get shown to him, he nearly loses his cool and release his form. While he was able to keep his form the same, his freak it was not so easily hidden, at least not in the the eyes of actual loving parents. They teach him about how family REALLY works. About how much loyalty and support and positivity comes with it. They slowly get him used to physical comfort and along the way Lance realizes that he doesn’t want to leave. He likes it here on Earth, where he’s actually treated as a person, as family. Not some soldier. But Lance is too scared to refuse his mother’s and Zarkon’s orders. He’s seen what they do to traitors and he knows that he won’t be given any mercy just because he’s Haggar’s son. But he also wants to protect these people that have taught him the truth about family and loyalty, he doesn’t want the empire to destroy this world like he’s seen with so many others. Lance doesn’t know what to do.

He goes outside to try and clear his head; which is where his mama (she refused for him to call her anything else besides her first name or mama) and asks him what’s wrong. He wants to tell her everything but he’s not sure if he can tell her; if she’ll believe him or call him crazy or what so he just stays quiet. Mama decides to talk instead, about how much they all love him, about how they’re all so happy they met him and took him in. About how no matter what life may throw at him, no matter how bad, Lance could always come to them. That’s how Lance made up his mind. He’s going to ignore his orders; even if that makes him a traitor to his real mother. He didn’t care. He was going to protect this family. HIS family.

He joins the Garrison to do just that. He plans on making it to fighter pilot and get through the school as fast as he can so he can protect his family faster. Unfortunately, Earth ships are primitive compared to Galran, so Lance doesn’t do so well and ends up in the cargo pilot class. Thus where he meets Hunk and befriends him (most of the effort was from Hunk) and gains abut of a rivalry with Keith since he had beaten Lance’s score by a few points, taking the last spot in the fighter class.

Of course then we lead into episode one, and the team finds the Blue lion, and meeting Allura and Coran, and if that isn’t a surprise to Lance, then I don’t know what is. Of course he still keeps his actual identity a secret, fearing what Allura and Coran would do if they found out who he really was. This is also where Lance is trying to figure out why Blue chose him. He was the son of a traitor to his race. He has helped the Galra in unspeakable ways. He can’t figure out why the Blue Lion chose him.

So Lance is now fighting against the empire he was once apart of, trying to undo the wrongs that have been done to hundreds of others. All the while trying to hide himself from Haggar and Zarkon, at least for as long as he can. He knows one day, the beans are gonna spill, and it will not end well. But he’ll do his best to give himself some time to figure out how to tell the team the truth about himself and his past.