[gothish]

i don’t need to put my mental disorders in my bio you can easily infer that there’s something wrong with me

[thepoisonroom]

literally so important to have friends where you can be like "can i be insane for a second" and then you get to be insane. and they still like you afterwards

[oneheadtoanother]

[weepyemperor]

Going no contact with yourself

[greelin]

if one person online says “you’re so real for this” it’s worth it. it’s enough

[cherryflavoredgirlll]

[danhumphrey]

saturdays last for about 7 hours and sundays last for about 3 and a half. use this time wisely before you’re swept back into the consecutive weekdays that are all 37 hours each

[icewindandboringhorror]

Accidentally spelled 'agreement' as 'a greement', which is for some reason amusing to me in my sleep deprivation..... a greement.. an greement... just one singular Greement.. #mygreement

[fullrnetalwindbreaker]

it's crazy how if you rub poop into a regular open wound you'll probably get sick and die but you can have a bleeding butthole every day for a week and be totally fine

[balaclava-trismegistus]

#buttholemiracle

[fraseris]

me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

friend who says he's "busy having nightmares" whenever you ask why he can't hang out with you

[kristina100000]

i have no other choice but to go on

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here’s your sign to stop doomscrolling and do literally anything else

[andreweatspussy111]

I have responsibilities like self torment and isolation

[pretend-pretend-vampire]

vampire drinking cold bagged blood alone in their pitch-black apartment and crying

[holythefirm-deactivated20210220]

I love what they call items at the dollar store like the socks will be called “fashion socks”

[byjove]

biting into a crab rangoon and finding out it’s just cream cheese no imitation crab is like taking a sip of cherry coke and realizing it’s off-brand diet cola instead