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they/them ·

[lucifers-simp]

Well, that was fun but now it's time to put him back in the freezer

[lucifers-simp]

Important PSA

[lucifers-simp]

Well, that was fun but now it's time to put him back in the freezer

[lucifers-simp]

Important PSA

[strawhatsufi]

boo hoo the white house is so historic!

the united states paved over babylon to build a military base in iraq. like the actual ancient city of babylon

[9cl]

One time took an uber the guy told me he once drove two old long haired bearded enrobed cloaked men into a church and one was calling the other Ancient Master

[straightboyfriend]

[savannahfaerie]

Why does your dad sound like a fae tempting you with forbidden fruit knowing that if you eat some you’ll be trapped in the fae realm

[cannibalchicken]

[akesi-waso-deactivated20231117]

my fav

[sm64mario]

Enter my Mario Complex!

[o-grande-viado]

Okay mario!

[o-grande-viado]

Whuh

[sm64mario]

Think you'a took a wrong turn. Don't worry! Mario'a find you!

[sm64mario]

Hey!

[april]

i'm at my bunny best when i've had my bunny rest

[muzzlesbian]

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

[muzzlesbian]

hold on.

[muzzlesbian]

oh my god

[suppermariobroth]

Extremely unique reinterpretation of Luigi (the man in the middle of the top panel) found in an officially licensed 1989 Super Mario Bros. 3 graphic novel from Japan. Here, he is called "Prince Luigi", is not related to Mario or looks anything like him, and is Peach's fiancé.

It is unknown why the author decided to keep Mario and Peach with their standard designs while taking such creative liberties with Luigi.

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[superthatguy62]

"My brother is also named Luigi" - Mario Mario, 1989.

[dickstolebyanalien]

[algorithmist]

[nauseapuppy]

ohhhhh... its called the matrix cuz it "may tricks" your mind !

[batsodas]

morpheus if he wasn't aware of the effects the matrix has on his mind: You think that's tricks you're seeing?

[winged-void]

"Pandemonium" always seemed excessive to me. Like. All of them?

[winged-void]

"Folks the air in the stadium is electric tonight, it is Every Single Demon."

[libraford]

Glad to see we're on the same page ma.

[redstonedust]

absolutely crazy meeting people in their early 20s who are already divorced. like it makes sense considering some people also get married right out of highschool but. idk its kinda funny thinking they dont even make it past a year or two before calling it quits. really speedrunning the stages of a relationship here.

[redstonedust]

and to be clear i have nothing but respect for this. know when to get out of a shitty relationship dont drag it out if you dont have to. PLUS you get to make divorce jokes right out of the gate which is a win in my books.

[cupofspiderss]

aughegaurfgh. nonbinary people.

[snapscube]

i have something to tell you but it will have to wait for tomorrow

im not gonna be able to sleep