suicidal slut

equal parts depressed and neurotic

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I feel that the fact i play flute and trumpet says a lot about my personality  --- the instruments according to piccolos

flute: oh look, competition.

clarinet: STOP SQUEAKING DAMMIT

oboe: pretty chill. doesn't need high c-ing.

bassoon: too chill. must be high c-ed frequently

sax: SHUT UP ALREADY YOU'RE NOT AS POPULAR AS YOU THINK

trumpet: LITERALLY THE MOST FIGHTABLE SECTION

trombone: half the reason no one hears me. delete them

baritone/euph: pure. do not high c.

french horn: even purer. must be protected from high c's.

tuba: why so low

percussion: can you maybe chill

violin: HIGH NOTES DUEL LET'S GO

viola: a violin but lower?? what are strings???

cello: possibly the purest instrument in the orchestra

bass: WHY. SO. LOW.

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Donate to the cause Here

We aim to create a space where people of all ages and backgrounds may come and make art and display (or sell) their work free of charge.

The centre will provide free of charge art therapy to those with mental illnesses and disorders who are unable to afford the care they need, the centre will also allow those whosemental illnesses or disorders stem from a bad home life to stay overnight in guest accommodation for as long as is necessary. 

The centre was inspired by our own struggles with depression and self harm, as we discovered studies that show how creating art can significantly help sufferers of depression, self harm, anorexia, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder and other mental illnesses and eating disorders. 

we want to create this centre to help others who suffer from such illnesses, by enriching their lives and helping improve the sense they have of confidence, self-worth and enrich their lives.

The centre would also have accomodation for visitors who lived further away to stay in temporarily whilst receiving art therapy, as well as a bed for any students whose problems are caused by a bad home life.

Art helps healing and we want this space to be a reality so that we can help people through illness using art. Please help us create this space, and fulfill a life long dream of helping fellow sufferers of mental illness. You can help by donating to our cause so that we may make this dream a reality, please go fund us HERE

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

My BFF’s dad is a musician, and he recently did some work for Panic! (basically just Brendon) and guess what?!

IT IS A NEW VERSION OF BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY BY P!ATD

I REPEAT PANIC! IS RELEASING A  NEW COVER OF BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY

I CAN DIE HAPPY

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Friendzone, you say?

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but then there are the guys who you’re friends with but your best friend already has 3 pinterest boards dedicated to their wedding, so they are on the DO NOT DATE EVER!!! list......

[laecarloss]

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to whoever made this, thank you for creating something so simple but so helpful. I have anxiety (along with many other issues),but because of this gif i have averted 4 panic attacks. so thanks

sincerely one messed up human

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Ducks are EVIL

God/me (spoiler alert I AM GOD-and therefore correct)

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If Bands Were People

Fall Out Boy: Moody teen that turned into a slightly less moody adult with a record label.

Panic! at the Disco: Has had so many personality and style changes that you wonder if they're still the same person.

Arctic Monkeys: Cheeky northern lad that got out of Yorkshire and discovered hair gel and sunglasses.

The 1975: Indie-aesthetic looking guy repeatedly shouting "PINK IS THE NEW BLACK".

Enter Shikari: Gets extremely worked up and passionate but only about politics and the environment.

Twenty One Pilots: One of the most incredibly interesting people you will ever meet but is very quiet and doesn't really want a fuss made.

Muse: Conspiracy theorist that's convinced the government is watching him and that we'll all be murdered by drones.

Bring Me The Horizon: Used to incomprehensibly scream at everyone but now has arguments in perfect falsetto, backed by electro-choirs.

Bastille: That person obsessed with wolves.

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Hi I think you're cute,would you like to get coffee someti- wait.... OH GOD IT'S YOU!!!!

my 8th grade nemesis that time he tried to chat me up before he recognized me.

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I just don't get why people are so 'in love' with Tate, he was an awful person

person I punched in the face for being an idiot/ a souless monster

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-3.00 am-

Me: *is bored*

Brain: YOU WANT FOOD?

ME:NO!!! I will NOT boredom binge

Brain: OKAY JEEZ!!! so think about all the people that hate you and don't care if you die..

Me:*remembers everything bad ever*

Brain: go find your razors, some bandages and disinfectant

Me:okay....

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Where's my needle, I thought I put it on the fl... OW! F***!!! AAAAARRRRGGHHHH, WHAT IS THIS LIIIFFFEEE

Me, that one time I trod on a needle and needed to go to A&E

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Thing not to do when home alone:

kick thing off your bed in your sleep, 

wonder if the resulting crash is a burglar here to steal your riches

forget you own nothing but ramen and homework

hide under the covers until you realise it was actually you

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Actual conversation with My Mother

Me:*hears fall out boy playing in my house, finds mom playing Uma Thurman in the kitchen* MOM WHAT IS THIS!!??

Mom: I heard this on the radio and it reminded me of The Stereophonics, speaking of, Kelly is such a heartthrob!

Me: EW! WHAT??!! MOM NO!!! ITS BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU PLAY MY PANIC! VINYLS, BUT I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!!

Mom: I buy your food, so you're gonna have to live with it.

Me: *mutters* what did i do to deserve this???....

Mom:you know I can hear you? And you deserve this because you made me fat and cankle-y for over 9 MONTHS!!!

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If i owned a taser I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that’s why i dont own a taser.

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worringky accurate reasoning

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Vampires don’t like sunlight but moonlight is actually also sunlight

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this bothers me because now i cant read vampire trash without thinking aout it

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George R.R. Martin is taking his time writing the final GoT books because he realized the only way to hurt fans more than killing off all their favorite characters is to die himself before completing the series.

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seeing all the valentines couples photos has made me reconsider buying a boyfriend pillow....