blistering seas

[tifon666]

Ау по «Игре престолов»

[lovelywingsart]

Last big post for these two methinks! Mostly focused on Kakuzu this time! Because he's dead in canon so he's my oc now uwu (for legal reasons this is a joke)

Merfolk AU because I had the fun idea in May! Hideo is a red Halfmoon Betta fish and Kakuzu is a Sturgeon <3 I wasn't sure if that's what I'd go for with them, but then I started sketching and fell in love. So they now get to be lumped in with my other Merfolk!~

Werewolf!Kakuzu, which is the highest honor I can give to a character. If they get a werecreature form, they are special. Anyway, as a small gist- he's a turned wolf who was turned by stealing the heart of a werewolf, thus transferring the lycanthropy. He had amnesia the first few times, and his wolf form is absolutely feral and basically his lack of patience manifest because big boy is out to maul everyone who isn't his small vampire boyfriend. I love him v much.

My own personal version of his usual Naruto self!! Instead of threads and Earth Grudge Fear, he is an Eldritch entity obsessed with money because it's the only thing that makes him happy in this godforsaken immortal life other than, of course, Hideo. He does have a full monster form, but tbh can't be fucked to use it unless completely necessary because it uses too much energy. He's found a form that he enjoys appearing in and he's sticking with it. He's got lots of teeth and I joke that he's basically a mimic on steroids.

Clearly my love for it all has returned, and he's quickly making his way to one of my favorites <3 I did actually make yet another OC recently as well, but I just gotta catch up on posting. Until then tho, please enjoy the new hyperfixation :D

[kuzmich-isterich]

another part with some wips that will be in the zine about them

previous part

[suniverse-art]

Twitter meme redraw with Hidan and kakuzu hehe

[bl3d-for-days]

thinking about kakuhida very deep in their hearts know that each other actually enjoy spending time together but made a silent agreement because its just too embarrassing to accept

[joltai-showa]

LMAO okay this is the funniest shit now

we do remember that neither Nagato nor Obito need money for their endgame goal, right? both of them only need the Beasts for their global pacification plan. who knows why they don't solo the verse themselves and rely on a bunch of mentally ill international renegades for that goal, maybe they're woke like that, whatever, Obito's been scratching his ass on the couch for like 16 years now, he isn't about to become more productive, and Nagato is clearly a power of friendship type of guy

here we see Kakuzu throwing a fat juicy fuck you to the Tailed Beast bit, he's on the sigma grindset, and apparently the leadership didn't do anything about that lmao?

did it go like this?

Kakuzu: I have some side hustles to do before the Tailed Beast thing, this will have to wait until the end of the quarter

Pain (and Obito spying on them from Kamui): no, Kakuzu.

Kakuzu: ...you do realize I'm just going to stop paying salaries to everyone, unionize them and all of us will go on a strike, correct?

Pain (and Obito in Kamui): okay, Kakuzu.

[chama-018]

chibi akatsuki i love you…

[enki2]

[hylianengineer]

@copperbadge this seems up your alley

[copperbadge]

If the system ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess! Accounting may not be the oldest profession, but someone had to keep the books for them.

I mean, in theory I know that Excel is based on the structure of earlier accounting technology that's been around for hundreds of years -- what do we think we did to track commerce before computers? -- but it still kind of blows my mind to, for example, look at my ancestor's journal from a whaling voyage in 1770 and see spreadsheets in the back.

[charaznablespeteevee]

[self-loving-vampire]

According to the book I'm reading, proto-Cuneiform writing seems to have actually started as spreadsheets to keep track of resources rather than as a way to record language or express ideas.

The administrators of that extremely early city had to keep track of lots of things, and doing this by memory alone was a nightmare. These spreadsheets were devised as a solution to that as an evolution of an earlier system that used clay tokens and balls.

Spreadsheets are older than written language as we currently understand it.

[doubtfulfan]

i think i actually like how it turned off.

101 Dalmatians reference

bonus

[artisandemon]

Kakuita anybody?? They got together on my Tomodachi Life island and now I'm invested.

[syake86]

laparotomy

[senjuhashirama]

I love the animation so much!

[tifon666]

[syake86]

Even if no one loves me, I'll go on living.

[shinobi-rato]

I think it's interesting how many people characterise Kakuzu as materialistic in the way of hoarding his wealth, even though he's not shown to be unwilling to spend his money.

He wants to make money, not keep it.

He's not really the type of a person to continuously inconvenience himself in a way that is preventable, and money is petty fucking good at granting exactly convenience.

Kakuzu surely takes care of himself and uses things of high quality - after all, why wouldn't he? Having lived through the things he has, earthly pleasures such as "having nice things (won't betray you!)" obviously would be one of his needs, and a thing he should invest in. With the money (money won't betray you) (money speaks in a language of undeniable yet unfortunate facts).

He's smart. He lived for a while. He doesn't have a family and his life is continuously in danger, he keeps earning more and more money always, he knows that there is absolutely no point for him to hoard it.

[procrastination-archive]

[kuzmich-isterich]

it's been really hard last few months, so brought some of wips of my sketch zine about them