[cannedmuffins]

[steelplatedhearts]

today’s mood:

[lovethatsoothes]

“To Make a Long Story Short”

Stephen Andrade’s wonderful pulp-style tribute to Clue (1985)

Prints and original artwork available at nineteeneightyeight.com or through @galleries1988 on Instagram :)

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[caitvi-hopper]

i like GAY PEOPLE i like QUEERS i like HOMOSEXUALS i like YAOI i like YURI

[loveridden1999]

[jadolega]

Grab a quickie while I still learn how to use this thing

[nociceptrix]

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

[bob-belcher]

I suppose dying's as good an excuse as any to start living.

PUSHING DAISIES 1.01 – "Pie-lette"

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai

[lustcannibalism]

what’s the point if girls can’t bite? consume? devour?

[ztudiolaire]

Do you think vampires yawn like lions

[tinyhorror]

ladies, that office has a glass wall…..*

.✧✶ twitter | insta | bluesky | inprnt | redbubble ✶✧.*

[lysimachias]

❌ Is this ship well supported by canon

❌ Does this ship make any sense whatsoever by any reasonable metric

✅ Does the thought of these characters standing next to each other make you want to chew concrete and then break apart a nearby automobile with your bare hands

[donnasweettttttttt]

what if orpheus and eurydice had a third guy with them who was orpheus’s gay cajun vampire sidepiece

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[stainedinink-deactivated2026041]

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock