[popularcultures]

Britney Spears Oops!…I Did It Again (2000)

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

This continues to be the single greatest piece of staged dialogue ever created

[bimboid]

[prideprejudce]

every line of this tweet hits like a punch in the face

[kaijuno]

Quentin Tarantino be like “if I don’t see some toes in the next 10mins I’m saying the n word”

[wildplantts]

Every time some one brings up Tarantino I think of this post and it haunts me

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

JESUS CHRIST I WAS GOING TI WINTERHOLD AND TWO SNOW BEARS ATRACKED ME SO I JUST RAN INTO THE INN AND THEY SPAWNED INSIDE THE INN

INSIDE! THE! INN!

THERE ARE TWO SNOW BEARS INSIDE THE WINTERHOLD INN

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

one started glitching into the ceiling

it just works

[daggerfall]

Theres a BEAR

loose

in an INN

[nightingaletrash]

No one knows what’s going to happen next

Least of all the BEAR

He’s never BEEN in an INN before

[daggerfall]

There’s no experts. They try to find experts at the colleges. They’re like, “We’re joined now by a man that once saw a goat in Solitude” Get out of here with that shit! We’ve all seen a goat in the Solitude. This is a bear loose in an inn.

[pajamboree]

And then several leagues away there’s an angry hoarker whose like, “I have a deadric artifact!! And I’m gonna blow up the inn!” and before anyone can respond the bear(s) go, “If you even LOOK at the inn I will maul you to death with my paws!! I dare you to do it, I want you to do it! I want you to so I can maul you to death, I’m so fucking CRAZY!!” And then the hoarker is like, “You think you’re crazy?? I’m a fucking hoarker, I live in a lake IM FUCKING CRAZY!!!”

[mintycoolnessisrelevant]

I’ve got a new word for fanfic writers to use, brought to you by todays word of the day:

example sentence: she gazed into his smaragdine orbs

[mmilhouse]

obama chuckled. “you mean the chaos smaragdines?”

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[fgrobichiko]

the fucking eagles got him

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[mspainttaz]

did you guys know that there isnt a character limit for blog descriptions

[ginny-rummy]

I would like you to know I clicked on ops username and the app not only crashed but froze my phone on its way to hell

[kuruasu]

Oh it can’t be that bad-

[kuruasu]

There’s too much

[kuruasu]

Op what-

[kuruasu]

What the actual fuck

[kuruasu]

I can’t even

The entire bee movie, my immortal, and never gonna give you up

Op wHY???

[personal-archive-deactivated201]

when I hold doors for people

[thebootydiaries]

Kids: …

Teenagers: Thanks.

Adults: Thank you.

Old People: WHY, THANK YOU. YOU’RE SO KIND. EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS YOUNG MAN HELPING OUT THE COMMUNITY. WHOO, THIS GENERATION IS SO POLITE AND KIND. I WOULD PLAY BINGO WITH THIS YOUNG MAN ANY DAY. GOD BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL SOUL.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

hey guys whats up

[durbikins]

how’d you make a blank post?

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

you make a bulleted list and press tab until the text either is all the way on the right or it disappears depending on the resolution of the computer it’s viewed on. also, it doesn’t work on mobile.

[durbikins]

please tell me

[paxamericana]

[scenereport]

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

[yo-fuckers]

you had the only valid landlord ever

[rickykay169]

I love that team rocket is in Pokémon go now but I just can’t them seriously bc their main goal is to steal items from poke stops but like…..poke stops are free? You don’t have to steal them you can literally just walk up to a poke stop and get the items for free. It’s like stealing a balloon on free balloon day

[scienced-deactivated20250710]

Sounds like they managed a completely accurate representation of Team Rocket.

[mellebellemethod]

It happens this year folks…

[gattomeows]

[super-metroid]

[jakeperalta]

i just kinda automatically think of all my mutuals as my age but then one person will mention getting married and having a baby and another will mention going into their junior year of high school and i’m like wait what

[writersloth-old-deactivated2021]

Mutual 1: my husband bought me roses today!!

Me: your what

Mutual 2: *gets an ask that congratulates them with their 14th birthday*

Me: you’re what

[reactionpicarchive]

🙈👀 what if we kissed 😘 in a long-term loving relationship 😳😏

[samexebin-deactivated20241017]

That’d be great but location-wise can it be the veggietales giggle pod? 

[reactionpicarchive]

sorry, I’m an atheist

[raeazure]

Fun fact: I lost my virginity in a veggietales giggle pod

[your-crystal-vision]

[gorps]

happy easter from the united states :)

[durendoll]

what is going on in America

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

I…? No???? Is this a regular occurrence???

[toopunktofuck]

Bitch Ive never even seen this shit in new jersey don’t lump us in w your HELL IS REAL billboard ass states