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drink pee

#my drink pee sign how I miss you #pwhl #vancouver goldeneyes #hocketposting #myduckies

okay so we all know that the goldeneyes have so far been practically unscathed by the expansion FOR WHICH I AM VERY GRATEFUL but with the recent Torrent news I am starting to get a liiiiittle stressed out y'all

I might be a newer hockey fan, but from what I've picked up, I kinda get the feeling that maybe your professional hockey team should probably.... have a head coach? maybe?

#like what do you mean we're now literally the only pwhl team with no coach #what do you mean all the expansion team have a coach and we don't #peace and love and lanet earth but please hurry up you're scaring the hoes (me)#pwhl #pwhl expansion #vancouver goldeneyes #hocketposting #myduckies #I hope it's a woman

sirensdotcom

i miss hockey can we have hockey again this stuff is scary i dont like contracts can we just go back to sticks flying and women shoving each other

#pwhl #hocketposting

tovarishcharsya

"I’m not even Russian, but people don’t know that." An interview with Kadirova—the first Tatar woman in the PWHL.

The interview is in Russian, but I think it should be easy enough to read using a translator.

#THANK YOU!! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING #thank you for posting this. I'm hoping this will at least slightly curb the people shitting on her/the charge for her being from Russia #she is literally a minority who part of an oppressed ethnic group #literally insane to punish her for the suffering that's being perpetuated by the same dictator who oppresses her people #fanuza kadirova #ottawa charge #pwhl

odd-birdie

i think more people should know that cj jackson has had not one, but two post-collegiate sports careers (baseball and hockey) - at one point literally wrapping up a season with the toronto six (hockey) and going immediately to training camp for team nova scotia baseball.

truly lesbians can do anything lmao

#bro. what the fu k.#I'm gonna start fucking barking #cj jackson #uncle ceej #pwhl #seattle torrent

petey-cubed

Ok so phase 2 is officially over (I think?) and the goldeneyes lost nobody. I’m pretty sure it was just a perfect storm of their most valuable unprotected players being not considered good enough targets to offer an EFO to (which would force them to leave) and then desirable players having a reason to prefer to stay in Vancouver or had uncertain futures in the pwhl

- Claire Thompson: the most likely EFO target but we are not even sure if she is going to be in the league next year or if she is, how many years she will stick around before returning to med school

-Jenn Gardiner: from Vancouver and has open talked about wanting to stay in Vancouver plus not a high up efo target

- Hannah Miller, Nina Jobst-Smith signed players from Vancouver who probably want to stay in Vancouver

-Ashton Bell: Vancouver’s capitan who is dating Nina. Probably wants to stay in Vancouver

That being said players I’m surprised did not get signed by expansion teams are: Soupy, Tereza Vanisova, Izzy Daniels, Gabby Rosenthal.

Im sure they will lose a bunch in phase 4 because I literally cannot see go the can’t with restrictions on how many players team can lose and how many other teams have already lost

blue-tomatoes

San Jose still has one more to go before phase 2 is over, but it's rumored to be Maddi Wheeler (by Ian Kennedy, so large grain of salt)

I feel like our free agents are going to all melt away in phases 3+4 though, and the players under contract will be In Danger in phase 4 if the expansion teams can't get 10 players in time 😬

#vancouver goldeneyes #pwhl #pwhl expansion #hocketposting

sloganeeer

vancouver goldeneyes rn:

#choosing to believe that this is because no one wants to leave VAN and not because the expansion teams are disrespecting my girls #pwhl #pwhl expansion #pwhl expansion 2026 #myduckies #hocketposting #vancouver goldeneyes

sanguinaryrot

“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favorite team recruits britta curl-salemme” is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying.

#pwhl #hocketposting #rip pwhl detroit we hardly knew ye

please... just finish it...

#pwhl #pwhl lb #pwhl expansion #pwhl expansion phase 2 #pwhl san jose #hocketposting

cyborgpsychic

I love that people brought the Walter cup out with fucking white gloves on, and they announced how it's pure silver whatever, and then these dirtbag jocks immediately filled the thing with beer and did lesbian communion with it

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