We can go...anywhere!

[tenscupcake]

from the doctor himself (x)

[ofstormsandwolves]

[insp]

[gracekelli-archive]

What is a legacy?

[dusty-purple]

I just love the myth of Persephone, i mean the real, original version of it, because it’s not like she got kidnapped, no, this bitch was la-de-da-ing in a meadow and she just happened to find an entrance to the Underworld and she was like “Imma check this out”. And she just wanders into the Underworld and discovers that hey this place ain’t too bad.

Meanwhile Hades is in the background “????? UM??? PRETTY GIRL??? WHY ARE YOU HERE?????? YOU AREN’T DEAD???” 

And Persephone (who was originally called Kore just a little fyi) just looked at him and said “I like it here. I’m staying.”

And Hades kinda just went with it, until Demeter started throwing the temper tantrum of the millenium upstairs and Zeus had to intervene because this shit was getting out of hand and its actually his job to be admistrator of justice. Which considering the shit he gets up to is kinda histerical but that’s another story there. 

And basically Persephone wasn’t a prisoner or kidnap victim at all she just really loved the Underworld and her (eventual) husband, and the Greeks feared her arguably more than her husband because Hades could be reasoned with but Persephone was the one laying the smack down on sinners, and really, who wouldn’t be at least a little scared of someone who’s name means something along the lines of “the destroyer”

Basically, Persephone is amazing and everbody needs to get on her level

[the-lucky-ferret]

i think the best part of that myth is that Zeus decided to change Kore’s name to Persephone (basically “the one who brings chaos”) only because she wanted to stay in the underworld and SHE WOULDN’T FUCKING LISTEN then Zeus, all-mighty king of the gods, kinda gives up and goes “fine, but you’re going to visit your mom” “also, I changed your name” “get rekt”

[achillvs]

Also, if I’m not mistaken, Kore means “little girl” so imagine going from that to “chaos bringer”

[parziivillains]

I mean, going from little girl to chaos bringer sounds like a p solid deal to me, sign me up.

[thealienonbroadway]

This may not be the version of the myth that’s commonly known and taught. But is is the original, from before it was altered to scare Greek/Roman girls into submission. Persephone was a badass bitch.

[thedalektables]

«[The Doctor] rolled his eyes and turned to Rose, pulling her away from the crowd and behind a large bit of decorative plastic that was apparently meant to be a plant. Bugger, bugger, bugger. “Rose, remember when I told you I’d been to one of these [conventions] before?”

“Yeah,” she agreed. “But you said you couldn’t remember.”

“I just did,” he said, with a sigh. “It’s this one.”

“What?” she demanded. “Where?” Her eyes darted every which way, as if trying to catch a glimpse of pin stripes, or possibly leather, in the crowd around them.

The Doctor shook his head. “Here are the rules. Absolutely no mention of the Time War or the Daleks is to cross your lips. Understand?”

“Yes,” she agreed. “But can’t we just…”

“Do not under any circumstances refer to me as the Last of the Time Lords.”

“I don’t,” she said. “That’s all you. Can’t we…”

“And do not ask his companion for her real name, as I’m rather fond of you and want to keep you around.”

Rose’s eyes went huge. “OK,” she said slowly. “But why don’t we just avoid you?” she added.

The Doctor stared at her in surprise, then looked at the huge crowd around them. “Good idea,” he said. “Let’s try it.”

“Excuse me,” said a vaguely Scottish voice behind him, “what do you think you’re doing here?”

“Or not,”»

- Double Crossing, by @jessalrynn (Chap.1)

[tomorrowandbeyond]

[spockvarietyhour]

HOW DID YOU FIND MY CRYING SHED

[itswalky]

Been looking at this for a while, and something about it seemed off.  Something else is going on here, behind the scenes.  And it hit me.

Look at where the floor is.  Her legs, in order to reach it, must be Liefeldian in length!  And then the obvious solution presented itself.

She’s standing on a dog!

No wonder this man is in here crying. She is a monster.

[wackd-archive]

Far be it from me to argue with someone with nineteen years and counting of artistic experience, but that is exactly what I’m going to do, right now! Watch me! 

Yes, examination of that background and the marks on the floor of the shed lead me to the conclusion that there’s a great big hill of sand for her to be standing on. Thus obviously the reason he’s crying is that he’s just finished sweeping and now she’s letting all the sand in. As someone who spent many years at a summer camp with a sandy bank by the lake, and who was often made to sweep his own bunk, I can assure you that this is an unforgivable offense. Sand is the worst and there is always more of it. 

[itswalky]

I will give you that there definitely appears to be sand.  However, it’s a clearly not a solid fixture of sand which would support the weight of an adult human woman.  

Unless…

now he can’t even close the door

fuck you, lady

[winterstar95-deactivated2023110]

This is the reason I am on tumblr

[bigmammallama5]

#someone photoshop Anakin’s face on the guy

ok

[number368]

problem solved 

[doublearabianpunchfrontlayout-d]

Y’all I came on tumblr for this kind of shit I’m so impressed

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

Wackd had it right tho

[bluedawn0123]

(via GIPHY)

[weavemama]

America is about to be that part in the lion king where where pride rock became all shitty bc Scar became king

[0fthem0untains]

have yet to see a better analogy

[mysticmoonhigh-deactivated20211]

Are you implying Hilary Clinton’s daughter will assassinate Donald Trump because I’m okay with this

[breelandwalker]

Actually, if we follow the narrative, I think it would be the Obama daughters. Which would be even MORE awesome.

[qi-mera]

Malia’s gonna fight Trump on the roof of the Whitehouse while it’s on fire.

[kyraneko]

Didn’t Scar get killed by the hyenas, who turned against him when he tried to throw blame at them while begging for his life?

The equivalent would be Trump cornered by both Obama sisters on the White House roof (yes, while it’s on fire, I can totally believe that Trump will somehow lead to the White House catching fire at some point) insisting that “we’re all friends against the Republican establishment, it’s their fault” and Sasha and Malia quote one of Trump’s tweets back at him to tell him to get the fuck out; Trump scurries away and runs right into Pence and Cruz. 

“Our fault, is it, Donald?”

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Alternatively, since Scar originally gained the support of the hyenas by promising them a better life with lots of food, Trump is clearly going to fall off the roof of the White House into the arms of the Republican base that voted for him because he promised them a better economy.

[damnitrj]

Okay but then who’s going to dress in drag and do the hula?

[urboyrosanov]

Joe Biden??

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

Definitely Joe Biden.

[bluedawn0123]

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[featheredclaw]

WELP

[toptony]

[moggettt]

Posting readmores like

[senatorgana]

incorrect star wars quotes (6/?) (insp.)

[mrsbingleys]

[timelocked]

[lordjadeharley-deactivated20130]

Is it too early to start reblogging this or?

[salty-disposition]

Its never too early to start reblogging this

[brokeyuppiepunk]

I love how one set was not enough for him

[toriandrelativedimensionsinspace]

Just a warning, I will be reblogging this every time I see it for the next week.

[bluedawn0123]

Pretty sure I’m going to reblog this every time I see it.  It’s Christmas!

[jessalrynn]

On Deleting Your Fan Works

Please think of this before you take down your work.  Yes, it is your art, your gift to share as you will.  However, there’s nothing wrong with just leaving it there for the future.  Think of your work in fandom like a tree in a forest.  You loved the acorn when you planted it, and now you’re moving on.  Let the tree stay with us - we’ll be kind to it, honestly.

[mendokayalways]

It’s just like waking up, right?

(art by toixx.tumblr.com) 

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

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