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Like I told @returnofthelivingdude There’s a bigger than 10% chance I had a picture lol this on MySpace. I’m out living my best 2005 life today with my birthday shirt being identical to the one from Gormans for $10 back then. https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc-yXOOOgeI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I walked into a building today a regular person who hunts their own monsters and destroys them, cares for those that need it, but does takes shit from people. I walked out with a tattoo that matches the strongest mother on tv who hunted ALL the monsters, cared for all people, took no shit, and loved so much, Mary Winchester- @samsmithgrams - the mother I always needed. Momma Winchester is a BAMF and I will be forever grateful she’s graced my heart and soul. Thank you @cw_supernatural for creating a show with characters that created a community of people that are family. I’m marked by it forever in so many ways, not just by this tattoo. Thank you @brittanysuetattoo for doing this for me. You’re the best! I wouldn’t have wanted anyone else to do it. #antipossession #antipossessiontattoo #antiposessionsymbol #spnfamily #spnfamilyforever #spn #spnfandom #supernatural #supernaturaltattoo #familydontendwithblood #waywardaf #marywinchester #sidetattoo #brittanysuetattoo (at The End Times Electric Tattoo Co.) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHmdzV-jIST/?igshid=b06t44olw7oa

#antipossession #antipossessiontattoo #antiposessionsymbol #spnfamily #spnfamilyforever #spn #spnfandom #supernatural #supernaturaltattoo #familydontendwithblood #waywardaf #marywinchester #sidetattoo #brittanysuetattoo

Self care is taking care of yourself. 💖Currently relaxing my muscles after being cracked like a glow stick at the chiropractor. I’ve needed it for MONTHS but this past couple of weeks has me really feeling it. Low back, mid back, neck. Also, a reminder to wear a mask. We need to get rid of The Rona ASAP. 🙆🏻‍♀️ #loveyourself #selfcare #takecare #healthcareisselfcare #wearamask #wearadamnmask #reminder https://www.instagram.com/p/CEwp9PCD6mM/?igshid=15qhf72md4cbf

#loveyourself #selfcare #takecare #healthcareisselfcare #wearamask #wearadamnmask #reminder

You know what time of the month it is? It’s my craft week this coming week. Those who know me and my job, know I go HARD! So, I was testing something and prepping for my crafts. I cut my fingers. Big cuts. Trying to get the perfect indents in wood for some streamers. I’m having music week, then a parade. So we need some flair! Well, I am going a different route. My husband helped me out big time because as much as I can help out a bleeder, I love gore in movies. I have a history of passing out with a lot blood. So with my guidance of first aid, he got me bandaged. Classic Cody. #gohard #craftingwounds #bandaid #clumsy #lovewhatyoudo https://www.instagram.com/p/CEiAdyeDdbw/?igshid=lh447h7mkif7

#gohard #craftingwounds #bandaid #clumsy #lovewhatyoudo

Today it stormed like the dickens. It finally chilled out, but it was beautiful. @tex_tarcson2415 and I ate lunch in a parking lot and had the sun roof open so we could see the rain, and leaves dance in the wind. It was “romantical” as I put it. Despite the feeling of being in a tornado on 00, being in town was beautiful and calming before the rain stopped. So I naturally had to take a boomerang of my view through the sunroof. #417 #417land #417view #duringthestorm #boomerang #lunchtimeview #stormyday #stormyafternoon https://www.instagram.com/p/CEf575sD8aS/?igshid=z7wfv16wkj3u

#417 #417land #417view #duringthestorm #boomerang #lunchtimeview #stormyday #stormyafternoon

This morning. All the stages of “I fucked up somewhere!” It kept getting bigger. 🙆🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ #vintagehair #vintagehairstyle #vintagehairfail #heatlesscurlsovernight #heatlesscurls #heatlesswaves #shorthair #purplehair #tryingnewthings https://www.instagram.com/p/CEevvhWD0wJ/?igshid=bp1htct60rs7

#vintagehair #vintagehairstyle #vintagehairfail #heatlesscurlsovernight #heatlesscurls #heatlesswaves #shorthair #purplehair #tryingnewthings

Staying up late to pin curl my hair just to show my best friend tomorrow. It’s my second time trying it, and first time putting effort in. Yikes. Now that my hair is short, I can do more vintage styles that don’t require a lot of heat or kill my arms/hands. Also, an appearance by Francis 🎃 #pincurls #shorthair #vintagehair #heatlesscurls #vintagecurls #girlswithtattoos #love #spookygirls #spookygirlsclub #purplehair #fridaynight https://www.instagram.com/p/CEdjs9fjvTA/?igshid=2i7erhnajy3x

#pincurls #shorthair #vintagehair #heatlesscurls #vintagecurls #girlswithtattoos #love #spookygirls #spookygirlsclub #purplehair #fridaynight

So, I have plant earrings. I’m over the mooooon about them. @hickorylaneplants had some on her trailer last weekend and with my health not being great, and I was waiting on Covid results (negative obviously) I had to quarantine. I wanted some sooooo bad. I knew they’d sell out right away. I saw in her stories they were dwindling. Fast. I mean look at how cute they are. So, I was able to make out the sellers Instagram and Etsy and message her. Mary of @specklefishstudio is so flipping nice y’all! I told her what was up and she’s like I’ve got you, two pairs left, you pick which ones and the metal color and easy peasy. The shipping was so fast (thanks #usps) and they’re so great. I’m not afraid I’m going to lose one, they’re not heavy, and they give me a great boost because I’m unfurling another monstera leaf with holes and let me tell you, I feel like a plant bamf. So thank you Tasha for having these on your trailer so I could contact Mary to get a pair before you ran out. Plants bring people together y’all. It’s beautiful! 💚✨🌿🎍🌱🎋 #speckledfishstudio #plants #accessories #earrings #handmade #shopsmall #love #wearwhatyoulove #monstera #monsteraearrings #witchesofinstagram #eclecticwitch #greenwitch #girlswithpiercings #simplefashion https://www.instagram.com/p/CEPRl2HDUWo/?igshid=1nsiru6kfj3t1

#usps #speckledfishstudio #plants #accessories #earrings #handmade #shopsmall #love #wearwhatyoulove #monstera #monsteraearrings #witchesofinstagram #eclecticwitch #greenwitch #girlswithpiercings #simplefashion

Today’s mail day was AMAZING! 🎍🍄🌾 I got my seeds from @pentagrampotager who’s been such a kind soul in helping me pick out seeds and sharing gardening knowledge. I’ve always dreamed of being the woman who’s grown things, but I’ve not been great at it. I’ve learned a lot about houseplants the past year (thank you @hickorylaneplants you’re a saint), which is incredible. I’m going to try growing things outside, again (my lavender is dead, but there’s one spot a live so I keep on watering it, it’s wild). The black envelope, the stamp, these paper flowers that I have no idea wtf they do besides look nice are so wonderful. The hand written letter (look at that letterhead!) was so sweet! Thank you @juststainn for the seed swap that I ended up getting. I’m excited to get these growing when the time is right! Thank you again and let’s see how things grow! 🌿🌱 I’m happy to officially be apart of the dirty hoe coven 🖤✨. #pentagrampotager #dirtyhoecoven #witches #witchy #witchythings #witchesofinstagram #allthingswitchy #love #gardeningcommunity #gardenwitch #eclecticwitch #greenwitchcraft #gardening #seed #snailmail #seedmail #usps (at Marshfield, Missouri) https://www.instagram.com/p/CELWskwDQ2Z/?igshid=311icik2xf11

#pentagrampotager #dirtyhoecoven #witches #witchy #witchythings #witchesofinstagram #allthingswitchy #love #gardeningcommunity #gardenwitch #eclecticwitch #greenwitchcraft #gardening #seed #snailmail #seedmail #usps

So, first off, cards are one of my favorite things to get. I don’t care if they’re store bought, hand made; the face someone took the time and was like “this is for Cody, I’m getting it!” Is the best. Due to our schedules being the worst my bff @brittanysuetattoo mailed new surprise stickers that she just had to get me because she got her some too. “You’re going to love them!” Boiiiii she was right. We are always dude, bro, ladybro, bro dude, ladydude, in regards to each other. 👻🖤✨ As you can see on the envelope, thanks to @ghostadventures before we even met. These stickers really tie things together, and I love them so much. The only thing that’s missing is the “WhAT WAS ThAT?!” And it honestly would be complete. Thank you Brittany for being my bestest ladybro and getting me stickers I’ll never stick, because of sticker anxiety. Love you more than Zak loves putting Aaron in the creepiest of places 😑 ! #bestfriends #ghostadventures #gac #gacquotes #mail #mailday #card #greetingcard #love #stayingconnected #bff #usps https://www.instagram.com/p/CEI3w5cDaFp/?igshid=1isqo0wp2sbm3

#bestfriends #ghostadventures #gac #gacquotes #mail #mailday #card #greetingcard #love #stayingconnected #bff #usps

horrorandhalloween

by Season of Screams

Here’s me from earlier today, as your reminder for tomorrow to #wearamask 😷 https://www.instagram.com/p/CDP40aiDz36/?igshid=1cxgnmoqoejbx

#wearamask

Because things don’t feel in order... here is my side of the bed. It’s orderly and it keeps me feeling in control of things. My hanging plant Sylvia and then my snake plant Voldemort. Yes I said Voldemort. I’ve tagged noteable authors and photographers. 💗 #bedside #books #plants #witchyvibes #witchesofinstagram #tarotbook #witchbook #sleeprituals #love #love #comfort #carmex #minicauldron #anxiety #ocd #bipolar #ptsd #mentalhealth #thelittlethings #poetry (at Marshfield, Missouri) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8c95shnE-z/?igshid=sk1v4tx9rbl1

#bedside #books #plants #witchyvibes #witchesofinstagram #tarotbook #witchbook #sleeprituals #love #comfort #carmex #minicauldron #anxiety #ocd #bipolar #ptsd #mentalhealth #thelittlethings #poetry

bone-cement-huffer

memeception

hashtagloveloses

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

bl00dlikeice

@caesarianconfection

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I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

mommacomms

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

pagesofkenna

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

animatedamerican

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

captainlordauditor

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

japhers

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics