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i'm just chilling don't worry about it | 23+ years old | he/him

[agnesslabratory]

"I'm stimming."

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[fandomfishbish]

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

[horribly-precise-transcriptions]

video: [juː‿wəz ˈɹaɪt̚ ˌloʊꜜwi, ăɪ̆m fo͜˞oə̆ | aɪ fæʊ̽‿maɪ ˈböit̪̚ səˌtə.fəˌkət̚ n̩n̆‿ɪt̚ ˈsɛz‿əm fwǒːə̆]

[qi-mera]

More of you need to learn about these ☝️

[jadenebula]

[weaver-z]

It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"

[breadcunt]

Why would they speak spanish in europe

[weaver-z]

Spain.......

[princeofnerds]

[queer-cosette]

I love how tumblr is full of people who aren’t afraid to hang around on the bottom rung of the moron ladder. You make me feel better about every stupid thing I’ve ever done in my life including the time I glued fake moustaches to my eyebrows.

[bloodstained-butterfly]

are we gonna skip past port o' rico

[iicor]

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

[transgenderization]

hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

[chirasul]

there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

[shitidiotloserheritageposts]

heritage post

[chirasul]

come on man

[natalieironside]

A computer program for transcribing and digitizing handwritten documents should be called a writetyper

[m4ck4pp1e]

I just noticed ths

I want to say thank you to sexy goku for reblogging and loving all my content i just want to say thank you

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[pukicho]

No one has ever made money

[pukicho]

Okay I feel like maybe you don't like me even at all.

[kaylmao]

[trickstercarlos]

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

[natalieironside]

Alright I guess I'd better address this

I was NOT in Dallas, Texas on November 22nd, 1963. I was nowhere near the state of Texas, let alone the city of Dallas, on November 22nd, 1963 and I can produce witnesses to account for my whereabouts. ANYONE who claims to have seen a woman fitting my description fleeing from Dallas, Texas on the day of November 22nd, 1963 like it says in the callout post is LYING.

[smugvampire]

I know vhat I saw.

[natalieironside]

You'll never prove I was in Dallas, Texas on November 22nd, 1963. Never!

[john-f-kennedyfr]

what happened in Dallas Texas on November 22nd 1963?

[natalieironside]

Nothing, Johnny. Don't even worry about it.

[goodgirl-inc]

[sophiesalacia]

[dykklangelo]

my prophecy #myprophecy

[monsterpotion]

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

[monsterpotion]

oh its bad back there.