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[its-ticsticstics]

The Wend*go is Not Your Cryptid

I'm Algonquin/Ojibwe and this is a spirit that comes from our teachings.

As a young child, the elders taught me to never even SPEAK its name, to not even sing its songs. When we sang a song about it during drumming group one year, we all got in trouble.

You do not spell the word or speak the word.

It's NOT a "cryptid" or a "spooky story" for white people to appropriate.

Its bearly spoken about in our own communities, and even then, only very carefully.

Again, not because its "creepy" but because its respected and something in our traditions that is not played around with; so its certainly not for non-ojibwe/algonquin people to speak about whatsoever. Period.

[sacred-portal]

[wetdogblog]

Photos from my friend who is a vet tech

[fnordseer5]

your friend small af and weirdddd

[eraserheadadult]

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

[eraserheadadult]

our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

[max1461]

[beanbagbuddies4life]

The magic of a scorching summer evening

[kosmogrl]

[creatrixcymraes]

me, my husband and my son are in a constant cycle of echolalia and nonsense

I once saw a panel from a Popeye comic on here about him having "bonkus of the conkus" (ie hitting his head) and now we all say that phrase constantly, as well as using "bonkers of the conkers" (a natural mutation) to mean something that's wild/crazy

and occasionally a cashier at the supermarket makes small talk about how hot the weather is and I reply, yeah, bonkers of the conkers!

[creatrixcymraes]

the comic in question, if you even care

[hawkeabelas]

while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*

[greelin]

“i don’t like men with earrings” ok well not everything in the world is done for YOU. to cater to YOU. have you ever thought about that. Now move the fuck over

[greelin]

this post will find who it’s meant to find without any of that. Know this

[sun-moon-talia]

i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

[sun-moon-talia]

[ardourie]

the “cannibalism is inherently sexual and about love and so hot” crowd somehow turns out to be very put off when a rap song has the word pussy in it

[ardourie]

“shake that ass bitch” on a trap beat seems to be just a little too much for blogger who spends 7 hours of their day writing omegaverse fanfic porn

[ardourie]

“be gay do crimes” chanter suddenly very upset reading lyrics on genius dot com about someone making and dealing drugs

[ardourie]

this post is about antiblack racism and specifically how nonblack users like the ones mentioned above have a racial bias and are ok with sexuality and talk of violence until it’s coming from a black person, the subconscious idea that black people are uniquely perverse or aggressive is what’s being mocked here, if ur reblogging this and saying anything like “me” ur missing the point, this behavior isn’t funny or cute or quirky, its just one of the many ways nonblacks show how they dehumanize us while being perfectly fine with doing the same actions that they dislike seeing a black person do bc of not seeing us as equally human

[vampirejuno]

One thing I didn’t expect from my new worldbuilding book is the author, roughly my dad’s age, including his opinions on furries

[vampirejuno]

I’m liking this guy more and more

[vampirejuno]

I have a new favorite author.

[stickthisbig]

This is from Mark Rosenfelder of the Language Construction Kit, because of course it is

[blujayonthewing]

this guy rules

[romanceyourdemons]

top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard

[killhitleragain]

just a little sex

[transxfiles]

CC: 

Kermit: Oh, oh, uh... well, fine. Listen, after these messages we’ll be back with a lot of great funny sketches and, and some neat songs... hm, and, and maybe some sex-

Yellow Muppet: What?

Kermit, reassuringly: Hm? Well, just a little sex-

[420technoblazeit]

ok.

[420technoblazeit]

according to the wiki page this outfit is completely randomized btw she just happened to put me in a propeller hat jester shirt and bright blue pants like some kind of fuckign clown. idk how to feel about this

[fairuzfan]

Here's a website where Palestine GoFundMes are vetted and shared that you can send out to people. The url is gazafunds.com

Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.

[ukulelegodparent]

Is it really choir sheet music if it isn't a photocopy that says "do not photocopy this copyrighted material" at the bottom?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

George Bush Jr. was the new primary school teacher.

[bunnyin3d]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Oh, what a nice photo of him reading to the children

[just-a-shark333]

He was reading a book to a class of children when 911 happened

So, yeah, not good

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHAT