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they're always bringing experts or activists on the news to agitate about porn and there's a standard script for this that's like "I think sex education is important, I'm not anti-sex, but so much of this porn is violent and misogynistic if not outright illegal, and it's far too accessible to our children"

I want to see someone finally be brave enough to say that the government should just make its own porn for teenagers that accords with community values, so they don't have to go to these shady places to get it. I think the government porn would probably be pretty bad but I would be so eager to hear about the process of designing it. there would be so many stakeholders and consultations. in canada it would have to be bilingual

alder-knight

writing-prompt-s

A fae forms a genuine bond of friendship with a human. As a prank another fae decides to kill their friend. Their ruler decides the murder did not violate any fae laws and issues no punishment, so the first fae dedicates their life to getting revenge by teaching humans all the rules of the fae.

i-am-a-fish

Lord help me. I've been given three manageable tasks. all at once

i-am-a-fish

to all the people who didn't believe in me. I won. I did it.

and you can too.

wytrykusarchives

The Milt Kahl Head Swaggle (Source: Cartoon Brew)

spootywabbit

I love it when you can pick up an animator’s quirks.

kaseylgifford

I’ve read in old interviews with Milt Khal’s fellow animators that he did the swaggle to purposefully show off. Moving the head in 3-d space is an exceptionally hard thing to do but Khal upped the level of difficulty to a place many animators wouldn’t go. Not only are they all doing the swaggle you’ll notice they are all TALKING while they are doing it. This is back in the days where you had to use a timing sheet to pace your animation and a head swaggle doesn’t work if its too slow or too fast so he had to figure out the right speed so it looked natural while the character finishes what they have to say while not interfering with the distinct mouth shapes. Not only did Khal do it without any shifting weight problems or timing issues he would often do it while moving the rest of the body. This isn’t his signature move just because he was good at it.This is his signature move because he was one of the only people skilled enough to DO IT AT ALL.

Milt Khal was a MASTER.

riverthunder

God, I can’t express to you how fucking DELIGHTED I become whenever they Milt Khal Head Swaggle Post graces my dash with its presence again.

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recklesslyinfatuated2

There’s a damn good story here.

unashamedly-enthusiastic

It's the flip flop that's turned into an anklet that really makes it for me

byjove

CREATURE????

byjove

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

byjove

I’m choosing to believe him because I think there should still be mystery and adventure in the world

ninjaduckpirategoose

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

byjove

hero’s journey

byjove

and this man? Odysseus

trzpiotka

he also ate some kind of stick

szyszkasosnowa

tlotrgifs

bonus:

thelifeandtimesofwhatthefuck

Sometimes Twitter is good

cipheramnesia

I thought originally the customer was just offended someone sent them a cake celebrating the Philadelphia PD.

destinytomoon-deactivated202006

I DIED

stephanemiroux

Batman literally has plans for defeating every Justice League member if they go rogue (except for Wonder Woman because she’s just that awesome and terrifying).

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what does batman have to do wth bruce wayne?

warlock-pan-astronaut

Well, since it’s Tony Stark vs Bruce Wayne, that means that they are not fighting as superheroes. And let’s be honest, Tony doesn’t have a lot of hand-to-hand combat experience and Bruce is built like a house.

tacticaltaxonomist

Tony is missing ribs ok, probably some lung capacity. If he’d still got the reactor he’d be double fucked. Bruce would go straight for the chest.

Not to mention that Bruce is a guy who fights with his body. Not a mech.

purronronner

appendingfic

“Arms Dealer beats up hapless philanthropist who once tripped over his own shoes”

goat-heirop

“Arms Dealer Beats up Helpless orphaned philanthropist”

mckinlily

“Orphaned a Second Time? Adopted Wayne Children anxiously awaited news of ‘Savior’ Father after Attack by Arms Dealer Tony Stark.”

[Pictures are all the heart wrenching Sad Eyes every Robin has been trained in since day 1 by Dick Grayson to maximum effect.]

typhlonectes

Independent bookstores, and booksellers, get a lifeline just when they need it most.

Independent bookstores around the country have a particularly clever lifeline, one perfectly suited to the unprecedented moment we find ourselves in. The strange part? It came into being just weeks before the World Health Organization declared the coronavirus outbreak a pandemic, and before the bookstores started closing up shop wondering if they’d reopen at all.

The lifeline in question is called Bookshop.

In simple terms, it’s a super clean, user-friendly online bookstore whose raison d’être is supporting independent bookstores — not simply with exposure or resources (though that’s certainly a factor), but with cold hard cash…

bones-n-bookles

:0

From their Choose a Bookstore tab

heywriters

The link redirects to a related page, but here’s a link to the site itself.

ryan-sometimes

I love the genre of picture “animal that clearly just woke up from a fat nap”

mockingbirdie

Please enjoy this picture I saved from facebook about three years ago

valtsv

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

axiusdragon

i-am-a-fish

HEY.

are you scrolling [tumblr] instead of sleeping?

idiot. clown. I cast sleepy spell on you. fuck you. sweet dreams ily

i-am-a-fish

alright cool. let me know how that strategy works out for you

jellocrayon

victorian disney mouse collab with the bestie @snuckeys 🐭🕵️🤎⚙️🔔

she did the sketch and line art while i did the colouring, shading, and background😎 if you haven't watched gmd before, what the heck are you doing GO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!