“The Greenhouse”
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“The Greenhouse”
There’s something so wonderfully romantic about rain. It’s something so difficult to describe, this romance, it’s so difficult to capture in words.
New The Secret Knots
little bump
It’s my birthday so I get to repost any old, lost thing in the archives, haven’t you heard it is your birthday right. In this case this weird ass comic.
Responses to “so what are you going to do after your degree in ancient civilisations?”
“the position of ‘ruler of Babylon’ has been vacant for a few years, hasn’t it?”
“well, someone has to translate those ancient curses in movies”
scream “ΒΡΕΚΕΚΕΚΕΞ ΚΟΑΞ ΚΟΑΞ” and run away
“destroy Carthage”
start reciting the Iliad and don’t stop until the person leaves
“I was thinking of killing a giant in Lebanon, losing my bro and going on a subsequent quest for immortality, what do you think?”
say nothing and keep building that sweet Hittite chariot you’re going to use to become a new superpower
“I’m going to construct a fort with all the Loeb books I own and never come out”
“bold of you to assume my studies will ever be over”
“et tu, Brute?”
things that are important: New Star Trek scene with old Star Trek music
#im sobbign????#omfg#i did not expect it to be this funny#i did not expect anything to ever be this funny#heflp#star trek
You fuckers, I threw out my back and this made me laugh so much it hurt!
Which original Star Trek episode is this music from?!
It’s from the movie with the whales
I was expecting this to be really emotional and moving
ahahaha i fucking love the “Chekhov runs away” music, it gets me every time
How Commander Riker eats
One second of every Fawlty Towers episode
LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE
This is the best thing I have ever seen
@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?
Dam it it got better
S T O P
@klubbhead
Do Darth Maul next!
This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.
Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol
Yoda gotta be raisin bread.
ENOUGH
NO
😬
do grand moff tarkin.
The last one got me.
I CAN’T
B R E A T H E
XD
i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke
The post of legend has come again
I’ve reblogged this before and didn’t mean to do it again, but then I saw the addition I didn’t see before… I just want to let y'all know I’m reblogging this solely for Padmé. (And Mandalorian, okay, but that’s it.)
this thread has me in tears right now
We were driving to a restaurant and wanted to see how long the wait was. My dad handed me the phone book and asked me to look up the number. I, for whatever reason, thought he said “get rid of this”. So I opened the window and chucked the phone book while we were going 70 MPH down the highway.
great
I stuck my hand in a bowl of soup simply because I hadn’t before.
same
When I was maybe 10-12, I threw one of my dad’s golf clubs that had no head on it like a spear down the hallway after telling my brother it would be cool.
absolutely
One time I was eating a lemon poppyseed muffin. The phone rang, so I reacted by shoving the entire muffin my mouth and eating it as fast as I could, nearly choking to death, and I didn’t even make it to the phone before it stopped ringing.
huge mood
Gave my sister a piggyback when she was giving my other sister a piggyback at the same time
thank you for your service
i love the ice cream one
has this been done yet
Delete the internet and leave only this video
I SCREAMED ALOUD
Deep Frog
do you think this is what lovecraft meant whenever he described something as being beyond description
“It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.”
— H. P. Lovecraft,
At the Mountains of Madness
This.. actually makes a fine reference to what a lovecraftian eldritch abomination SHOULD BE. not just.. tentacles and darkness. Perpetually changing, not cemented in form, with an otherworldly feel to it. Completely unrecognizable by most human descriptions, and only able to be viable perceived by those fine enough to be an adept wordsmith.
I think that this is very nearly an ideal representation of a lovecraftian eldritch horror, because the video that we see is (I’m fairly certain) footage that has been fed through Google deep dream.
The reason the frog looks so weird is because the program is trying to look at the frog, figure out what it is, and then overlay other images of the same thing.
The the thing about lovecraftian horrors issn’t just that they look conventionally weird or gross or scary. Instead, they are things that are so utterly alien that the human mind cannot properly comprehend what it is looking at. They defy description because they defy understanding.
And here we have a video of a computer, a simple silicon substitute for the human mind, struggling to understand what it is looking at, in much the same way that you would be hard pressed to understand a shoggoth.
hhhhhhhHHHhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh
Now that the program was explained, I understand why I keep seeing dog faces appear on the frog
Google is scratching its head and saying this is the weirdest fucking dog it’s ever seen
at one point it thinks its some kind of bus/automobile
NOPE. EYES EVERYWHERE.
That’s insufferable
I love it
i don’t get it omg
who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here
Geralt + Jaskier, no context
I LOVE THEM 😂😂🥺
this scene never fails to make me lose my shit, the way he just fucking keels over
Not only Spock doesn’t have a brain cell to sit down and/or trusts Jim and Bones to catch hime but also, my ultimate respect to Nimoy for deadass started falling stiff and trusting his colleagues to catch him. I coukd never do that
I think one of the reasons why DeForest has such a dramatic expression in the screencaps is that Nimoy was kind of ad-libbing here and caught him off guard. It was a pure OHNOES moment.
Sgdlsksj that makes Nimoy just starting falling Like That even funnier. The man has no fear and/or really trust Shatner and DeForest to catch him
OHNOES
“No one touches The Maker!!” | by Eli Hyder
this is genius!!!!
performer: @abby_seim
video source: @josey__terry
Ok so not only is this person a fantastic singer, this is also fucking hilarious
Amazing! Bravo!