From Ashes to Asses

20-year-old Latinx/Filipina learning how to self care. I like plants 🌿🍃🌱🌳🌲🎍🌺🌻💐🌸🌼🌾🌷🌹. Also I like butts. 😘 Zodiac/Moon/Rising Sign: Cancer (trippy, right?). NSFW blog (sometimes) 😁

[stuckinapril]

i am in my 20s but also in my teenage years and also in my 40s

[stuckinapril]

girls when being in your 20s means you have teenage emotions but also adult responsibilities at the same time

[liberalsarecool]

Homophobes argue in bad faith.

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[huffylemon]

Happy Halloween

[spookyskeletonblog]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

me when i remember all my hoe adventures

then realize nuts can fill a body but not the empty in my heart

[themoufofthesouth]

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[everythingfox]

The song to end all wars

[itsfreerheelestate]

every so often tiktok accidentally recaptures that golden era of short form comedy vine could capture

[cakemakethme]

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

[sociallyawkwardhufflepuff]

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

[annieskywalker]

Please

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[monicas]

1999 - The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world

[stolenswingset]

The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could they not actually happen, the idea of them was funny. So every time a Simpsons prediction comes true, the Simpsons wasn’t really trying to predict the future, they were making a cynical joke because they thought the real future would be better than it actually is. We’re living in the timeline where all the Simpsons’ worst assumptions about the world were 100% right.

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

The Darkest Timeline

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

[kedreeva]

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

[thegirlwiththepurpleguitar]

i love this

[lilbittydragon-deactivated20241]

this is literally the only interpretation of “soulmate” that I can tolerate or accept 

[jonrkennex-deactivated20140422]

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

[kant-deactivated20190908]

you got your cock out there bud? not allowed on this website fucko. oh well you wanna be racist huh? well, who am i to – 

[timbllr]

Beta Carotene by Reuben Wu

[placedeladentelle]

Topshop / 26€ + 10€