Welcome to this Hellhole

A place to find extra content for my favourite characters with too little screen/book time (all my favs) Fandom interests vary drastically so be prepared!! Nothing original here folks!!!

[deadgravity]

You don't have to grieve alone.

[ulibeanzz]

did i tell y’all that one time when my friends and i were making a joke mockumentary about a fake cryptid, my sibling and i got into a really bad hospitalizing car crash and instead of delaying it we just decided to film in the hospital and also convinced my mom and dad to play roles in it as well?

[ulibeanzz]

[ulibeanzz]

hey just wanted to say thanks for this incredibly chilling remark i’m so scared now

[webheadmenace]

@justcakethanks

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[superhero-justice]

I really want to write a Selkie!Percy/Apollo fic, but I have no plot figured out beyond Selkie!Percy/Apollo.

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[lactose-intolerant-nihilism]

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

[paperjoshi]

yeah yeah we’ve all spoken to food service employees we know about the beast.

[themanwhooncedweltinavault]

[ke5trel-deactivated20211114]

[spookcataloger]

[aaaaalice]

Apollo telling Annabeth about how he wants his palace to be rebuilt: "...and a big statue of me holding a big red ball!"

Annabeth: "Not a typical depiction of the sun, but okay, we can-"

Apollo: "No, not the sun. A rubber ball, a dodgeball, I think you mortals call it."

Annabeth: "I thought Hermes was the god of sports?"

Apollo: "He is, but I'm the god of prophecy, and trust me, this is gonna be really funny in five to ten years."

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine

[sunsets12]

I finally had the time to read Deadly by Nature and wow I love your brain. What drew you to cryptids and Mothman in particular? I have a friend who’s really into cryptids and did her undergrad thesis on them, and now I know more about the lochness monster and have gone to more big foot festivals than I even knew existed.

Also, unrelated, but when reading chapter 2(?) I thought it was fun how your creepier fics centered around not just beings/cryptids but locations (Salem, point pleasant, etc) and now I’m itching to write a Percy as the Loch Ness monster au lol.

I’ve always been into cryptids! My childhood dog was named after the Loch Ness monster :)

And yes, I’ve been to Salem multiple times and it’s such a charming place (when it’s not October lol). Even baby teeth is definitely a love letter to the city! Admittedly, I’ve never been to point pleasant, but the Mothman has a patron city so of course I had to feature it!

Also what was your friends major?

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[ralfmaximus]

do NOT google "omega heat"

[chocomiking]

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

[paxamericana]

[official-kircheis]

As per my last clay tablet,

[lurking-latinist]

CCing Ibbi-Ilabrat on this one just to make sure we’re all on the same page!

[ariaste]

“The sesame is visibly dying” makes me lose it every time. My sesame #mysesame

[sailorbrazil]

thursday..... and i bet you wish you were her

[luciajacksonpapadopoulos]

Apollo: Babe, for the sake of our health, I think we should get ice cream

Percy: I’m not following. Isn’t the entire point of ice cream and other sweets that they are unhealthy?

Apollo: I’d say in this heat, it’s not only healthy, but necessary. Come on, we have to find a suitable ice cream shop before we melt in this sauna of a street!

Percy: Don’t forget to stay hydrated!

Apollo: Of course, we need soda as well!

[vyky]

[shakespeareanlizard]

I'm cracking up imagining the Romans acting like unhinged fans talking about a ship they don't like. They'd insist, "No, there is no chemistry there, I can't believe you would think that," all while Apollo's looking at Perse like: 😏😉🥵😈

Ancient Romans: Nerio and Apollo are not in love! She's married to Mars!

Apollo, into a microphone: He fucking wishes!

Ancient Romans: Nerio and Apollo have a completely platonic relationship!

Apollo: We really don't!

Ancient Romans: He was her teacher!

Apollo: Yeah, and I loved teaching Perse how to suck my--

(Perse yanks him offstage with a vaudeville hook.)