This happens all the time…

👋😌 Trans-friendly, cis-neutral

[loveridden1999]

[mysterycat-official]

this is my favourite tweet of all time

[patheticspineless]

the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

[ambatya]

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

[tropiyas]

do you prefer your coffee rebecca black or with rebecca sugar

[everydaylouie]

cat game

[draculagerard]

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

[feldfrog]

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

[contemptible-scoundrel]

they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

[spinchs-field]

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

[spinchs-field]

what the fuck happens in Magic the Gathering dawg

[weirdlandtv]

From: HOW TO READ A PERSON LIKE A BOOK (1971), by Gerard I. Nierenberg and Henry H. Calero.

[cuteness--overload]

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature.

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewpitchblack]

[kiefbowl]

[maliketh]

it must feel so nice to be one of those racing cars and pulling over for a pit stop to have like 7 guys dote on you

[kosmogrl]