Ding Dong That is Wrong

I'm Alex and this is my dumb blog. If you need me to tag anything for trigger purposes, or you just don't like fandom posts, or my tag for something you have blacklisted is different, anything man, just ask me and I'll make it happen. My ask box is always open if you need any advice, snacks, assassination requests or anything. Actual About

[daveynellist-deactivated2016080]

like i have 0 tolerance for homophobes it’s 2016 grow the fuck up or get back in your caves

[weloveshortvideos]

what a cutie

[existentially-dead]

I WANT AN ANIMAL TO DO THAT TO ME

[pleatedjeans]

via

[t3hsiggy]

this is the funniest picture I’ve ever seen holy fuuuuck

[gwylock-one-deactivated20170205]

lose mosquitoes… acquire cats - fuckin two birds one stone

[jumpingjacktrash]

scratch my dye flowers garden idea, just gonna replace my whole yard w catnip

[weloveshortvideos]

[rehfan]

If you are having a bad day, please unmute.

(Huskie puppy doesn’t quite get the howling thing. Sounds like a baby babbling.)

[filbipott]

“Banana!”

[iamallrightfine]

* day is fixed* 

[chileananderson-deactivated2017]

ok. i super needed this.

[stellagibsonisalifeforce]

THIS. The whole world should watch this.

[quotetherobot]

So my senior friends wanted to do one thing before they graduated…

[stellavee-deactivated20211009]

omg

[whatisunthinkableisundoable-dea]

I have watched this 15 times and I need more

[weloveshortvideos]

He killed it

[lasagnafan-deactivated20180514]

Nah

[perks-of-being-chinese]

[bowdowntothesocks-blog]

@possiblykennedy

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[wondirection]

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

[casualhibiscus]

[purplechocolatekisses]

Help Everyone Find A Job In Their Field

[dossantos23]

this was very helpful

[perfectlyspaced]

🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[midnight-sun-rising]

This wasn’t a coincidence that I saw this today.

[theargylegargoyle]

As a hiring manager I can confirm all of this.

[outofcontextarthur]

[profashionall]

Aww I love this!! 😍😍 

[blackshole-deactivated20171116]

this is the most positive thing ive seen in while

[peachfrogs]

just another wild day at domino’s pizza zimbabwe

[babil6]

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[risingtensions]

[bowdowntothesocks-blog]

@possiblykennedy