hamburglar fanclub president @boycottnorth - Tumblr Blog

Babe, ever since I met you, your power level has been over 9000. With you, I know the cake won't be a lie. Together we can rule the galaxy, and all their base will belong to us. I can haz marriage?

the-vampire-lord777

OP I am going to break into your house and unleash a horde of locusts in your closet if you don’t stop

powerburial

wouldn't even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

meteorherd

okay we NEED to put “camp” up on a shelf where people can’t reach it too because i just saw someone call the mario movie camp like girl what in the fresh hell are you talking about 😭

vinelandthorns

fairycosmos

mother and father issues are so valid like yeah i do take issue with the way you two behaved. Actually

yatvowel

eighth-order-simulacra

woman moment

uprightbat

zizelle

ilove homosexuals i love bisexuals i love trans !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayy ayyayy ayy Weare all sooo ocool

plum-soup

your silence on fresh basil pesto is deafening.

pitbolshevik

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

pitbolshevik

me when i fucking get you

a-shooting-starmie

kristina100000

i love being inside of someones car while they are pumping gas feel so cute being there yessss sitting

velvetys

I love talking during movies I’ll pause the movie to talk more during it I don’t care emergency meeting

txttletale

using tumblr has completely annihilated my ability to understand 'girl' as a normal word in the english language. when i see a weird shaped onion at the grocery store im like 'ok. girl'