[iys-cloud]

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

[sandsvendor100]

Im going to throw something at you

Some Sort Of Potato Chip I Hope...

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Big Tasty

[gltzgghln]

@wires-walter-the-automaton W HY DO I IMAGINE ACE MAKIGN THIS WHILE DRUNk

[classic-rock-n-rolls-kid-deacti]

Because this is definitely something he would do! He would probably make it for Peter. Also, is that cheese?

[gltzgghln]

i first thought it was butter fsr lmao ace would be on his knees begging peter to eat it, crying and all but peter keeps denying then gene comes in to save peter’s life by agreeing to eat it for him (because there’s no doubt in mind he wouldn’t) and luckily ace couldn’t hear them discussing the plan over his own sobbing ace then looks up and notices it gone, peter then shyly exclaiming “yeah it… actually was really good, i’m sorry ace” and ace is sO HAPPY he gets up to hug peter and peter hugs back, feeling bad for lying to his sweet spaceman but it was kind of worth it at least gene got his midnight snack bc it’s literally 2 in the morning

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hey what the fuck are you talking about

[meltedbartsimpson]

oh my god they’re talking about the band Kiss

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

shut the fuck up

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

THEYRE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING KISS?

[mindfulwrath]

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

[fallingtowers]

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

[twofingerswhiskey]

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

[10000badframes]

I once dreamed that a giant meteor was headed for earth, and the government had set up loudspeakers throughout the cities so Obama could give a final address - I’ll never forget how strangely comforting it was when he said “there are places we’ve never been before. Some of us have never been to the Alps, some of us have never been to Marrakesh. The next life is simply another place we’ve never been before, and we’re all going to go explore it together.” 

[taesyong]

Visit Original Link

[evilnicegirl]

my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Someone had Breaking Bad fans in their DNI list and in parenthesis they wrote (I consider the word 'white' a Breaking Bad reference) and it was so funny I woke up.

[dilfphd]

TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

[locate-lucky-luciano]

4 years and 364 days ago… It was done to us

[swordspells]

Today’s the day

[aroacedavestrider]

seven years of doin it to us

[havegaysex]

8 years

[lowpolycas]

He’s been doing it to us for 10 years

[yugiohz]

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

[yugiohz]

it was my bachelor degree 😑

[terriblerealestateagentphotos]

For emergency evacuations please use the stairs.

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[fullmetalfisting]

You know, that’s fair

[pussylipgloss]

uptown funk made me sexually attracted to bruno mars…….

[woodmeat]

stop!!!

[woodmeat]

wait a minute

[woodmeat]

fill my butt put some liquor in it!

[flimflix]

brought some fruit for the potluck

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[beachsideufo]

heuy, oroginal artist of the alien in this image here. here is the orignal one with out the caption

[bishoujo-fluttershy]

i love this image so much i printed it out and hung it up at work

[bimboid]

[fruitsoftheape100]

Scar Tissue That I Wish U Saw

[glavilio]

when i was in the third grade my favorite song was same love by macklemore and ryan lewis. i made a christmas ornament tribute to macklemore out of respect and hung him on the tree by his yellow yarn hairs