just livin' life

One failed social interaction at a time

[comfybutter]

some kind of fucked up perverted game called sharing each other's interests and having fun together

[jame7t]

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

[jame7t]

no hope for you even at all

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i'm having a bad day. someone is going to die today (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) and it's not going to be me. (gets scared someone will report me to the police) people around the world die of natural causes every day. (remembers i want people to think i'm smart) and i know who it's going to be (remembers i want to retain an air of mystery) but i'm not telling.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

[raisinchallah]

literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[amnesiaguy]

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

[daria-argento]

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

[bippus]

Fuuuuck

[suigintou]

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

[poguesfan1953]

Life gets better never give up hope

[poguesfan1953]

No its not i found it firstand you cant have it Finders keepers and besides Idont have anything at all in this world anymore so maybe you could just let me have this

[parkchanwoohoo]

[thatnordicguy]

[wizardshark]

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

[boasamishipper]

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202]

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

[sleeping-jo]