i took his chair and he’s been staring at me for more than 10 minutes
for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself

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i took his chair and he’s been staring at me for more than 10 minutes
for a hot second there I thought “he” was that bearded doll thing perched on the stairs and ngl I nearly pissed myself
hint: if a person with clinical depression and anxiety says theyre tired …. dont tell them they have no reason to be …. bc guess what….. They Know and Its Shitty
Louder!!!
I just want to add one thing-
If you have depression or anxiety? you’re not tired for no reason.
You’re tired because you have depression/anxiety.
Not only do they both come with low energy/fatigue as a legit common side effect, but they’re both fucking /exhausting/. fighting your brain all the time? exhausting. adrenaline crashes from anxiety/panic attacks? exhausting. being on edge all the time? exhausting. plus doing things costs /more/ energy when you have those mental illnesses.
You’re not tired for no reason, you’re tied because you have an illness that makes you tired.
I needed to hear this so bad that it made me cry
by It’s the Tie
good job giving them all that money suckers. its almost like this could have be forseen by looking at how the ACLU has approached nazism and white supremacy for the entire history of the organization but that might involve a single critical thought
they also protect rapists. My city was/is threatened with a lawsuit from them cause the city has stricter rules about where rapists/sex offenders can live than the norm and apparently ACLU considers it a violation of the rapists’ rights since effectively they can’t live in the city cause there are so many schools and the school zones overlap.
The funny thing about constitutional rights is that they still apply to terrible people.
Believe me, when constitutional rights are not protected, nazis and rapists are not the ones that suffer the most, its religious and ethnic minorities, LGBTQ people and left wing activists.
But hey, rally against your own rights to punish rapists and nazis, and watch how quickly they’re forgiven and we’re the ones pursued. Happens every single time.
The ACLU isn’t perfect but they’re vital to the US and that this can’t be understood means they either don’t get law or don’t get how law interacts with society.
Legally we need ALL speech free, on a governmental level.
Sorry. It would probably delight Milo Yappyweinerdog to NO end to get some kinda ruling against free speech so the people he is playing troll for could immediate turn around and use it against those they hated. You know…us? At what point do you think “The Government had the right to control what a person can talk about.” is going to work out in the favor of minorities? You know, the Government currently run by Trump? You wanna give him that power so you don’t have to deal with Milo Yappyweinerdog showing up on your facebook feed?
It’s not like that doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t tell him where to shove it.
Re: the ACLU and the rapists, I’m assuming you live in San Diego and you’re talking about the In Re Taylor case.
Here’s the thing: under Megan’s Law, registrants on the 290 registry (”sex offenders”) were barred from 97% of available housing, and the remaining 3% was often not available to them because, understandably, not many private landlords want to rent to people with sex offenses. What that effectively meant is that registrants, including people who were registered for sex work, public indecency or Romeo-and-Juliet violations, were being forced into homelessness by the government. Because if you are on parole and on the registry, you can’t just decide not to live in San Diego. You’re ordered, by the government, to live in the county you’re assigned to until you’re transferred or off parole. If not, you go back to prison. So what this meant is that San Diego had a huge homeless population of people with sex offense convictions. People who were living on boats - not yachts, but literal canoes - tied to random docks because it was the only place they could live without being thrown back in prison. And you know who suffers from this? Not just the registrants, but the public. Public safety is not enhanced by making people homeless. People who cannot live anywhere legally will drop off the grid and dodge their supervision. They won’t check in with their parole officers. They won’t bother to follow the law. They’ll commit more crime just to go back to jail so they have a roof over their head and shitty bare-bones medical care. They’ll steal and lie and beg so they can get enough food to fill their stomachs and they’ll get involved in trafficking and drug-dealing and worse just so they’ll be able to rest their head at night. What the court found in In Re Taylor, which decided the California registration requirements were unconstitutional, was that those registration were putting more people at risk. It put registrants at risk of homelessness and it put the public at risk of registrants breaking supervision and committing survival crime. The ACLU understood that treating everyone with human dignity and freeing people from oppressive government action - even convicted rapists - was in the internet of public safety. Human rights apply to everyone, even nazis and people convicted of sex offenses. The question should never be “does this person deserve to have their rights taken away?”. The question should be “do we trust the government to take those rights?”. A government with a history of racism, classism and transphobia, with documented history of suppressing leftist voices? Right now I don’t trust the government with a plastic fork, and neither does the ACLU.
i am sitting here thinking about how “former sex workers should be allowed to live indoors” got turned into “the ACLU loves rapists and thinks they’re great” and i suspect some right-wing spin control happened in the middle of that process
when the people trying hardest to protect your rights somehow turn out to be Ultra Super Problematic and you’re being encouraged to throw them under the bus, you need to stop and think real hard about why that’s happening and who’s trying to make it happen
the Angry Young Activist tendency to demonize anything that isn’t a perfect snowy shrine of absolute purity ultimately works in favor of the bad guys, because absolutely no one who does real work out in the world is completely unproblematic – LIFE is not unproblematic – so they get you to reject everything genuine and embrace useless symbols, or just get disillusioned and give up
you need to be able to see the value in things like “protecting the constitutional rights of everyone, even assholes” and “supporting candidates who, while not perfect, are better than their opponents” because boy howdy did rejecting clinton because she wasn’t flawless not work out for us
I’ve seen a lot of variants of the Niemoller poem - and even just a lot of quoting of it. The problem with “First they came for the [x]” isn’t that it starts ugly and then escalates, invariably targeting more and more vulnerable people until there is no opposition. The problem is that it starts. The ACLU attempts not to let the situation escalate. That means defending EVERYONE’s rights.
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Is this the same artist who made the original for this
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OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD
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Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more Doris:
I have a physical need to reblog this every time.
If I ever fail to reblog this, please assume I’m dead and act accordingly.
Friendly reminder
“Doing your best” does not mean working yourself to the point of a mental breakdown.
this one still smashes me in the face ten times a year. do not ignore pain, it’s no longer your best at that point
Friendly reminder that you don’t have to wait until the weekends to live and enjoy your life. Go to your favorite coffee shop after school, call your friend, bake cookies on a Wednesday afternoon, dance around in your underwear. Your life is yours to live and you shouldn’t put it on hold because of work or school.
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Irish people; The faeries aren’t real
Irish people; No fucking way will I go in that faerie ring
#look#you don’t go in a fairy ring and you don’t fuck with a stone in the middle of a field#these are just facts#nobody does it#fairies will fuck you up#Ireland#folklore#fairies (Via @false-dawn)
Look, I don’t believe in God, but I will not disrespect the Good Gentlemen of the Hills. That’s just common sense.
Between this and the Icelanders with their elves I do not understand what is going on above the 50th parallel.
My general rule of thumb: you don’t have to believe in everything, but don’t fuck with it, just in case.
^^^ that part
This is truer than true. Especially the Irish part.
Let me tell you what I know about this after living here for nearly thirty years.
This is a modern European country, the home of hot net startups, of Internet giants and (in some places, some very few places) the fastest broadband on Earth. People here live in this century, HARD.
Yet they get nervous about walking up that one hill close to their home after dark, because, you know… stuff happens there.
I know this because Peter and I live next to One Of Those Hills. There are people in our locality who wouldn’t go up our tiny country road on a dark night for love or money. What they make of us being so close to it for so long without harm coming to us, I have no idea. For all I know, it’s ascribed to us being writers (i.e. sort of bards) or mad folk (also in some kind of positive relationship with the Dangerous Side: don’t forget that the root word of “silly”, which used to be English for “crazy”, is the Old English _saelig_, “holy”…) or otherwise somehow weirdly exempt.
And you know what? I’m never going to ask. Because one does not discuss such things. Lest people from outside get the wrong idea about us, about normal modern Irish people living in normal modern Ireland.
You hear about this in whispers, though, in the pub, late at night, when all the tourists have gone to bed or gone away and no one but the locals are around. That hill. That curve in the road. That cold feeling you get in that one place. There is a deep understanding that there is something here older than us, that doesn’t care about us particularly, that (when we obtrude on it) is as willing to kick us in the slats as to let us pass by unmolested.
So you greet the magpies, singly or otherwise. You let stones in the middle of fields be. You apologize to the hawthorn bush when you’re pruning it. If you see something peculiar that cannot be otherwise explained, you are polite to it and pass onward about your business without further comment. And you don’t go on about it afterwards. Because it’s… unwise. Not that you personally know any examples of people who’ve screwed it up, of course. But you don’t meddle, and you learn when to look the other way, not to see, not to hear. Some things have just been here (for various values of “here” and various values of “been”) a lot longer than you have, and will be here still after you’re gone. That’s the way of it. When you hear the story about the idiots who for a prank chainsawed the centuries-old fairy tree a couple of counties over, you say – if asked by a neighbor – exactly what they’re probably thinking: “Poor fuckers. They’re doomed.” And if asked by anybody else you shake your head and say something anodyne about Kids These Days. (While thinking DOOMED all over again, because there are some particularly self-destructive ways to increase entropy.)
Meanwhile, in Iceland: the county council that carelessly knocked a known elf rock off a hillside when repairing a road has had to go dig the rock up from where it got buried during construction, because that road has had the most impossible damn stuff happen to it since that you ever heard of. Doubtless some nice person (maybe they’ll send out for the Priest of Thor or some such) will come along and do a little propitiatory sacrifice of some kind to the alfar, belatedly begging their pardon for the inconvenience.
They’re building the alfar a new temple, too.
Atlantic islands. Faerie: we haz it.
The Southwest is like this in some ways. You don’t go traveling along the highways at night with an empty car seat. Because an empty car seat is an invitation. You stick your luggage, your laptop bag, whatever you got in that seat. Else something best left undiscussed and unnamed (because to discuss it by name is to go ‘AY WE’RE TALKING BOUT YA WE’RE HERE AND ALSO IGNORANT OF WHAT YOU’RE CAPABLE OF’ at the top of your damn lungs at them) will jump in to the car, after which you’re gonna have a bad time.
If you’re out in the woods, you keep constant, consistent count of your party and make sure you know everyone well enough that you can ID them by face alone, lest something imitating a person get at you. They like to insert themselves in the party and just observe before they strike. It’s a game to them. In general you don’t fuck with the weird, you ignore the lights in the sky (no, this isn’t a god damn night vale reference, yes I’m serious) and the woods, you lock up at night and you don’t answer the door for love or money. Whatever or whoever’s knocking ain’t your buddy.
^ So much good advice in this post right here
I live in the south and… you just… don’t go into the woods or fields at night.
Don’t go near big trees in the night
If you live on a farm, don’t look outside the windows at night
I have broken all these rules.
I’ve seen some shit.
If it sounds like your mom, but you didn’t realize your mom is home…. it’s not your mom. Promise.
One walked onto the porch once. Wasn’t fun. But they’re not super keen on guns. Typically bolt when they see one.
You think it’s the neighbor kids.
It’s not the neighbor kids.
Might sound like coyotes but you never really /see/ the coyotes but then wow that one cow was reaaaaaally fucked up this morning. The next night when you hear another one screaming you just turn the tv up a little more. Maybe fire a gun in the air but you don’t go after it. If it is coyotes then it’s probably a pack and you seriously don’t want to fuck with that and if it’s the other thing you seriously REALLY don’t want to fuck with that.
So in the south, especially near the mountains, you just go straight from your car to inside your house, draw your curtains and watch tv.
If you see lights in the fields just fucking leave it alone.
Eyes forward. Don’t be fucking stupid. Mind your own business. Call your neighbors and tell them to bring the cats in. There’s coyotes out. Some of them know. Most of them don’t.
Other than that everything’s a ghost and they died in the civil war. Literally all of everything else is just the civil war. We used to smell old perfume and pipe tobacco in the weeks leading up to the battle anniversaries.
Shit’s wild and I sound fucking crazy but I swear to god it’s true.
Every time this post comes around, it’s my favorite to open up the notes and read the stories. Probably shouldn’t have since I’m sleeping alone tonight, but you know, it’s fine. 😂
See…it’s shit like this that makes me believe in house blessings. Especially for old houses.
Grew up in Tennessee. There was an abandoned graveyard behind my house about a mile into the woods. One night, a friend and I were sitting on my porch just talking in the rain and
He turns sheet white and looks at me
“Do you fucking see that?”
He grabs my arm so hard I had bruises for fucking days.
There’s a woman-shaped thing walking through my front yard towards the road.
“Yes but don’t look at her. You won’t like what you see.”
He keeps looking and she turns her head back and there’s this UNHOLY sound
I don’t think he slept for three days.
This was business as usual for the woods around my house.
Shit. Happens.
Growing up in the foothills of the Blue Ridge in Southern Virginia I can attest to this. There are areas in the woods you avoid or you regret it. Also growing up really close to a huge plantation, which has its own creepy areas, can be a bit scary! The woods near my house were ok but the grounds my elementary school right down the road, closer to the plantation, are built on are creepy as hell!
The school is comprised of 2 separate buildings and a field behind the school, the gym is a weird detached building with an office and equipment room, a bathroom and changing rooms on either side of the basketball court upstairs; downstairs is a set of bathrooms on either side and also showers that were (and still are to my knowledge) ALWAYS locked and we were never told why they were there and not in use or why they remained locked. I’ve no idea to this day why they are never open.
Anyway, I used to always change down there in the stalls before gym class with some other girls. Until one day I was the last one down there and I just happened to stop and was sort of compelled to look back through the glass into the locked shower room and I saw a ghost there. It was the most vivid ghost I’ve ever seen and it scared the shit out of me. Maybe because I’d never seen anything like it before or because I felt such sadness and resentment and pity from him. He was an older African American man maybe late 40s or early 50s, he was wearing overalls and a long shirt he had rolled up to the elbows, and I got the sense he had died very badly. I was 11 and just turned and ran up the stairs as fast as I could to catch up with the rest of the girls not saying a word.
I currently live in Texas and used to live in Kentucky, so I’ve got some stories too.
In Texas, there are unspoken rules that even people not born there know to follow. Shut the blinds at twilight. Bring in the animals before it’s too dark. STAY WITHIN THE FENCE PERIMETER AFTER SUNSET. Ignore the voices calling your name from the backyard that sound like your sibling when you know they’re at a friend’s house. When you hear heavy footsteps behind you, fucking run like hell.
In Kentucky, the Rules are even more hush-hush. You don’t go down that one road. You don’t look at or go near that one house. You always bring a buddy when you go hiking, and you always bring something made of iron just in case.
I want to write an alternative version of Romeo and Juliet where instead of being a little ponce and trying to work things out for himself, Romeo asks his smarter friends what to do about the whole thing and Benvolio and Mercutio come up with the world’s greatest plan:
Marriage of convenience between Juliet and Mercutio.
Think about it.
Juliet’s parents want her to marry into the Prince’s family. Mercutio is a good compromise between no marriage and Paris.
Mercutio probably won’t get his inheritance if he keeps being HELLA FUCKING GAY ALL OVER THE PLACE so a beard is only a benefit to him.
They would probably get along great rolling their eyes at how adorably stupid Romeo is.
Romeo and Benvolio could get a “bachelor pad” right next to Juliet and Mercutio’s house. Every night, Romeo and Mercutio high five as they hop the fence to go bang their one true love.
The second half of the play is just all of them trying to keep up the charade and being “THIS CLOSE” to getting caught all the time. But everything ends nicely because true love conquers all.
Everybody wins. Nobody dies.
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DUDE DID YOU JUST FIX ONE OF THE MOST ICONIC PLAYS EVER CREATED?!
ONCE AGAIN EVERYTHING IS SOLVED BY THE QUEER LENS.
Who cares if non-witches think we’re fictional? It hides us as we do the real work.
We are Myth. We are Moonlight, which is itself an illusion. We are Shadow and Shade. We are Witch.
So I was telling my parents about this tweet, and now this is what my dad is calling him.
NOBODY CALL HIM ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN
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North Carolina teacher has personalized handshakes with each of his students. “It was just one or two students and then it became contagious. I saw how much it meant to them.” http://abcn.ws/2jxFDgt
Love it! lol
When I say I am 100% pro-choice, I mean it.
I support a person’s right to make their own reproductive decisions.
Any person.
Any decision.
At all times.
I will support you if you decide to continue the pregnancy, if you decide to terminate, if you want to parent your child or put it up for adoption.
My support and respect is unequivocal, unconditional, and unwavering.
A bloodhound in Alabama went outside to pee, accidentally joined a half marathon, and ended up in 7th place. Ludivine, who often roams the town, unknowingly found her way to the starting line and stayed with the pack the rest of the way.
The dog’s owner was surprised that Ludivine had made it all the way “because she’s actually really lazy.” She didn’t even know about Ludivine’s adventure until volunteers started texting her photos of her dog getting a medal.
“Apparently she went to the race start and took off with the runners at the starting shot. She stayed with a few of the front runners, ran off to sniff some animal carcasses, romp in the water, and then back to the race. I understand she stayed on the course for 13.1 miles, finished seventh, and was the highest placed female.”
The race is now called the Hound Dog Half, and 7th place gets a special award.
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Two punches. Two punches was all it took to have this Nazi question if they can win if they can’t have a public movement.
Those two punches have done more to fight Nazis than any attempt to debate them. Your well-researched debate on the impact of economic migrants did fuck all.
Bash the fash folks, bash the fash.
DIRECT ACTION GETS THE GOODS
*goosebumps*