Princess Rayne

[letmebegaytodd]

Couldn't stop thinking about this little man

So i got on ebay and found him

Effervescent

[letmebegaytodd]

[letmebegaytodd]

i see we're all on the same wavelength today

[juney-blues]

90% of being good at computers is having the ability to read and follow a list of basic instructions.

Curiously this is also 90% of being a computer.

[foone]

Yeah!

You know how Horse People are a little weird because they have to Think Like Horse to effectively work with them?

Computer Touchers are the same, just with a different animal.

[slowspinningredemption]

love how when people go to europe they'll say the country and when people go to the usa they'll say the state and when people go to asia they'll say the country and when people go to south america they'll say the country but when people go to africa they go to africa. like ok bru. wow. the entire thing? impressive

[slowspinningredemption]

"when my dad was in spain last summer..." ok "when i was backpacking around thailand..." cool "back when i visited florida...'" nice "my sister's in africa right now--" BROTHER WHERE

[greelin]

[guy who genuinely fucking loathes himself voice] well on account of my charming and endearing nature. Of course

[lakevida]

having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

[lakevida]

hi this is andys roommate he got snatched up by a big hawk in the park and now hes gone forever do U feel good that this comment was the last thing he ever got to see on the computer

[throwbackblr]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[fairyycoffin]

reblogging this again because it remains true.

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

i reblog this everytime it comes across my dash lmao

[seeyoulaterallig8r-deactivated2]

its of utmost importance you have sound on while watching this

[augustdementhe]

If you can’t make use of the sound, please imagine the soft snuffles of a hand vacuum that’s capable of love.

[lacefuneral]

i love it, sniff animal

[lacefuneral]

sniff animal saturday

[headspace-hotel]

Sniff animal

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

– Audrey Hepburn

[phraz]

Texting is cool but what if we just drive to the beach, watch the sunset and talk about life?

[freedominthedarkmp3]

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.

[pastelpinkcheeks]

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I’m not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said “oh no I’m Brazilian hahah” and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, “I’m Brazilian too”

[ex-evil-genius-deactivated20220]

When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasn’t great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasn’t great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadn’t studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. I’m sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.

[theriversdaughter]

Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China.  One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot.  The problem was that he didn’t speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English. They all, however, spoke Spanish.

[1stsana]

I love the world

[normal-horoscopes]

Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

[catchymemes]

[mightydyke]

I love when fiction makes the audience feel guilty about their role as the audience. When something fucked up is treated as a joke but later it's recognised how fucked up it was and the audience feels guilty for finding it funny. When a character breaks the fourth wall to plead for help, and you can't do anything so you just watch. And you know that the characters pain isn't real, but they're begging for help and you're not helping because their suffering is entertainment for you

[likelyvampirical]

How do I get inside your head

[trollprincess]

“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

[kurtbusiek]

Yes, this. Trains, please.

[punkitt-is-here]

you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is

[punkitt-is-here]

I saw a picture of my mom last week and did a double take because we both realized how similar we look. skinny white anime girls are not real women but your mom is. I promise you look like a real woman

[punkitt-is-here]

Shoutouts to the funniest possible tags on this post

[firefox-official]

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard