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I love one direction, locnville, and all time low. I like jokes. Crushes= +Jeremy Sumpter +Dylan O'Brien +Cody Linley +Johnny Pacar +Nicholas Braun +Stephen Colletti +Tim Urban

[catchymemes]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

my favourite genre of food that exists in almost every culture is “filling surrounded by a whole bunch of unhealthily cooked dough”

[dingdongyouarewrong]

japanese gyoza? talented

indian samosas? brilliant

chinese bao? incredible

austrian knoedel? amazing

polish pierogi? showstopping

korean mandu? spectacular

italian ravioli? iconic

tibetan momo? outstanding 

american fritters? killer

literally anything vaguely resembling a dumpling no matter where it comes from or what’s in it? fucking a plus

[teratomarty]

Let’s hear it for stuff stuffed with stuff!

[greelin]

make no mistake i love the ocean with my whole heart but deep water terrifies me so much.. what’s goin on down there? nothing i want to be a part of

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Update from hell town

[hedonisticallystoic]

….I want to know what could have possibly happened that didn’t only prompt the closing of the McDonald’s but it’s over night demolition and Erasure

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

well i know why since i live here but im not going to tell you

[hedonisticallystoic]

But… But why not?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im shy.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[humor-n-shit-blog]

SURPRISE BITCH

[judestims]

🛸| satisfykwai

[orbgoo]

[thyrell]

[oneshallstand]

@gooeychewy

[pikacat98]

Dude can I pat your cat? Sure

[scoutsmoocrew]

interesting how when ppl mention they tricked ppl into eating v*gan food under the assumption it was normal food people are fine with it/happy but if you trick a v*gan into eating meat you’re a terrible person and it starts WW3

[such-justice-wow]

Both are awful, don't fuck with people's diets.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

Honestly “tricking” a regular person into eating a vegan meal isn’t even tricking, it’s food, regular people don’t give a shit whether it has meat in it or not.

[scoutsmoocrew]

if you tell someone it’s meat but it’s actually a soy-based meat alternative it’s tricking. You better hope they don’t have a soy allergy 🙄

[l0dge49]

yeah i gotta chime in: i’m super allergic to multiple common vegan alternatives in recipes, like coconuts and bananas, so. yeah. i do care if it’s a vegan alternative because I Don’t Know What’s In That. if you serve me, hell, let’s say brownies, i’ll assume that they’re just regular everyday brownies.

and then you tell me they’re vegan and were made with bananas, and i’ve already figured that out because my throat is swelling and i feel like vomiting. and as the op said: some of the most common allergies are to soy and nuts. what if you ‘trick’ someone into eating tofu and it turns out they have an extreme soy allergy?  

the issue has not at all been ‘people want animal products in their food’, the issue was clearly stated to be ‘don’t trick people into eating things they professed to not like, because it can put them in the goddamn hospital’.

[coyotesmokebreak]

Any kind of tricking people with foods is playing with a person’s life.

You can’t know everyone’s allergies, medical conditions, etc

So thats a real asshole move especially when the common alternatives to animal products are also very common allergens.Same thing with tricking people about whether something was made with animal products—dairy is a common allergen and lactose intolerance is rly common.

You can call it a joke all you want but when someone ends up in the hospital following anaphylaxis (if they’re lucky) do you really think it’ll be sufficient or acceptable to look them in the face and say “it was a joke”

[autijacen]

Seitan is a common meat substitute, that is similar in texture (when properly prepared) to ground Italian sausage.

It's made entirely out of vital wheat gluten. Pure gluten.

It could KILL my parents.

[laerugo]

how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh

[claricechiarasorcha]

I once stayed at a game reserve in South Africa, and they had three cheetahs – two males and one female. The boys stuck together (they were brothers), but female cheetahs are solitary, save for when they are raising cubs. Which is hard work for cheetahs, because they don’t/can’t den, she’s working constantly to protect/move her cubs, as well as feeding both them and herself.

Now, these cheetahs ARE in a private reserve, but they’re still essentially wild. But they are more or less accustomed to the presence of people. And this cheetah, Ketswiri, got very badly injured in her leg one time, which usually would be fatal to a cheetah. The staff at the reserve helped her. Another time, she was starving, and they provided her a fresh antelope carcass. And she remembered this, because the science officer was telling us how one time he was watching Ketswiri and her cubs, and she wandered over and dumped all her cubs at his feet, and walked off. Like “watch my kids, I need some me time.” And he was panicking like COME BACK I CAN’T BABYSIT YOUR KIDS WTF

[catchingflieswithhoney]

Half of the comments are about cats giving birth on top of or next to their owners and I’m not crying at all

[flowercrownsnstuff]

it’s so funny though because domesticated cats are aggressively social in raising their young so basically op’s cat was like bitch these are your kids too, where tf you think you’re going???

[nitethekitten]

A long time ago there was a stray cat that visited us pretty often. She kinda became our cat. She got pregnant, and gave birth in a little hole under our AC unit outside.

One night it started pouring down rain. Me and my parents were kinda worried because we were sure that their little den would flood. So we pulled back the blinds to our sliding glass door.

Low and behold there’s mama cat, sitting on our patio and staring up at us, desperation in her eyes. She meowed at us and when we went out she led us to her babies. We were right- their nest had started flooding. We pulled them out and brought them inside, and mama seemed so relieved and happy.

I think about this a lot when people say cats are stupid, or heartless. She knew to come to us for help. She knew we would help her. Even if we hadn’t went to look I’m sure she would have screamed at the door loud enough for us to know something was wrong.

Cats are amazing, wonderful creatures.

[tarmahartley]

@nekocrouton @chlogummy @adventuresofsarahjane1975 @metaphoricalmelodies @yellowmoth

[theparadoxmachine]

I’m home recovering from meningitis and both my cats have been aggressively caring for me, following me everywhere, snuggling with my when I’m resting. Nebula won’t let me move from one room to another without her.

I relapsed yesterday and finally got the energy to move to the couch today. They’re both curled up nearby.

[anditalltumblesdown]

A few years ago we ended up with a kitten suddenly. Something bad had happened, and his family could no longer keep him. He was still quite young, maybe ten weeks old.

Our cats all ignored him or just hissed at him at first, except for Mark. Mark let the kitten follow him around, and since he was a black kitten anyway we named him Shadow because he was Mark’s shadow.

Mark played with him and would snuggle him. Eventually the others came around, too, but Mark was still his buddy. Thing was, Mark was old and had chronic health problems. At 15 his health was worsening and he didn’t do much and there wasn’t much we could do for him. He took to sleeping in an old cat carrier we still had.

One day I watched Shadow drag a large cat toy over to where Mark was and gently nudge it into the carrier, trying to get Mark to play like he used to do. Unfortunately, Mark couldn’t, and Shadow just sat there. I swear he was despondent; even as a young cat he probably understood Mark was sick and not getting better. He often kept him company until Mark finally passed a short while later.

Cats and other animals can and do love their humans and each other. Maybe it’s not exactly the way we do or expressed like us, but they can, and we should remember that.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[markantonys]

so who do i have to pay to get natalie, mark, and hayden all in a room together??

bonus:

[lamelinam]

For that last addition

[tlirsgender]

Loving how as soon as electricity was like, a Thing, people just went “you can make toast with this” and started working on electric toasters but they didn’t quite have the whole heating element thing down so there was a not insignificant chance of it just exploding

[tlirsgender]

People have been making bread crunchy by heating it up for Ages but for some reason I thought electric toasters would be happening around the same time as like, refrigerators but no people went “easier crunchy bread?” as soon as the technology was available. Not even remotely safe but like, existent. It took Way longer to figure out how to make things cold with electricity

[tlirsgender]

I specify electric toasters because before that they had these bad boys

You just put your slice of bread in there and hold it over your fireplace and bam it’s toast time

[tlirsgender]

Actually you didn’t have to use those, if you find yourself wanting some toast in victorian england you could also stick your bread on one of these motherfuckers right here

These are the very creatively titled (/s) toasting forks and they look metal as hell for the purpose they serve

You might notice that the tips are bent upwards, which is actually not for inflicting more pain when tormenting the souls of the damned but rather because the bread goes on them like so

And the bend helps keep the bread from sliding off

[tlirsgender]

I know this is the most niche interest shit in the world but just look at that. The victorian era had no reason to go as hard as it did but every day I am grateful for it

[tastefullyoffensive]

[the-absolute-best-memes]

quiet down over there

[simsgonewrong]

[drkaratebear]

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

[style-maven]

[evanbuckleyed]

one day hozier is gonna cover hallelujah and by god it’ll kill me but what a way to go

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[myrrhguy-deactivated20250626]

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

[yinx1]

You can’t. Just save this video to your phone. Show it to them if they laugh you’ve made a friend, if not their loss.