oh look a fairy!

i make art and stuff but youll never see it lol - Also this is a warning i rarely remember (read, can be bothered as mmmmmmmm i dont really know how to explain this one but brain fucking dies and then i cant read?) to add tags to posts, assume nothing is tagged because thats probably true born june 2003

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[hiijinkies]

the best and worst versions of yourself

[brownie-bear-apocolypse]

Does your name imply a Bear made of brownies or bears that have the color of brownies?

yes

[pokeblader3]

I'm serious when I say we gotta give Temmie Chang half the credit for Making Undertale (and Deltarune)

She's got an animation degree, I know the art in Undertale gets underappreciated sometimes because it's trying to evoke an older simpler style, but the art in Undertale is legit amazing and without Temmie, none of Toby's ideas would have been able to be realized (without finding some other artist and animator)

She deserves more flowers for being the one who made the vast majority of the art assets for an entire game that is one of the most commonly cited games as an influence on others (her style is so beloved and recognizeable, there's a fully complete Undertale fangame emulating it)

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[vulturevanity]

Lorelai Blyndeff 🤝 Jax TADC

an alarming number of things actually, what the hell

[meatfrosting]

redrew a concept from 2024

[amvs]

[amvs]

[amvs]

[amvs]

[juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea]

[amvs]

yeah

[no-one-offical]

‎

[amvs]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey man how's it going

sorry for getting self righteous about uuuuh my belief in the innate wonder of human life and connection I guess

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey man how's it going

[bunjywunjy]

wow. made it less than three months in

[ooklet]

this is truly one of the most tumblr posts i've ever seen. i know chronically online people exist in all corners of the internet but i feel like this is the only place where someone could say something as uncontroversial as "you will find out that people have personalities when you talk to them" and get responses like "oh so you're making the ABLEIST assertion that i should FORCE MYSELF to push past my SOCIAL ANXIETY to talk to BIGOTS????" amazing work, guys

[dovewithscales]

I've never seen someone get canceled for *checks notes* asserting that people are people.

Hey @batmanisagatewaydrug you're right, all people are interesting. A lot of the people in these notes are interesting in the sense that I'm really curious about what's wrong with their brains.

[cottoncandylesbo]

[thatswhywelovegermany]

[thatswhywelovegermany]

‘Tis the season again

[nureyev313]

The pine tree will provide nourishment for him as he slumbers in his nylon cocoon, ready to emerge next winter and rebuild his christmas tree hoard. Nature is so beautiful!

[a-sleepy-dragon]

[scatter-brain-at-work]

I thought it was a wood chipper for one horrible second

[trickstertime]

We bought our Christmas tree off this old lad with a country Irish accent and jokingly I asked if he ever put anyone through it and he was like “ah yea, I put kids through it all the time. They have a great laugh! Bail em up and then we put em in the car wrapped up and all, laughing the whole way, delighted with themselves. It’s great!!”

[tworacoonsinabunnysuit]

“What a wonderful and funny experience that is for little children!”

I think that knowing damn well that my 38yo ass would go through it in heartbeat if given the chance!

[dogpuppy]

[idlelizard]

shapely sugar bowl

[castironfrying-pan]

@elodieunderglass please enjoy this horrible thing with legs that I just saw

[elodieunderglass]

So charming, dont mind if i do!!

[ilikeit-art]

[cartoondog]

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

[lostinthewrongfandom]

@sexy-people-contests-2026 the cup’s point of view as you poured in glitter

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

At least I cleaned off all the glitter afterwards

[cate-geo]

People: but what if they’re faking and they’re stealing resources from people who actually need it

People running the resources: please please please sign up for these resources. More people qualify for these resources than you may realize, and even if you don’t qualify, we can count your application to our quota to prove to the government that we’re a necessary resource and get renewed/funds for next year

[manu-script]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manu-script]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manu-script]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

And it’s still marked as mature wtf tumblr

[mevil]