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It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.
Watching my blondie today!! Milly is so cute and her Kara is the best!
india is not a democracy anymore.
everyone needs to hear about the situation in india right now. the youth of this nation are going through hell and back to protect the foundations that our country was built on in the first place, while the adults who are supposed to actually be in charge try to silence our voices.
NEET, which is an exam taken by millions of students per year and is the ONLY gateway for medical admissions across the country, had its papers leaked. so many took their lives because this exam meant everything for their future. and NTA, the agency who conducts this exam, was not held accountable.
there was national backlash. cockroach janta party (initially a satirical political party formed by abhijeet dipke in retaliation to the remarks of the chief justice of india calling the youth "cockroaches" and "parasites of society") started protests at jantar mantar, demanding the resignation of the union education minister, dharmendra pradhan. the movement also asked for ten million inr (~100,000 usd) in compensation for the families of students who died by suicide and wanted NTA be held accountable.
sonam wangchuk, a climate activist and education reformer, also went on a hunger strike at jantar mantar to protest against this corruption in india's higher education system. his fast began on june 28, demanding the resignation of the union education minister. his fast lasted for 20 days until delhi police FORCIBLY removed him and admitted him to safdarjung hospital on july 18.
because of this, cockroach janta party announced "chalo sansad," a march to the parliament beginning on june 20th, 9:00 am ist. but the police seems to be responding with water cannons, mobile jammers, and baton charge. all of this, because of a peaceful protest led by people no older than 30.
and yet there has been absolutely no indian media coverage about a movement that spans the entirety of this nation. so, please, if you see this, keep talking about us. we will not let those old bastards stoop any lower than they've already had. we will not let them ruin our country any further. we will not be silenced
please read this even if you're not indian. especially if you're not indian.
you've seen the jokes. india is "dirty", indians are "everywhere", why don't they fix their own country. ok. let me tell you why, and what's happening right now while nobody's watching.
first, the history you skipped: britain ruled india for two centuries and drained it. economist utsa patnaik's research estimates around $45 trillion in today's money was taken. the india that got independence in 1947 was one of the poorest countries on earth. every "why is india like this" question starts there. you don't get to profit off a robbery and then mock the crime scene.
now, what's happening RIGHT NOW:
in may the question paper for NEET leaked. that's the national medical entrance exam. over 2.2 million students took it. cancelled. years of studying, families' savings poured into coaching, gone overnight because someone sold the paper. students died by suicide after. these were kids who wanted to be doctors.
and out of that came a protest movement. a gen z group called the cockroach janta party, started by a 30 year old named abhijeet dipke, got 22 million instagram followers within DAYS. they've been doing a sit-in at jantar mantar in delhi demanding education minister dharmendra pradhan resign.
and then there's sonam wangchuk. if you've watched 3 idiots, he's the real engineer the character was based on. built solar schools in ladakh. invented ice stupas so himalayan villages have water. spent his whole life on education. he's 59 and he's been on hunger strike for 17+ days now. reporters went to see him this week and he was too weak to talk. and the troll armies are calling him "anti national" and "foreign funded". a man starving himself for other people's children. that's the thing here, anyone who asks a question is suddenly a traitor.
it's not one incident, it's everywhere you look:
• infrastructure worth thousands of crores failing within months of the ribbon cutting. tunnels collapsing in regions where heavy rain is a guarantee, not a surprise.
• youth unemployment near 10% for ages 15 to 29, 13.6% in cities. in a country of 1.42 billion where more than half the population is young.
• only about the top 3% of indians earn above 10 lakh a year. meanwhile billionaire wealth keeps ballooning and the headlines celebrate it.
• manipur burned for over two years. an ethnic conflict, tens of thousands displaced, and the prime minister barely said the word manipur while it happened.
• journalists raided. critics' houses bulldozed. activists sitting in jail for years without trial under laws like UAPA. our press freedom ranking has cratered.
• even the petrol is a fight now, ethanol blending pushed through while drivers complain about their engines and get no straight answers.
and through all of it, the PM, who came to power on religious polarisation (americans, sound familiar?), travels abroad for photo ops and has not held one single open press conference in over a decade. not one.
what i'm asking:
if you're not indian: share this. our media mostly won't cover any of it because the big outlets are owned by the same billionaires the government serves. the only reason wangchuk's fast is getting any coverage is people refusing to look away.
if you ARE indian: speak up even if you're comfortable. especially if you're comfortable. join the protests. add to this, correct me, translate it. staying quiet is a choice when nothing in this post touches your life.
india is not "dirty". india was robbed, and it's being robbed again, from the inside this time. but it's also the country where a 59 year old will starve for strangers' kids and 22 million young people will rally behind a party literally named after cockroaches, because cockroaches survive everything.
we can still save her. but only loudly.
reblog. share. don't scroll past.
I wish it were more common to have "bilingual" stories. By that i mean stories where it's important that 2 or more languages are spoken throughout. There isn't any translation, there's just multiple languages spoken by the characters. I understand why this is seldom done considering how heavily limiting it is to the number of people who can actually read or watch it. But idk I think the world would be better off with some stories like that.
Many of us live bilingual lives. What those lamguages are, what they mean to us, the historical and political state of those languages, are very very important! So at some point I think it would be nice to write something that is simultaneously English and spanish, and there would be a pretty sizable number of people who could read that.
A story like this would probably be impossible to translate into a third language though, for obvious reasons. Which i feel conflicted about, because I on one hand believe that all art should be in all languages and have as many accessibility options as possible. But I also think this specific type of story *needs* to be in those languages and removing one or swapping them would miss much of the point. Hrmmm...
Translate it into a third AND fourth language
Actually reading something like this even as a monolingual person would be very cool because you would have to figure things out yourself. And you would pick up some of the language possibly.
Exactly. I’m semi-fluent in French and would love to read a book that mixed French and English. I know that this is a very different reason than those above, but it would give my brain a bit of a break. Plus, whenever I read a book in French, I pick up some new or forgotten vocabulary. Which is always nice.
Why did I just see like six posts with Supergirl having a pacifier and some toys?!? Don’t infantilize her! That is a grown ass woman. Yes, she’s had trauma. But you wouldn’t give a 14 year old a pacifier. So don’t give Kara one!!!
For all that the 1800s etiquette guides are--obviously--derangedly sexist from a modern perspective? They're also mindblowing in how casually they will assert things that MODERN DAY CONSERVATIVES would scream and cry and shit their pants about.
"People back then always married young it's natural!!!" Every single 1800s guide I've ever met casually mentions that, of course, you really shouldn't get married before you're at least 20, and waiting until 25 is usually better.
Or, like. Okay here's a long segment:
Just firmly going "it is crazy sexist to blame The Wife for overspending when thirty seconds of asking questions will immediately establish that her husband was outright lying to her about how much money they had. Talk to your wife like a normal person."
Or--okay, here. A section on being honest and not writing love letters in secret, because that's usually a good sign that there's something untoward going on....
....except that he then immediately acknowledges that sometimes, the reason you're hiding this from your parents is that your parents suck. That there are parents who frankly have not earned the right to approve or disapprove of your partner.
(I realize the phrasing there sounds a lot less strong than my summary, but--trust me on this. When you're familiar with the narrative voice of these kinds of books, this passage is downright radical. The mere acknowledgement that if you treat your kids badly, it's your own damn fault when they don't talk to you? I've genuinely never seen that before in this genre. Don't freak out over "properly trained", either. It's just a linguistic shift--at the time, "training" was used the way we would say "raising" a child today. )
"Delete all the nudes and sexts after a breakup or you're a piece of shit" has been the standard expectation since EIGHT. TEEN. EIGHTY. FIVE.
"Men and women being friends with each other is literally normal. Don't be a controlling freak."
Anyway I was wrong the publishing date is actually 1882 so like.
"If you have to abuse a child to keep order in your classroom then you're a bad teacher."
So like @ the modern Republican party, are the "traditional family values" in the fucking room with us right now--
I’m gonna need you all to get more obsessed with Supergirl 2026. It’s literally every single sarcastic, messy, depressed, grieving, male lead from recent media that accidentally adopts an angry, young girl (also grieving) which forces him to confront his self destructive behavior and realize the impact he can still make. But she’s a girl. This is the character you all love in every piece of media. I’m begging you all to adore her the same way.
It’s literally a genderbent version of “grumpy old man accidentally becomes a single dad” trope
Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you don’t like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lol
a short selection of concepts and phrases that used to be commonplace in fandom and we’d really benefit from making that a thing again:
NOTP: the opposite of an OTP (One True Pairing). It is a ship a fan strongly dislikes. The word is a portmanteau of ‘no’ and ‘OTP’ and thus is not a contraction of any particular phrase.
Squick: anything that is a deep-seated, visceral turn-off. Squicks may be shared by many fans or be specific to one; one person’s kink may be another person’s squick.
YKINMKATO, or kink-tomato: Your Kink Is Not My Kink, And That’s Okay: used to indicate support for fannish diversity and to distinguish between disapproval or kink shaming and simply having different taste.
DLDR: Don’t Like, Don’t Read: a phrase used to warn against complaints about an aspect of fic or meta. A “live and let live” philosophy of fandom, which places the responsability for avoiding content one doesn’t want to see on the side of the fanwork consumer, rather that on the creator’s.
SALS: Ship And Let Ship: similar to the above specifically about shipping tastes.
YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary: a phrase used to acknowledge that any given individual’s personal opinion on the topic at hand may differ due to their own tastes, standards, values, experiences, etc.
As the OP points out, all of these crucially imply no moral judgment of what they’re designing.
(definitions lifted more or less wholesale from fanlore’s relevant pages)
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When Tim tells people he’s dating someone (Bernard).
Tim: by the way, B. I’ve been wanting to say. I got a boyfriend.
Bruce: That’s great, son. I’m glad you worked things out with Kon.
Tim:
Tim: Kon?
Bruce: *Pauses*
Bruce: Is he not your new boyfriend?
Tim: No! It’s a guy called Bernard.
Bruce: ..Oh. Well, congratulations, Tim.
Tim: Thanks…
———
Tim: I’m going out with my boyfriend, see you guys later.
Dick: I thought Kon was in outer space?
Tim: …My boyfriend. Not Kon.
Dick: Your boyfriend.. Not Kon?
Tim: No.
Dick: …
Dick: Have fun, Timmy!
Tim: …oooohkay.
———
Jason: Your boyfriend is here, replacement.
Tim: Bernard?
Jason: Wait, what?
Tim: My boyfriend, Bernard?
Jason: *points to the window*
Jason: I meant Kon.
Tim: He is not my boyfriend.
Kon: Are you going to let me in?
Jason + Tim: *looks at Kon.*
Jason + Tim: *goes back to their conversation*
———
Tim: Hey Alfred, I wanted to let you know my boyfriend is coming over for dinner.
Alfred: Of course, I’ll make sure we have enough for master Conner.
Tim:
Tim: You mean Bernard?
Alfred: Yes, Master Bernard.
———
Bart: Whoareyoutextingisityourpartner?
Tim: *Hides his phone*
Tim: Yes. My boyfriend. Now leave me alone.
Cassie: Wait, you got a boyfriend?
Bart: *Looks around and notices a certain super isn’t here*
Bart: Well, I have a hint on who it is.
Tim: There’s no way you know him.
Cassie: Isn’t he literally our teammate?
Tim: For the last time, it’s not Kon!
Tim, dragging Bernard into the Manor by the front of his shirt: Okay, I really wanted this to be a more grand affair, but you forced my hand. I am officially introducing you all to my boyfriend!
Bernard, looking around the room then up at the ceiling: Wait, I don't see Conner here.
Tim:
Bernard:
Tim: *Takes out his phone and starts scrolling through his pictures*
Bernard: Whatcha doing, babe?
Tim: Just reminding myself how hot you are with your shirt off, to stave off an impeding irritation induced migraine.
Jason, peeking over Tim's shoulder: The fuck, Timmy? How did you land such a hottie?
Damian: That's what I keep asking!!
When Tim tells people he’s dating someone (Bernard).
Tim: by the way, B. I’ve been wanting to say. I got a boyfriend.
Bruce: That’s great, son. I’m glad you worked things out with Kon.
Tim:
Tim: Kon?
Bruce: *Pauses*
Bruce: Is he not your new boyfriend?
Tim: No! It’s a guy called Bernard.
Bruce: ..Oh. Well, congratulations, Tim.
Tim: Thanks…
———
Tim: I’m going out with my boyfriend, see you guys later.
Dick: I thought Kon was in outer space?
Tim: …My boyfriend. Not Kon.
Dick: Your boyfriend.. Not Kon?
Tim: No.
Dick: …
Dick: Have fun, Timmy!
Tim: …oooohkay.
———
Jason: Your boyfriend is here, replacement.
Tim: Bernard?
Jason: Wait, what?
Tim: My boyfriend, Bernard?
Jason: *points to the window*
Jason: I meant Kon.
Tim: He is not my boyfriend.
Kon: Are you going to let me in?
Jason + Tim: *looks at Kon.*
Jason + Tim: *goes back to their conversation*
———
Tim: Hey Alfred, I wanted to let you know my boyfriend is coming over for dinner.
Alfred: Of course, I’ll make sure we have enough for master Conner.
Tim:
Tim: You mean Bernard?
Alfred: Yes, Master Bernard.
———
Bart: Whoareyoutextingisityourpartner?
Tim: *Hides his phone*
Tim: Yes. My boyfriend. Now leave me alone.
Cassie: Wait, you got a boyfriend?
Bart: *Looks around and notices a certain super isn’t here*
Bart: Well, I have a hint on who it is.
Tim: There’s no way you know him.
Cassie: Isn’t he literally our teammate?
Tim: For the last time, it’s not Kon!
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Love this one. The number of funny submissions is off the walls. Adult Heroes and Puppy Dog Eyes (Real challenge against Nightwing and Deathstroke). Batman & Emotions. Batman & The Foster System…
that trope where the parents of a ship meet before their kids do to show how the ship is destined to be together but its lex luthor and janet drake running into each other at a gala and HATING each other immediately
like jack is talking with bruce stuffing his face with shrimp meanwhile janet is running level 10 corporate espionage trying to bury lexcorp so well no one will remember them
and lex luthor is getting the kryptonite out because someone who pisses him off this much CANNOT be human. clark’s reporting on the gala wondering if it’s weird to be kinda jealous.
then, years later, when timkon ends up together, lex is this close to just moving. metropolis is obviously too close to gotham.
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