Bucci Squad Headcanons

It’s really all of jjba. I just need a place for these.Heeeaaavvyyyyy bruabba so leave if you ain’t into it. Send me prompts please

[iaconite]

am i interrupting something.

[buccigang-headcanons]

The fact that the dub literally has squalo call him “tits”. They just had to sneak that in there somewhere

[what-a-bastard]

I love shipping characters as exes, like yeah no they're not endgame, they could never be endgame, but they've absolutely fucked nasty and changed who each other are as people and at least one of them got their heart broken

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

if you want to know what part 7 of jojo’s bizarre adventure is about, here’s a gif

[buccigang-headcanons]

I looked at this for a long time and could find no place to disagree

[highdio]

STEEL BALL RUN ANIME TEASER PV!!

[lostcryptids]

d’arby in the ova says that dio’s mansion is where “the old whore house used to be” ……….

[lostcryptids]

EXACTLY.

[darklordofcutlets]

best reactions

[buccigang-headcanons]

“Well, we have to keep up appearances. Imagine how suspicious it would be if the whore house suddenly closed down?”

[buccigang-headcanons]

Shoutout to those two arachnologists who discovered like 3 new spiders in 2024 and named them after jojo characters.

Even bigger shoutout for them being asked “hey are you naming these spiders after jojo characters?” And them to go “no, I swear it’s just random letters” meanwhile the spiders are named Gyro zeppeli and Funny valentine

Biggest shoutout for them being asked the same thing about Troglocoelotes doul and going “yeah that one’s a jojo reference. It’s the blind guy Jotaro threw a dog at.”

[damianwaynerocks]

ok but if bruce wayne somehow came upon zuko fresh out of banishment he would lose his mind.

black hair? check. bad parent(s)? check. trauma? double check.

bruce: how’d you get your scar?

zuko: my dad got mad at me for saying that killing people is wrong so he lit my face on fire and banished me.

bruce, vibrating with excitement, already pulling adoption papers from his utilility: that’s terrible. how do you feel about capes.

[explorerrowan]

Zuko: Do you mind if I wear this blue demon mask?

Bruce: *sniff, tear in his eye* Not at all.

[kitt-the-werefox]

*Zuko fighting the Joker*

J: "wan na kno w h ow i go t thes e sc ar s"

Z: *rips off mask* i don't give a fuck

[fefeman]

I’m still stuck at the “batman has adoption papers in his utility belt”.

“Quick, it’s time to use the Bat-adoption papers!”

[silverscreenx]

Bat-option papers

[phantoms-lair]

Okay, but you’re missing the best part of this.

Alfred and Iroh complimenting each other on tea while they discuss their overly dramatic children.

[damianwaynerocks]

iroh: once, i told zuko that he needs to work on his inter turmoil. he screamed at me that he had no such inner turmoil, and then proceeded to go to a cliff during a thunderstorm to scream at God to strike him with lightning

alfred: master bruce and i have that interaction at least three times per week.

[coffeebuddha]

@absentlyabbie​

[animate-mush]

I see your "Alfred and Iroh as tea bros" and raise you "Alfred and Iroh as tea rivals"

Consider

Iroh: you too must learn patience. Boiling the water ruins the delicate flavor of the white jade

Alfred: oh I'm dreadfully sorry - for some reason I expected this tea to have TEA in it

(later)

Alfred: *aggressively laying out full tea service with milk, lemon, sugar, and, just to drive his point in, jam*

Iroh: *dying inside*

[damianwaynerocks]

excellent addition

[whetstonefires]

hey bruce spent a lot of his bat-study abroad in the far east and has kind of a weeb weapon collection so proposal, what if Bruce appreciates Iroh’s tea

while Zuko is enthusiastic about cream and sugar

further fueling their dad-figures’ passive-aggressive rivalry?

[princesscolumbia]

You had me at Zuko vs. Joker, I was crying by the Eastern vs. Western tea service

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Wait a minute. Batman and Zuko have the same arch-nemesis.

Mark Hamill

[library-seraph]

Saw the last comment and my brain would not rest until it happened

[darrenpillowscriss]

[lichrelly]

this post has everything

[jumpingjacktrash]

this was an enjoyable ride. i liked the scenery very much. smooth suspension, nice height, several fascinating loops. 10/10 would go again.

[buccigang-headcanons]

Sorry this post has lived in my head for years now. How is this not a world heritage post??? This is peak tumblr fandom content

[weirdrosu-deactivated20251003]

The only explanation for this outfit choice frfr

[backfliips]

I still think joseph should have turned into a vampire at the end of sdc it just makes sense

[buccigang-headcanons]

Okay this has been my headcanon since the first time I saw part 3. Not only do I think he’s totally a vampire, but in part 4, he’s wearing an old man disguise. He doesn’t want anyone to ask him to do stuff, he’s done his stuff, now it’s chillaxing time. And also, fucking with your son by faking senility? Classic Joseph.

Because who is letting a man with half a working brain and one foot in deaths door adopt a baby??? No one. But Suzi knows that the second he gets home he’s gonna whip off his old man disguise and be 60yr old vampire Joseph and raise that baby well.

Jotaro also knows, but he’s obviously not gonna spill the beans because that’s such an awkward convo to have. And he just wouldn’t. He would yare yare his way away from that dumpster fire.

[largishcat]

evil + slutty + bisexual is actually the best character archetype, but we’ve all been burned too many times by straight men who can’t write

[fashion4standusers]

completely irrelevant headcanons of mine

-Narancia DESPERATELY needs glasses. I feel like this is more or less canon if you infer from his backstory but I also imagine that his bad eyesight is probably why he struggled with academics. I draw him with glasses in AUs because of this lol

-Josuke can DANCE. Like not in the sense that he just enjoys dancing, but in the sense that he’s fucking GOOD at it

-Rohan’s manga is the weirdest goddamn thing that anyone’s ever seen. Absolutely incomprehensible. Like a hybrid of JJBA itself and the last few episodes of Evangelion. He thinks that if you don’t “get it”, then you’re just not smart enough to understand his galaxy brain art

-FF doesn’t sleep, so during the night when the normal humans are asleep they have to find a way to entertain themselves with random shit like Rubik’s cubes and puzzles. It’ll be 3am and you’ll see Foo on a prison security cam just going to town on a Bop-it

[skincareroutine]

puts cocaine in my lipgloss so when he kisses me he thinks im god

[porunareff]

here’s my bingo card for Part 9 - including picks I’m confident will happen, some that I’d personally like to see and some others that came to me in a fever dream

[buccigang-headcanons]

Jotaro using star platinum to lift Holly instead of bending down to get his goodbye kissy

[buccigang-headcanons]

I think if Bruno was around for the baby face fight, and he found out that was biologically his “child”, he would’ve kept it.

[prokopetz]

Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

[colderboness]

Happy Mother’s Day to the best mom out there, Spencer shay