Buckethead Kangaroo

Random Australian dude. I just sit here and maybe post things every once in a while. ✝

[violentoffender]

[big-papa-huge-time]

why did this get remastered with a worse comic when we had this already

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here’s your sign to do something spontaneous

[bread-pat]

*combusts*

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

that’s one way to do it

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

[yetanotherdayofdrudgery]

La Bamba - Ritchie Valens

99 Luftballons - Nena (Let's face it, the English version isn't as good, even Nena has said so.)

[the-davest-of-uncles]

[buckethead-kangaroo]

Probably either Ed's theme from SF6 or Wolf Totem by The HU

[papasmoke]

Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet

[papasmoke]

His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.

[papasmoke]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[such-justice-wow]

Something something she'll something baby

[wombat-cowboy]

CEMENT

DAS CONCH CRETE

BAY BEE

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 2 days 12 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary

[downtroddendeity]

The sad part is there’s a decent chance a large proportion of them can be blamed on one spider.

The tarantula that bit JRR Tolkien as a child.

He swore he didn’t have a spider phobia and the experience had nothing to do with the man-eating giant spiders in The Hobbit, the even more giant and even more man-eating spider in Lord of the Rings, or the unholy eldritch spider from outside creation that plunged the world into darkness and made literal Satan scream like a little kid in the Silmarillion. Very few people believe him.

Given LotR’s influence in the fantasy genre, there is a high probability that tarantula is the progenitor of even more fictional spiders than Ungoliant was.

[i-say-spooky-you-say-scary]

wow fuck that one tarantula

[jimintomystery]

“fantasy universes have too many spiders” factoid actually just statistical error. Georgs Spider, who bit JRR Tolkein & is to blame for menacing over 10,000 fantasy universes, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[only-tiktoks]

[blattaro-moved]

[mybigfatgaylife]

The new Hellraiser movie looks great

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

Trio for Harmonica, Rubber Duck, and Belt in D Minor

[vaspider]

The children of the night, what beautiful music they make...

[sonofshu]

upstairs neighbor behavior

[kwacpe]

[skull-bearer]

I love how all the comments at once as completely accurate but still cannot encapsulate what the fuck is going on here.

[johnlocsin-johnyakuza]

This will forever be my favorite moment from Rannick, never fails to make me smile.

[eli-the-equatorial-dragon]

Guess who's back

[caruccio]

You’re someone’s dream person btw.

[gratuitous-aesthetic]

[crazy-brazilian]

[dankxsinatra]

[omghotmemes]

No, no it isn’t.

[moonlit-aura]

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus