Oh boy, here we go.

This is my 'art/dc/greek myths/other fandoms bc I don't like rebloging them on my main blog' blog, hope you enjoy!

[bugkit]

Just saw a post with a watermark-esque signoff like girl it's one sentence your icon is still on the screen

Post by Tumblr user bugkit © 2024

[gryffon]

was driving with my girlfriend and spotted a vulture with a broken wing standing on the side of the road. there was an animal hospital nearby with a wildlife unit so we pulled over and picked it up and drove it to tufts. i think its got a good chance at survival and it feels good to have been able to make the call and help an injured wild animal out

[gryffon]

the funniest part of this was showing up at the Tufts emergency room with all these average folks with their dogs sitting politely on leashes in the waiting room and us being two very sweaty, disheveled haggy dykes who are bursting in and nearly running up to the desk holding a vulture in nothing but our bare hands and the look of extreme shock and horror on everybody’s face

[atomic-darth]

Gay culture is bursting into an animal clinic looking to get medical treatment for a carrion bird

[markv5]

Когда хозяин где-то шарахается, а ты дома один.Нечёсаный. Неглаженый. Нецелованный….

[riddledwithrivers]

“When the master is gallivanting about somewhere, while you’re home alone. Unbrushed. Unpetted. Unkissed….”

[left-reminders]

[eeeeeeeeeeek1]

[shogas]

me, getting chased around my house by a murderer: alexa play what’s new scooby doo by simple plan

[stunningpicture]

[death-by-lulz]

Kids work together to create eternal recess

[theforce]

That is so sad Alexa please don’t play anything bc I am scared of you and will not allow you in my Home

[sergle]

me: i’m not sure about this outfit friend: you look fine let’s just go!! me:

[bulbabushka]

friend was right cuz that fit shreds

[bibwu-movedlol-deactivated20220]

I wonder if the ‘uh yeah I sure hope it does guy’ knows he’s a meme

[sandersgrey]

Uh yeah I sure hope he does

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look

[polishhammer83]

It’s fucking Tom Jones? Millennials are you too stupid to realize that Tom Jones is the reason some of you exist? (Think about it for a second, you’ll get it)

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

hhhhhh oh my god ohhh my god oh my fucking god

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They don’t know. They don’t know about the salt and pepper diner.

[iamnotlanuk]

Also is he implying that people fuck to “It’s not unusual” and “What’s New Pussycat”?

[a-cumberbatch-of-cookies]

Either that or Tom Jones fathered millions of children.

[solange-lol]

i have a playlist titled pусская рулетка and its got a whole lot of soft songs and then there's bubblegum bitch and whenever i wanna fuck with my sleeping roomate i hit shuffle

i translated that playlist title and idek what to think

[jayjay-graceless]

…did you use google translate?

[solange-lol]

mhm i assumed it was fucking with me like google translate does

[jayjay-graceless]

what did it say… bc that translates into russian roulette.

[solange-lol]

oh it translates into english roulette and i was quite confused

[bookplush]

SISKDJAOAK WHEN I DID THIS EARLIER I JUST PICKED ‘DETECT LANGUAGE’ BC I WAS TOO LAZY TO SCROLL DOWN TO RUSSIAN AND

[solange-lol]

@jayjay-graceless explain yourself

[raejin99]

Just got to do some woodworking for the first time in a long while, and I am once again reminded of why I enjoy my favorite type of word to work with: Purpleheart.

Why’s it called purpleheart?

Muthafuckin’ purple wood. How cool is that? It’s brown when you cut it, but due to oxidization, eventually turns to a beautiful purple color. (if you don’t seal it at this stage, it’ll eventually turn red, I believe, which is still pretty, but you buy purpleheart for purple, damnit!)

And everything you make with it turns out amazing.

Purple floors?

Nice.

Purple stairs?

Fancy.

Purple table?

Sweet.

Purple guitar?

Awesome.

Purple whatever the hell is going on here?

Epic.

It’s just such a cool wood to work with, and it’s sturdy enough to be used for just about anything. If I ever get a house, half of it might just end up being made out of purpleheart.

Anyway, that’s enough nerdery for one post. I will now return to reblogging stupid pictures and recipes.

[raejin99]

For some reason this ancient, ancient post keeps getting notes randomly. It is now less than 40 notes away from 30,000.

*Why.*

[raejin99]

*sobs*

[pepperstrawberry]

Don’t sob, it’s a delight. Purple is bes

[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[sunderious]

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

[stitchingandbewitching]

@purple-monster-baby

[thorodinson]

[kontrollsysteme]

wow mood

[anissapierce]

Were in 2017 he’s in 3089

[rachel-berry]

Ok why is he holdng the microphone like a fucking wine glass

[lunarecord]

femmefareeha just told you

[mtwtfsstwogsdnpw-deactivated202]

[royalharkinian]

[tenshi-cat]

[depsidase]

[loveitorreblogit]