[galvantual-moved-deactivated202]

baby girl is a beautiful name for an adult man

[thepoisonroom]

as a men’s tits supporter

[grimelords]

top five things in cartoon trash

apple core, fish skeleton, bottle, tin can w/ ajar lid, miscellaneous background lumps of dark green

[chuck-e-cheese-anime-faces]

How the fuck can you leave out my main man banana peel

[decayinginfrontofme-blog]

why do rich people need more money? honestly, has anyone actually ever asked them? every interview with a muli-millionaire or billionaire is always the same bullshit ego stroking questions like“so whats the secret to success? how did you overcome the adversity of being born in to the upper middle class? did you always know you were better than everyone else?” 

like enough is enough, the only questions they should be asked is real questions like “why do you need to horde money you and your family will never use? why are you wasting your only time on earth destroying it and causing suffering? when did you completely lose your empathy? when did you realize you are the embodiment of everything horrible and wrong with the world?”

[fleshdyke]

Hey quick question. What exactly do they do in the shadows

gay sex

[bumblr--bee]

Monday funday

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[kenagain]

hit the gas miku

[guerrillatech]

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[jacryptid]

[eternal-fractal]

[zum1udontno]

[eclogues]

oh i get it now the torment is eternal

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[funnytwittertweets]

[girlrry]

[gendernewtral]

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

[mortimermcmirestinks]

my two favourite things about this

everyone knows what this is

the scene was an adaptation of a scene from the original novel where instead of a charging port on a phone, it’s a winding key in a pocketwatch. I like to imagine people having this exact same kind of thought when they missed the watch keyhole 100 years ago

[thegreatspacehobo]

*person from the 1800's missing the pocket watch keyhole* don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it

[kaiserghidorah]

Life imitates art

[tastefullyoffensive]

[laeffy]

system of a clown. you ever think of that

[elecmon]