I Cast Summon Fucked Up Evil Creatures

[mangonetics]

real talk I think steampunk is kinda neat like sorta neat you'know like as a little touch of spice to a setting that shouldn't normally have that kinda stuff. like a robot arm here a gun there some contraptions elsewheres. like skies of arcadia levels of steampunk is pretty much ideal. but y'see ultimately I'm pro-steampunk as a concept. but real talk for a second if your setting has a place called "the clockwork [location or concept]" I'm gonna beat you to death with hammers.

[shrimp-dicked-fuck-nugget]

Sounds like someone's just salty theyre stuck in my clockwork labyrinth again

[mangonetics]

I know you're laughing at me I can hear the sprockets on your brown tophat jingling and once I find my way out of here you're fucking toast dude

[orcboxer]

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

[lokaror]

we dont chaos kill that many people.

[orcboxer]

Well If You Say It's Not That Many

[bloodfreezer]

[perhats]

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

[filyahehh]

Thank you Pix, we love you Pix original pic under the cut

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[evilwizard]

you’re going to have to sub to my onlyacolytes for that

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

the green color is not chlorophyll. they cannot usually photosynthesize. but sometimes they can

[the-orc]

my cousin lorbish can photosynthesize

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

lorbish can photosynthesize

[chaussurre]

The leading theory as to why orcs are green is that it helps them hide in their natural habitat: amongst other orcs.

[tim-official]

ORC FACTS

ohhhhhhhhhhhh that makes sense

[catcrumb]

[bunnyboyconjurer]

does a ritual that turns your pronouns inside out

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]

[precariouswizardry]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I need dick on a new level never before seen

[orcboxer]

are you prepared to handle metaphysical cock from a bear 6 cuils removed from his own body?

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

I can handle cock at ANY level of abstraction.

[orcboxer]

*closes my ancient tome* he's ready

*turns to the council* unleash the fractal hypercock

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

are you reading tumblr on an ancient tome?

[orcboxer]

not impordant right now

[bunnyboyconjurer]

I don't think most wizards understand how harmful these proposed wizard tower building laws will be to the conjuring community. The current proposition by the wizard council will reduce allowed diameter for wizard towers to a mere fifteen paces! Preposterous!

Most familiars need a tower with a diameter of twenty paces at the very lowest for adequate enrichment, preferably much greater! This is to say nothing of the necessary space for ritual casting for those of us with limited access to mana reserves.

This is why the dark arts are becoming so popular in this age, the wizard council can't be trusted to determine what is or isn't forbidden anymore!

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD TIP: Try right-angled gravity.

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

And so I'm back

From outer space

That spell defaults to changing sign, once more there's egg upon my face

I should have double-checked my math, I should have cast it parallel

If I'd have known, if I'd have known, but hey that's wizard life, oh well!

[skyporf]

what the hell why did i reblog that three times i only hit the reblog button once several hours ago

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

Reality, as usual, conspires to mock me.

[bunnyboyconjurer]

I don't think most wizards understand how harmful these proposed wizard tower building laws will be to the conjuring community. The current proposition by the wizard council will reduce allowed diameter for wizard towers to a mere fifteen paces! Preposterous!

Most familiars need a tower with a diameter of twenty paces at the very lowest for adequate enrichment, preferably much greater! This is to say nothing of the necessary space for ritual casting for those of us with limited access to mana reserves.

This is why the dark arts are becoming so popular in this age, the wizard council can't be trusted to determine what is or isn't forbidden anymore!

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD TIP: Try right-angled gravity.

[where-was-there-was]

WIZARD TIP: skill issue & learn spatial bending

[bunnyboyconjurer]

I cast math :3

MATH: 3??? I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS A MATH: 2!!! IT SEEMS I AM OUTMATCHED...

[mostlyvoidpartiallyjims]

[bunnycuriosity]

Shit man, this bunny war is fucked. I just saw a bunny clap his paws together and say "the ten hays" or some similar shit, and every one around him was surrounded in hay, loafed on the ground, and then started eating. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting flop and level 2 binky. I think I just heard "power word:thumper" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.