Where Did I Go Wrong?!

Yo sup I'm Jordan and I like a lot of shit, okay? Things you probably want to hear about are: Homestuck, Pokemon, Doctor Who, and whatever else the fuck else, I dunno.

[starwalker-------official]

[13lesbianfangirl]

Lol, I saw this on TikTok and thought I would share here, too. Credit goes to @rhondatoksaboutbooks on TikTok. The video can be found at this link.

[mischievousscroundel]

GIRL dinner? I love it! It's just a silly excuse for humans to eat a bunch of snacks. Oh what the hell, I've always wanted to eat some girl dinner with my girl hands- what do you mean that is not something you humans say?

-Michael, presumably

[matmos]

[bernard-jackson]

[yossyislandd]

you fucking suck at burger

[local-wyrrm]

[muscle-sorcerer]

Oh boy am I pissed off about having to participate in capitalist America

[isuggestarson]

Ive got an idea

[muscle-sorcerer]

Mr Arson bestie, I'm excited to hear it

[r0zeclawz]

im not mentally ill i just need to catch whoever the fuck keeps putting dirty dishes in my sink and kill them. and then ill get to function normally

[subspaceskater]

alice i have bad news :(

[r0zeclawz]

hey whats up

[subspaceskater]

BONE DEMON ATTACK!

[toastyglow]

“polyamory isn’t the solution to a love triangle when two of the people hate each other”

I mean yeah not if you don’t understand QUADRANT VACILLATION

[april132009]

[sleepy-bebby]

bubbl 🫧

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

CONTAINMENT BREACH!

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

wtf i had a dream last night that i was obsessed with learning about man-made objects that had wound up in space one way or another and every article or infographic displayed the bounds of space, as in the outer edge of the universe and the only thing beyond that was king tut? like it would either just be his name or a graphic of the sarcophagus staring back at me from the black void

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

HOW CAN THIS POSSIBLY BE HOMESTUCK

[greelin]

know there’s no “right” way to go grocery shopping but i still fully feel and believe i’m always doing it wrong. somehow

[muppetmagic]

starkid presents black friday.

[titkoks]

[crash-bang-boom]

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Ask and you shall receive. xx Original post here Backing track here

[theladyscribe]

/reblogs so she can request this fic for Trick or Treat oh my god

[simonalkenmayer]

This is quite the horror suspense thriller.

[clonerightsagenda]

Homestuck Daily where you get the entire first five acts plus some intermissions in your inbox all in one day before not hearing anything for months

[roach-works]

homestuck was just like that

[official-kircheis]

There should be dating apps that don't allow normies

[official-kircheis]

If you put your starsign or anything about astrology in your bio you get instantly banned for life

[loving-n0t-heyting]

No no! It’s just my patron troll symbol I swear!!

[official-kircheis]

[glittervial]

you said no normies what do you want

[lindleland]

monkey paw

[calware]

hey quick question. why does homestuck.com need to know my location

[deactivated-blog]