Crazy Doodle Bitch

♡I'm trying my best ♡ •••• IG: byeoshock

[kakyoiniisms]

I don’t know anything about ace attorney

[umbrellatoast]

You seem to know everything

[surprisebitch]

iconic post

[guerrillatech]

[callmeirony]

False i joined the military so i didn't end up with half a mil in medical debt like my parents

[magicalsapphiccranberry]

[babyanimalgifs]

Caught my dog doing a lil two step at the park like it's nothing

(Source)

[mamesmimosmums]

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Audio: Two guinea pigs munching away on broccoli. One of them picks up its broccoli and bonks the other on the head with it, with a cartoon sound effect

[becuzitisbitter]

Welcome to Subway. Anything you say can and will be used on your sandwich.

[evilscientist3]

Heavy are the balls that store the pee or something. I dont care

[hyrude]

you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

[newtgeiszler]

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

[bisco]

I must post TOO ASS! at every opportunity because the source video has since been deleted so I think this is the only proof TOO ASS! ever existed

[purewhiteloversbizarrejelly]

[vendetta06]

I can’t say I hate twitter because you can’t find content like this anywhere else

[whitepeopletwitter]

[speakingofdoorknobs]

[midiport]

[the-deadly-cutsman-deactivated2]

guys

its the fucking seinfeld apartment

[tabloidsores]

I’m pretty sure the inside is too.

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

do u like buttered toast or just. oil toast

oil toast???????????????????? go to therapy

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

get oil away from bread you fucking psychos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

i don't know what to say here. it's like there's a conspiracy to show me bad takes on good food this week. first it's dry cracker pizzas are good and now it's bread and oil is bad. if you don't know what it is to lie around ripping bits off a piece of bread and dipping them in oil our human experiences are different enough that we couldn't realistically live or work together. it's a bigger barrier than language or culture, the inability to mutually acknowledge that oil and bread combined are greater than the sum of their parts. what do you even do? what events in your life happened to make you think this? do you drink so much soda that you are insensitive to the complex flavor of olive oil? is your image of this someone drizzling fucking bertolli or pompeian on a slice of wonder bread? what is your problem?

[guerrillatech]

[pukicho]

I want one of your tax evasion sweatshirts so bad, because my mom is a tax professional and I love chaos

Perhaps soon is time for another sales☝️

[mehpolppolp]

Puki? What does this picture have to do with your tax evasion hoodies?

[pukicho]

they’re pesto egg sandwiches

[zzzzzzzzzzzzzzhi-deactivated202]

they look disgusting

[pukicho]

Your words won’t be as hurtful as my actions towards you

[gsgdfsdfsdgfdg-deactivated20191]

gumball snaps and kills james charles

[thyrell]

god i know this website will call literally anything feral but this man really did embody the spirit of a rabid animal

[fox-sanguinis]

For those of you that don’t know this is the sweet and loving kid that is the current voice of Gumball for Cartoon Network. He has a youtube channel and in there you will not find anything like this, because as I said this is a very sweet kid but he just goes completely ape shit when he saw the opportunity to kill James Charles

[spicyhamsamson]

My favorite part of this is when he first sees him and goes

“NOW’S MY CHANCE!”

Because it implies he’s been planning to kill James Charles. He’s been waiting for this opportunity, and that’s fucking hilarious