Kari's idiocy

Just silly stuff like HYPERFIXATION

[apolladay]

On what part of your body is your biggest scar?

head

torso

arms/hands

legs/feet

a different part of my body

I have 0 scars

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

[witch-oftheflowers]

Mmmm other parts after birth. I had a second degree tear and it still hurts to this day 🙃

[coquette-corpsie]

I fell in my uncle's yard around 6, and scraped the back of my thigh on his metal tree ring , so i have a giant scar on my back of my left thigh ^_^

[yaoibitchnonymous]

I have one on top of my head from a fall at my school. its a long story tho

[acephoric]

i have this one scar on my ankle from cutting myself while shaving on accident.

I don’t shave anymore. It’s been three years and the scar is still clear as day

[byrdandkari]

Once, when I was maybe six, I had just thrown out paper scraps, and was turning to walk back to my seat when I managed to walk straight into the corner of a standing desk, splitting my forehead on it. Not badly, only got skin glue, but now I have this cool battle scar above my eyebrow. (My other major-ish injury is on my knee but that one's smaller despite being the worse one.)

Basically, idiot child memories.

[byrdandkari]

IT JUST STARTED THUNDERSTORMING HERE I'M SCAREDDDDD AND I'M HOME ALONEEEEEE AUUUGHHHHH

Blasting It's TV Time! in the hopes of not thinking about the gunshot-thunder

[byrdandkari]

I actually hate living in the midwest the storm has been quiet for minutes now. Just clouds, no rain no nothing, it's just dark. I hate this. AND IT WAS ONLY LIKE TWENTY MINUTES.

[byrdandkari]

IT JUST STARTED THUNDERSTORMING HERE I'M SCAREDDDDD AND I'M HOME ALONEEEEEE AUUUGHHHHH

Blasting It's TV Time! in the hopes of not thinking about the gunshot-thunder

[byrdandkari]

OooOoooOoooooOoooooo

who are you

[byrdandkari]

OoooOoOooOoOooo

oooooooooooOOo

[trixiepuffs25]

formal apology! i thought it was a cute little clip and now i see the error in my ways

[byrdandkari]

guys. it's tumblr why are people mad

WHY ARE YOU SORRY ACTUALLY like GUYS it's a detail that was cool okay

and again: it's tumblr. What did you expect.

[byrdandkari]

wsg loser? Heh…

*leans on doorframe and misses and falls over*

OH SHI-

*Gracefully catches you, sweeping you off your feet... insert the anime thing with the flowers and hearts and pink filter you know what I mean*

(WE KNOW EACH OTHER IRL DO NOT BE WORRIED)

[byrdandkari]

Should we mention the dishwasher incident of today

This got long due to my spacing HELP

OH YEAH

So this kid right

I think I said something like "Wow the dishes/dishrack really like(s) you" because this one kid kept being assigned to dish duty in class (school year's over now I'M FREEEE)

And then he didn't hear me

So like he said, whilst drying the tray, "This dishrack is so wet"

We start laughing (me and this user) and he's so confused

We explained it to him

So now it's a joke that they're married

Btw his twin brother jokingly made out with a plastic water bottle on a field trip (multiple times)

[byrdandkari]

DO YOU KNOW ME

I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD??

[byrdandkari]

yall I finally checked my activity and supposedly 45 days ago I was followed by someone whose only posts are the person in a revealing outfit and an ad for ai girlfriend stuff which was also suggestive what do I do (I'm a minor)

I blocked the account

random people keep following meeeee

also here's the other thing

yall help what do I doooooo

[hugsohugs]

ok i did it. image for people who like defending caine but also want to make it clear that they Understand that He Did Bad Things. feel free to use, no credit required. enjoy

[byrdandkari]

Are you perhaps a gae bish

absolutely

not only am i a gae bish i am gaeing with someone in romantic ways HUZZAH

[byrdandkari]

sup bestie bitch/child #17

gaspar

parental unit who's younger than me

[byrdandkari]

Item: The Memory Squeegee Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game would you erase from your memory just to experience it for the first time again?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Now the problem with this is:

I hardly play games

The games I HAVE played are major fandoms therefore I can't lose information without fucking my obsessions

Ok but if I had to I want to replay Deltarune because it's like the only game I ACTUALLY play and also because easter eggs = fun crazy times

also because if i did FNAF: Security Breach I'd still never finish it

[byrdandkari]

I know you’ll never see this but I’m gonna find where you live 😛

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHERE I LIVE GODDAMNIT

[byrdandkari]

So a friend's Spamton and Tenna plushies came in yesterday and I have a plan.

Spamtenna. Wedding.

So I'm gonna sew their clothing and I have a VERY important question

Who will wear the Dress?

Spamton

Tenna

Voting ended onApr 8

It's gonna be amazing

He tells me I'm thinking too hard about this but it's gonna be FUCKING HILARIOUS and WONDERFUL. like GUYS! YAOI REMARRIAGE!

[3hkowalski]

Just leaving a little star right here ⭐

you can claim it after ep8…

UPDATE: THIS AGED BADLY