Blog Of An Imaginary Tiger

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[beardedmrbean]

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[memecucker]

[boymounter]

my dad bought a cnc and is going wild

[karda]

the best colors ever actually

[karda]

for those gradient enjoyers

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

used to live in a college town that was huge on sports. 80% of small talk was sportsball and so i developed an Evil Habit: whenever the conversation inevitably turned to the upcoming Big Game i would act excited and then confused. I would earnestly insist they had the details wrong. "the game next Saturday? don't you mean the Thursday after? playing against the [predator species]? no we're playing against the [other predator species]." And so on. i would draw this argument out for as long as feasibly possible, until eventually someone would pull out their phone to prove to me my wrongness. At which point I would squint exaggeratedly at the screen, slap my forehead in an eureka moment, and exclaim "oh you meant the MEN'S team!!! are they doing a game? that's nice."

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[re-dracula]

Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is... challenging. Who would've guessed.

[re-dracula]

#loony toons bonk and wilhelm scream

@scp-1296 you understand me

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[nebulations]

[Audio transcript: Ben Galpin voicing Jonathan Harker from Dracula by Bram Stoker. He says, "There was no lethal weapon at hand, but I seized a shovel which the workmen had been using to fill the cases, and lifting it high, struck, with the edge downward, at the hateful face," followed by a cartoon "bonk" and the Wilhelm scream. End transcript]

[godlessondheimite]

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[whatislifebesidesrehearsal]

Head of Lights: The power of friendship fixes everything!

[noodles-07]

everything I hate about ai and love about wikipedia on one image

[doctorwhomemes]

[tothechaos]

going into a bougie supermarket makes me feel like that one painting of the bolshevik standing in the russian palace

[tothechaos]

"$12.95 for 8.5oz of Jelly are You Fucking Kidding Me"

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

[arschfrech]

[ryan-sometimes]

I know his tailor is stressed bro look at this man wearing a suit to fix a pothole

[asdfghjkl010305]

on a more serious note, he literally has to wear a suit because of respectability politics. remember when Obama wore a tan suit and all news headlines lost their minds over it? POC in power have to maintain this image of perfection and it’s exhausting. The second that we don’t look 100% professional, white people will say that we’re lazy and undeserving of our position.

on a lighter note though, he exudes such cutie patootie energy in his suit

[myheadisloud]

[idonotneedthisrightnow-deactiva]

you are acute coffee pie

[bonerfart]

you are narrow, scalding and irrational