Round 0
Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?
identifying-horses-in-posts
cactus-detector
rip me
maybe a cactus

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wallacepolsom
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
RMH
Claire Keane
No title available

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Three Goblin Art
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosimo Galluzzi

Andulka
tumblr dot com
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Stranger Things

Janaina Medeiros
No title available

Discoholic 🪩
almost home
seen from United States

seen from Netherlands

seen from United States
seen from Romania
seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Mexico
seen from United States
seen from Brazil

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Mexico
seen from United States
@cactus-detector
Round 0
Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?
identifying-horses-in-posts
cactus-detector
rip me
maybe a cactus
Like I give a Fuck
Item: Spider-Man fountain that sprays gay beer that turns grass into astroturf
ice t legitimately acting like he just discovered earth and went on twitter
might be a fuckin cactus
red spotted tabby with moderate white spotting
cactus detected
fgsdhjsdksdjsd
she’s too paws…. somebody help her……
huewjsya meow
cactus
but…but…but shapeshifting is cool, I can become anything, and that thing is probably a girl… or something else..
IM NOT TRANs I CANT BE
said a liar
cactus not detected
literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"
me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?
her husband, the other pastor: oh almost definitely.
her:
this cannot become a big post guys don't reblog it
@achivement-unlocked
This feels like something
Achieving unlocked!
The Bible has a fandom too
Jesus x Judas yaoi
Achievement unlocked!
MILD SPELLING ERROR
come on dude it’s in your name
FUCKING AGAIN??????
Achievement unlocked!
There is no escape
Just succumb
yeah okay ill reblog that
This post has been rickrolled.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS
Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?
Why does the SUN rise and fall?
Because these things are.
They are facets of existence. As such, I rickroll people.
Water is wet, the sky is blue and I’m never gonna give you up,
😎
Water is wet, the
sky is blue and I’m never
gonna give you up,
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This post should be highjacked by gimmick blogs @in-n-out-burger-official what you think???
I'll raise my pink lemonade to that! Gimmick blogs, come forth!
Hands you a spatula
literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?" me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?
dragons
DRAGONS LOCATED
I summon thee @girl-detector
@is-the-salmon-horny do you have any idea if the fish Jesu-
time to bombard jesus with emails @the-real-gmail @proton-mail-real @the-real-yahoo-mail lets go guys
Hehe hope this email finds you well
This post is chaotic evil!
There’s probably a valid rain world name somewhere around here
I'm losing my mind
@jesus-holding-your-fave mildly related have fun
yeah ok i’ll reblog that
why is everything happening here no cacti
In the forest
Cactus detected
butchers vanity by ricedeity is so Banica conchita coded
possible yuri
cactus detector will now start detecting yaoi
operations on yaoi shall commence sooon and nobody will stop me
And yuri too
I can’t wait to have free time and be able to draw the gimmicks in this
(if you want to be drawn in the dress just ask/tag) (I will also be going around in people’s asks to see if they want to be drawn)
yes please! My owner wants to also be!
Hands down my favourite posts on this website are the long ones that occur when the gimmick blogs are just bullying each other. Usually ganging up on one gimmick and just absolutely trouncing them. it amuses me greatly
EDIT: getting notifications for this post feels like I have my own personal sitcom. excellent work everyone
never will be a true cactus bitch
alt account list
I will reblog as all my accounts
this is indeed, not a cactus
public service announcement
edit: tags are not a safe place for jayvik slander. i apologize, but i am brutally hyperfixated on them (diagnosed autistic!!) and for the sake of my mental health i try to avoid negative content of them. if you want to hate please don't do it under my post /gen
no Mel bad. Mel fired my boy heimerdinger and is evil
THEY’RE ING THE CAT!!!!!
DEAR GOD NO!!!
NOOOO
i’m going to the cat
don’t fuckin The cat
rat detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector not detected
see I’m not the only one who misidentifies
anon hate
Witty response
Elaboration on your response so I feel justified in bringing this screenshot into the conversation
Statment referring to how this should not be a tag
Deep, thoughtful quote
batshit misinterpretation of the entire exchange
unnecessary addition several months later
gimmick blog addition
Tagging of famous post collectector
An entire paragraph that has nothing to do with the actual post, but the person just wanted to be included
Mentioning how this has nothing to do with the original post
Telling you to go fuck your self as an over reaction
Long and well crafted paragraph that basically says that I did both your parents.
Post stating that I’m an orphan.
Post saying that I just did them that hard
Post doxxing you
post that breaks the chain
death threat towards chain breaker
post that cancels death threat
seething and coping and crying
accidentally reblogs to another blog
accidentally Reblogs to @cactus-detector
I went ahead and gave away 2/3 of my outdoor cactus/succulent collection and bought a smaller metal tray table for my remaining balcony plants. The pics above is my collection before and after my giveaway.
I love my succulents, but I think over the last 4 years, my plant “addiction” went a bit too far. Sometimes you gotta know when to stop and think about what you really want. A sun room/balcony absolutely packed with succulents or a place where you fit a small table and a chair, so you can sit down and enjoy the sun yourself.
I’m pretty happy with my choice so far.
CACTUS!!!K
panera brad
ok controversial but cactus