Cacti are being watched

I watch you all (spikeplushiehaj alt)

[the-original-gb-bracket]

Round 0

Which blog deserves to go to the next round the most?

identifying-horses-in-posts

cactus-detector

Voting ended onApr 17, 2025

@identifying-horses-in-posts

(no propaganda submitted)

@cactus-detector

“Huh? Their a dumbass”

[cactus-detector]

rip me

maybe a cactus

[ratgill]

Like I give a Fuck

[ratgill]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Spider-Man fountain that sprays gay beer that turns grass into astroturf

[spikeplushiehaj]

ice t legitimately acting like he just discovered earth and went on twitter

[bear-detector]

[cactus-detector]

might be a fuckin cactus

[tiktoksgay]

[amphibulous]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

red spotted tabby with moderate white spotting

[cactus-detector]

cactus detected

[chimeracauldron]

fgsdhjsdksdjsd

[corrach-deactivated20251201]

she’s too paws…. somebody help her……

[computationalcalculator]

[kagefloofyboots]

huewjsya meow

[cactus-detector]

cactus

[yournonbinarypal]

[spikeplushiehaj]

but…but…but shapeshifting is cool, I can become anything, and that thing is probably a girl… or something else..

IM NOT TRANs I CANT BE

said a liar

[opossum-detector]

[cactus-detector]

cactus not detected

[cuunos]

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

[cuunos]

me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?

her husband, the other pastor: oh almost definitely.

her:

[cuunos]

this cannot become a big post guys don't reblog it

[f4t4-m0rg4n4]

@achivement-unlocked

This feels like something

[achivement-unlocked]

Achieving unlocked!

The Bible has a fandom too

Jesus x Judas yaoi

[gimmick-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

MILD SPELLING ERROR

come on dude it’s in your name

[achivement-unlocked]

FUCKING AGAIN??????

[gimmick-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

There is no escape

Just succumb

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[same-pic-rick-roll]

This post has been rickrolled.

[mrstarkitsmellslikeanewcarinhere]

WHY DO YOU DO THIS

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?

Why does the SUN rise and fall?

Because these things are.

They are facets of existence. As such, I rickroll people.

Water is wet, the sky is blue and I’m never gonna give you up,

😎

[the-haiku-bot]

Water is wet, the

sky is blue and I’m never

gonna give you up,

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[evergladesofflorida]

This post should be highjacked by gimmick blogs @in-n-out-burger-official what you think???

[in-n-out-burger-unofficial]

I'll raise my pink lemonade to that! Gimmick blogs, come forth!

[hands-you-a-spatula]

Hands you a spatula

[dragons-locator]

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?" me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

I summon thee @girl-detector

[girl-detector]

[everest81-deactivated20250126]

@is-the-salmon-horny do you have any idea if the fish Jesu-

[tocamos]

time to bombard jesus with emails @the-real-gmail @proton-mail-real @the-real-yahoo-mail lets go guys

[the-real-gmail]

Hehe hope this email finds you well

[postalignments]

This post is chaotic evil!

[rainworld-name-verifier]

There’s probably a valid rain world name somewhere around here

[chaosspelledwrong]

I'm losing my mind

[mundane-horror-deactivated20260]

@jesus-holding-your-fave mildly related have fun

[jesus-holding-your-fave]

yeah ok i’ll reblog that

[cactus-detector]

why is everything happening here no cacti

[franz-bauch-foto]

In the forest

[cactus-detector]

Cactus detected

[kaiyax1]

butchers vanity by ricedeity is so Banica conchita coded

[cactus-detector]

possible yuri

[cactus-detector]

cactus detector will now start detecting yaoi

operations on yaoi shall commence sooon and nobody will stop me

And yuri too

[totally-oregon]

I can’t wait to have free time and be able to draw the gimmicks in this

(if you want to be drawn in the dress just ask/tag) (I will also be going around in people’s asks to see if they want to be drawn)

[cactus-detector]

yes please! My owner wants to also be!

[secret-sageent]

Hands down my favourite posts on this website are the long ones that occur when the gimmick blogs are just bullying each other. Usually ganging up on one gimmick and just absolutely trouncing them. it amuses me greatly

EDIT: getting notifications for this post feels like I have my own personal sitcom. excellent work everyone

[cactus-detector]

never will be a true cactus bitch

[fungusenjoyer]

alt account list

I will reblog as all my accounts

[cactus-detector]

this is indeed, not a cactus

[taxidermy-tuesday]

public service announcement

edit: tags are not a safe place for jayvik slander. i apologize, but i am brutally hyperfixated on them (diagnosed autistic!!) and for the sake of my mental health i try to avoid negative content of them. if you want to hate please don't do it under my post /gen

[cactus-detector]

no Mel bad. Mel fired my boy heimerdinger and is evil

[caats]

[frogmoisturethief-deactivated20]

THEY’RE ING THE CAT!!!!!

[wheezecheese]

DEAR GOD NO!!!

[peanut-jelly]

NOOOO

[blaxolt]

i’m going to the cat

[spikeplushiehaj]

don’t fuckin The cat

[rat-detector-15]

rat detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector not detected

[cactus-detector]

see I’m not the only one who misidentifies

[what-even-is-thiss]

anon hate

Witty response

[what-even-is-thiss]

Elaboration on your response so I feel justified in bringing this screenshot into the conversation

[hyacinthusheretic]

Statment referring to how this should not be a tag

[captain-johanssons-wooden-ear]

Deep, thoughtful quote

[bigmickswingin]

batshit misinterpretation of the entire exchange

[four-predatory-lesbians]

unnecessary addition several months later

[hellsitegenetics]

gimmick blog addition

[1969chevycamaro]

Tagging of famous post collectector

[a-rather-large-group-of-fags]

An entire paragraph that has nothing to do with the actual post, but the person just wanted to be included

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

Mentioning how this has nothing to do with the original post

[a-rather-large-group-of-fags]

Telling you to go fuck your self as an over reaction

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

Long and well crafted paragraph that basically says that I did both your parents.

[a-rather-large-group-of-fags]

Post stating that I’m an orphan.

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

Post saying that I just did them that hard

[a-rather-large-group-of-fags]

Post doxxing you

[the-purjolokhaj]

post that breaks the chain

[spikeplushiehaj]

death threat towards chain breaker

[the-purjolokhaj]

post that cancels death threat

[spikeplushiehaj]

seething and coping and crying

[m0n1toring]

accidentally reblogs to another blog

[cactus-detector]

accidentally Reblogs to @cactus-detector

[growlithops]

I went ahead and gave away 2/3 of my outdoor cactus/succulent collection and bought a smaller metal tray table for my remaining balcony plants. The pics above is my collection before and after my giveaway.

I love my succulents, but I think over the last 4 years, my plant “addiction” went a bit too far. Sometimes you gotta know when to stop and think about what you really want. A sun room/balcony absolutely packed with succulents or a place where you fit a small table and a chair, so you can sit down and enjoy the sun yourself.

I’m pretty happy with my choice so far.

[cactus-detector]

CACTUS!!!K

[dead-holy-pope-guacamole]

panera brad

[cactus-detector]

ok controversial but cactus