[screams in bat]

"Goodbye and hello, as always." Ezri - 40+ - North Carolina - Transmasc Genderqueer - parent - wanna be writer - They/Them/Citizen

[voidpaws]

ok anyways. post this beast

[foxonrollerskates]

I HAVE THE OTHER PART TO THIS PHOTO

[decladams]

when the clock is at :45 it’s like. oh i have a whole quarter of the hour left i have so much time this is great and then it hits :47 and you’re like it’s basically :50 which is basically the top of the hour and all my time is wasted forever and ever

[thinkingofausername]

1:45 -> oh neat there's 15 minutes left

1:47 -> yeah no it's 2pm

[kald-dal-art]

Been rewatching the Star Wars movies so some art inspired by that

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[loveridden1999]

fuck it i will figure it out somehow

[hollow-toy]

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

[compassionvi]

*booktok voice* Do you want to read a gay story about two guys who speedrun enemies to lovers, go against their designed nature by being together, who become unstoppable fighting side by side to much dismay of the gods who created them? Do you want to see one of them eaten alive by the grief for his lover when he dies from a godsent sickness? A book about someone fighting so hard for a chance at eternal life that he doesn't notice he is throwing away the precious time he has got, filling it with agony? Well, in the  2100 BCE poem of Gilgamesh-

[mala-taste]

[expressions-of-nature]

Mount Etna, Italy by Bernard M

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[komaedalovemail]

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

[butterfirefly]

for the uninitiated

[portraitoftheoddity]

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I've made this exact post like 3 different times atp but. It's endlessly funny when people (especially tech company people) treat Asimov's three laws as a legit proposed framework for Artificial Intelligence safety when like. Nearly every single Asimov story they're featured in involves something going wrong as a result of a robot trying to follow three three laws in a situation that makes execution of the laws ambiguous or contradictory. They're not a guideline for legit AI programming they're a plot device designed to cause problems due to interacting in weird ways with complicated hypothetical situations!

[rathayibacter]

we've implemented the safety standards from the award-winning These Are Insufficient Safety Standards series of novels!

[divorcedwife]

my role-reversal designs

[pangur-and-grim]

am I the only one who gets this?? like it feels sharp and painful entering your stomach?

[caffeinatedsquirrelfood]

[sourvape-deactivated20251109]

[moniquill]

Yes, I absolutely do accept Must the frog.