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I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via greypaws)

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Fake News for Conservative Dudes

A Shower Thoughts Collection of fake news headlines that would make conservatives scream for 10 hours:

How Millennials are Actually to Blame for Fall of Blockbuster

Unarmed Black Man Kills Cop with Cell Phone

Woman Suing Man She Sexually Assaulted for Child Support

berniesrevolution

zanmor

these ones

lavendermanna

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

libertarian-therapist

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

bogleech

Good.

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officialunitedstates

Dinosaur Parties

marisatomay

y’all ever see a sibling interaction in media and just know….it was written by an only child

xtltokio

It’s weird when sibilings apologize in the movies. Because sibilings only apologize when they did something really really bad, like murder someone or something, otherwise the sibilings just casually start to talk to each other as if nothing had happened.

sandersstudies

Siblings in a movie making up: I’m so sorry I hurt you…you’re not only my sister, you’re my best friend.

Siblings in real life making up: Lmao idk if you’re still mad bitch but look at this meme really quick.

worldcircus

Kind of gives you chills .

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Good Lord, how delicious! I wanna do that! The next time I’m in a cathedral, I’m doing it.

youreyesblazeout

As she stood inside an ancient and empty church in Montefrío, Spain, Malinda Kathleen Reese belted out one of the best Christmas carols of all time-“O Come, O Come Emmanuel” and the end result was just heavenly.

derrieresandcankles

I’m obsessed with this because A. Victorian Christmas Carols B. European Cathedrals C. It’s gorgeous and fuckin choristers are my favorite

carlitos-guey

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do you ever see someone in some quiet intimate moment and suddenly love them so desperately you feel like you’re dying

#like when they pass a mirror and make a face and mess with their hair a little #or when you hear someone singing in their car with the windows rolled up as they drive past you #i don’t know how to express this i just. people are people and it makes me so sad and filled up sometimes

mrrrl

I love seeing grown humans setting about little creative tasks out of boredom and then looking quietly pleased with themselves, like maybe a middle-aged woman on her train home from work manages to make a tower out of empty coffee creamers and gazes at it proudly for a few seconds.

I love seeing other people make the overblown OOPS I FORGOT SOMETHING performance for no-one that most of us do when we have to turn around in the middle of the pavement.

I love seeing stony-faced people in queues unable to contain a smile when a baby looking over its mother’s shoulder in front of them locks eyes and does that astonished stare.

brittascribbles

- when someone is standing in line and they don’t quite dance to the music playing, but you can SEE their head bop and them mouthing the words

- when someone thinks no one’s paying attention and they sing-talk themselves thru a task

- when they laugh or try to hide a laugh when looking at their phone

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- when someone does the thing where they enter another space (such as a supermarket aisle) striding with total purpose, then suddenly forget what they’re doing/looking for, and stop there looking blank for a millisecond while they reboot.

- when people are looking for scissors, in their home or in a store, and they make the scissors gesture with their non-dominant hand as an aid to remind them what they’re doing.

- when automatic social interactions glitch, like when you tell a waiter that you hope he enjoys his food too, or tell the stranger on the phone that you love them.

- the hand gesture people make when they’re thinking at their computer, not typing, and their elbow rests on the table, and they feel the edge of their fingernail with their thumb. This is such a lovely little gesture and to my knowledge I have never seen it in fiction. You’d think it would come up all the time in fic.

- when you’re sharing an experience with a complete stranger (like watching a seagull throw up in public, or waiting for a late train) and you make eye contact, and some comment to each other, and then you guys are, like, ALLIES now. Like you would willingly ride to war to save them. You can’t make eye contact again, but you are very aware of them.

- just evidence of other people’s rich, baffling and complex inner lives.

liquidlightning

i love watching couples or friends walking in tandem. i love seeing when they make each other laugh

kydonic

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do

edgebug

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

badgerofthebarricades

odinsblog

Therese Patricia Okoumou. Patriot.

the-penandpaper

UPDATE December 6,2018 @odinsblog

odinsblog

It is a very rare thing for me to disagree so hard with a progressive Black woman, but Therese Patricia Okoumou IS a hero. And she certainly did not let anyone down. Fighting for young children who were being caged and separated from their parents is never ever the wrong thing to do. What she did—resisting Trump and publicly speaking truth to power—required great courage. Okoumou is a hero and an activist. A social justice warrior in the truest sense of the word.

After repeatedly reaching out to the mainstream media and asking them to continue covering her story, she is being ignored by them now. But remember: they were happy to use her when she was the hot story and good for ratings. Now they apparently cannot be bothered to interview her, or call out the injustice of her impending imprisonment. (#WhiteFeminism)

If anyone knows of any lawyer or anyone who might be able to help Therese Patricia Okoumou with her appeals process, please reach out to her on her Twitter account.

markv5

Ниндзя-кошки, которые могут все

adhdo5

“Ninja cats that can do anything”

sociopathindisguise

May I add

teathattast

the holy grail

processintegrated

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

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garbage-empress

Blonde woman on Fox News: And millenials aren’t paying their debts, I mean look at this guy - $50,000 in student loans from Purdue and making $25,000 a year. If he just buckled up and paid for only two years, he’d be loan free! But he’s still deferring! Oh I’m sorry Mr. Special Snowflake, no one told you when you were getting your degree in “Sensitivity Studies” that you would have to pay for it. Look, all I’m asking is, and I know this may not be “politically correct” - how long are we as a society going to put up with these millenial debtors before we send Men’s Rights Activists to kill them? And that’s - The Tea.

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