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There once was a man trying to make a point about the kitchen. "The sink!" He said "the sink is the single most important thing in the kitchen! It washes, it provides drinking water! It helps you prepare all of your meals and cleans your dishes for you after! The sink is the most important!"

"However," said a stranger coming through the crowd "you are forgetting about the countertop. It holds everything in the kitchen together. You prepare your food and serve your food ON the countertop. Even your prescious sink would have no where to be if it weren't for the countertop!"

The man was stunned. He wasn't prepared for a counterargument

keepcalmandcarriefischer

I wrote this joke in a sleep deprived rage and its one of the best pieces of writing I have ever produced

muppet-sex

kaijuno

byteofsoup

Imagine you're so small and cold and scared but there's smaller ones that are smaller and colder and more scared. I'm going to cry

swankyangles

Speaking of design in general, not necessarily graphic design, my wife sent me the most unhinged multi-level pun of a cosplay I've ever seen.

It's Memphis Pyramid Head

randomencounters

Encounter: Memphis Pyramid Head

wordfather

shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you're so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things

lastoneout

CinemaWins once said "Every movie, with very little exception, is someone's favorite, I like to find out why." and that sentence alone is worth more than every single thing the CinemaSins guys have ever created.

guooey

Gupitaro being smushed

guooey

now see him normal

whatcoloristhatcat

red mackerel tabby with low white spotting

technofeudalism

mouth-less

vitabreva

evilwizard

your honor, i maintain that the prosecution’s video is being played in reverse. in actuality i came upon a village that was already on fire and sucked up all the flames into my special magic wand. i then moonwalked in the wrong direction for some reason

weirdmageddon

wheres the gif of link opening a treasure chest barefoot and he kicks like an idiot it and hurts himself its so goddam funny

weirdmageddon

it’s like what were you expecting lmao

meefling

Have u seen what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

galactic-polywag

No I have not what happens when u crouch and open a chest from the side

weirdmageddon

i tried it in my game and made it a gif for your convenience

hogwartsfemme-deactivated-deact

LINK WHY

lordmogatron

He is the HERO of TIME

Not the SMART of STUFF

zelda-heritage-posts

Zelda Heritage Post

wanderlust-farm

I'm glad I only get recommended the important news

pigeon-god

for reference this was a past setup

punished-venom-solitair-e

sunflowerbutch

fake geek girl accusations have always been stupid and misogynistic and racist but the absurdity is really Highlighted when it's megan. megan thee stallion. lying about liking anime for men's approval. to impress whom, jeffrey? tyler, is megan thee stallion so worried about attracting you that she's faking her interests in her own songs? her own chart-topping songs? hunter, are you feeling ok? preston? zachary, do you need a cold wash cloth? how many fingers am i holding up austin

adulthumanproblem-deactivated20

machine-saint

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

madnessofmen

wait it gets better

foone

The problem with my polycule is that I've got a wolfgirl GF and a goatboy BF and I'm carrying this cabbage so it's basically impossible to cross rivers