Ohia friends.

If a guy unfriends you for sucking his dick, then you didn't need that negativity in your life anyways. Dank memes and broken dreams.  18 || Female || Hella Ace || Leo || INTJ || 6w5 || proudly indecisive between Gryffindor and Slytherin || Knight of Breath

[ufolliegy]

brand new pikmin character his name is newport and he loves cigarettes look for him in pikmin 5 and 6

[bright-moksha]

[zeitgeistluvr]

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

[rectumvsmicrowave]

[kiwi-smug-silvalina]

[kipp-your-secrets]

[destructoray]

[airmetsierra]

[cryptid-sighting]

[druidspell]

•$2000 stimulus: has to go through Congress, not executive order. In progress.

•$50k student loan relief: this one he could do with an order, because Dept of Ed is executive branch. Get on it.

•No kids in cages: has to get through the courts—which Cheeto Mussolini loaded with unqualified fascists; one executive order already stopped by a court in Texas. Working on it.

•$15 minimum wage: has to go through Congress, not executive order. Working on it.

PLEASE. I am BEGGING YOU. Learn how the US government actually works.

It took 4 years of the last shithead in office to fuck things up so dramatically that the world couldn’t ignore it anymore, and 240 years for it to get to the point where 45 even could become the chief executive of this shithole. It will take more than the 5 weeks 1 day (as of this post on 02/25/2021) that Biden has been in office for things to be fixed.

[callmearcturus]

Yesterday I saw people angry at My Socialist Grandpa, Bernie, begging him not to remove the 15$ increase from the COVID bill. This is not his decision: the Senate parliamentarian (a nonpartisan rules lawyer for the senate) said the wage increase is outside the purview of the budget reconciliation. And honestly I was expecting that because they’re uh kind of right unfortunately.

This means 15$ wage is going to have to be its own bill. That’s a massive problem because the GOP and like four moderate Dems don’t want to pass it. And we need something like 60 votes to pass it anyway bc fucking Manchin and Sinema don’t want to kill the filibuster.

Anyone who has a moderate dem senator should blow up their phones. Esp if you got Manchin and Sinema. Tell them to stop being precious and get shit done.

[everythingfox]

Majestic cat

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[daystobestholliday]

There are 299 days until HALLOWEEN

[haloless--angel]

if you're protesting, please be careful

[captain-i-don-t-even-know-posts]

Remove Amber Heard from Aquaman 2

If you're upset at Amber Heard for falsely accusing Johnny Depp of abusing her, all while abusing him, please consider signing this petition to have her removed from her role in Aquaman!

[bluelvyofficial]

[lizawithazed]

the best part is a whole bunch of artists took him up on it so there’s just an entire thread of Grunkle Stan face-punching nazis and it’s beautiful

[transfaer]

Unrelated, but entirely needed.

[yanerdyboylloyd]

My friend @curzec got hers signed by Alex not too long ago!

[curzec]

Sure did! Here’s the saga

Original drawing

Redrawn version signed!

[onyx-was-here]

MIGHT I ADD THAT THE PINES FAMILY IS CANONICALLY JEWISH!!! YOU PUNCH THAT NAZI STAN YOU PUNCH HIM RIGHT IN HIS UGLY FACE

[yoeoy]

[acnhmedlilove]

My absolute favourite thing about Animal Crossing is when a villager blind sides you by coming out with something so profound you feel like you need to put the game down and stare at the wall for an hour. 

[sporesgalaxy]

when u rewatch something you watched a lot when you were younger and Notice Some Things

[captain-i-don-t-even-know-posts]

Fun fact: Star-Fire's sister turned me gay

[elonmuskisabitch]

woody allen’s wiki page was open to edit

[elonmuskisabitch]

like to charge, reblog to cast

[captain-i-don-t-even-know-posts]

I don't know anything about Woody Allen. Why are we cursing him?

[marauders4evr]

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

[marauders4evr]

#raises hand #i dont understand #please explain? 

In order for disabled people to receive any sort of financial assistant for their housing, food, bills, medical supplies, etc., they cannot ever have more than $2,000 of resources to their name. Ever.

It doesn’t matter what it’s for.

You’re saving up for a new wheelchair?

For college?

To put a downpayment on a house?

Hell man, you just happen to budget for once in your life so that you can have some extra money in case something bad happens?

Your benefits immediately get cut off if you’re a cent over $2,000.

And, even worse, you usually end up having to pay back every dollar the government gave you that month.

So say you get $400. If they find out you’re twenty dollars over the resource limit, you have to give them all $400 back and you undergo an investigation of your funds to see if you will continue getting money.

“What if I spend the money that day?”

Doesn’t matter. In fact, from what I can tell, people who do this are actually put under investigation for fraud.

And yes, this system literally kills people.

[locuas642]

Remember when “Guardians of the Galaxy” came out? one of Rocket Racoon’s creators, Bill Mantlo, suffered an accident in 1992 and has irreparable brain damage.

before the movie came out, Marvel gave him an exclusive preview screening. SOme people were upset because they felt if Marvel was really wanted to thank mantlo, they should have donated money to Mantlo’s family.

Bill Mantlo’s brother had to come out and explain: If Marvel gave them monetary aid, Bill Mantlo would lose his financial assistance.

[rootbeergoddess]

That’s so utterly depressing.

[sushinfood]

disgusting

[beeskeepony]

I have friends on welfare who won’t pick up a penny in the street because they’d risk the welfare they struggled to get for 10 years.

[raenboow]

oh look another fucked up thing in this world. let’s just add it to the list. number 63858b

[luvtonique]

My brother has been on California State SSI for autism for the last 10 years, and he absolutely has to (no joke, HAS TO) spend all 720 bucks of his SSI every month, because if he puts it in the bank he risks losing his SSI altogether.

Sometimes, at the end of the month, he has no idea what to do with his money because the whole month went by and he still has 400-ish bucks in his account, and he fucking panics because he doesn’t want to get anywhere near 2,000.

And here’s the funnest part of the story!

One day he did a huge commission on Second Life and wound up earning 1500 bucks off of it, and he told the guy to donate it 500 bucks at a time over 3 months. The guy didn’t want to, and just donated all 1500, which put my brother at 2,036 bucks.

The state IMMEDIATELY (I’m talking less than an hour) called him up to tell him over the phone that they were canceling his SSI, because they noticed he had gone over the 2,000 buck threshold. He had to tell them that someone had made a charitable donation to him and that this was not a common occurrence in any way shape or form, and upon not believing him, my mother had to call to talk to them as his legal caretaker and say basically the same thing until they called off the cancellation of his SSI money.

He also had to cancel his renter’s assistance because it put him to 1,062 a month, so if he went 30 days without spending any money they’d cancel his SSI altogether. Like, none of us in the family have any fucking clue why that regulation is in place and it’s the stupidest shit in human history.

Please, legal side of Tumblr, tell me what positive reasoning this law has?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Happy 4th of July everyone! This is what the “nation of opportunity” looks like.

[xfirecorex]

There’s something called an ABLE account that can help. If you are on SSI and were diagnosed as disabled before the age of 26 you can apply for an ABLE account that will allow you to save up to $99,000. More people need to know about this!

[strawbebbynya]

thank you so much for this information. i’m applying for an abled account right now

[viostormcaller]

THERES A WHAT

OH GOD BLESS THE SHIT OUTTA YOU YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FREAKED OUT OVER THIS I WAS

[septic-dr-schneep]

I’ve been looking into SSI; I had no idea about this!

[perksofbeingdisabled]

Read till the end for the important info

[whatevercomestomymind]

Reblog to literally save a disabled person’s life

[comradekatara]

do u think that mai knew where she ever really stood w/ ty lee before the incident at the boiling rock… or did she always assume, out of bitterness perhaps, out of cynicism, or envy, that she would always be second-best to azula, that no matter how much ty lee loved her, she would always prioritize azula. and her face of utter shock when she realizes that that’s not the case, that it never was…. 

in that moment, ty lee is choosing mai. neither azula nor mai remotely anticipated that. they’re both utterly flabbergasted by this turn of events. ty lee always keeps her cards close to her chest—so close, in fact, that people don’t even assume she’s hiding anything at all. but this moment is so revealing. it’s a brazen declaration of love.

[captain-i-don-t-even-know-posts]

PSA: I would literally die for Ty Lee.

Thank you.

[godwisheshewereme]

[heavensghost]

I kinda need a hug but I’d rather DIE than let anyone know I am a human being that desperately craves intimacy