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lesbianhallieparker

so real

dankmemeuniversity

sickfake

yeah i’m beautiful but where is my mental stability???

birdrhetorics

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

bartok-not-bartalk

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

jedda-martele

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

philosopherking1887

And your tuba

sirkrabs

did she lie? no

moki-dokie

This is such a millennial/gen x mood holy fuck

unpopular

Jeff Lee Johnson’s paintings. The more you look the images the more you see.

bookgeekgrrl

https://jeffleejohnson.com/horror-gallery.html

i-wanna-do-something

there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

queerlyillogical

[Image ID: a screenshot of a tweet by Giselle (@giselledraws) that reads: “A marine biologist I know signs his emails off with "Best fishes," and this pleases me enormously.” End ID.]

shes-a-maslaniac

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

princessmo

mike's hard past couple of months

hickeywiththegoodhair

mike’s unprecedented times

funnytwittertweets

xenosagaepisodeone

promethiae

If you like the wellerman, try on this classic

any-open-eye-deactivated2022071

this is a pathologic ass song

rosslynpaladin

The Chemical Worker’s Song. Not far off our current days’ wage slave experience. I’m telling you, you need Union Songs.

Sailors aboard a ship used to hum to warn the captain they were THIS close to a mutiny and didn’t like conditions AT ALL. Because humming was something others could keep doing when you stopped. Anyone comes close you stop, but the hum of the rest keeps on and they can’t prove who, exactly, is doing it.

Just saying.

fuckyeahnaturalphilosophy

Sea shanties are a gateway drug to work/labour songs of all kinds, labour songs always end up including union songs, and that’s how you end up extremely hardcore for organised labour.

And if people want more information, this particular song is called “The Chemical Worker’s Song (Process Man)”, written by the Canadian folk group Great Big Sea.

Sea shanties and labour songs are an active tradition! Are you pissed? Sing about it.

trisshawkeye

The Chemical Worker’s Song is iconic (and in fact a longtime staple of UK LARP filk!) but while Great Big Sea did a cover of it, it was in fact written by Ron Angel in the UK, in 1964. Originally called the ICI Song, it referred to the grim working conditions in an Imperial Chemical Industries factory in north-east England.

catasters

sandersstudies

Completely unironically this is one of my new favorite pieces of literature

officialunitedstates

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

kydonic

cute gender neutral things to call ur partner

the big bean

industrial sized jar of peanut butter

left boob

a literal bee

paper towel

valtsv

having fangs may not be a ‘‘‘necessary’’’ or ‘‘‘wise’’’ addition to my physiology but it would be very, very sexy and therefore i think i deserve them regardless,