Fuck, My Bad

I'm Carson, or Caz. I'm a Fucking Idiot® and so's my humor

[hydro-homies]

Don’t buy other stuff

[nerdgasrnz]

[solitairians]

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[lexa-el-amin]

truer words have never been spoken (x)

[hairythotter]

wise words by aunt freckle

[natalieironside]

One time I was DMing a campaign where the players walked into that tavern every campaign has and one of the patrons was a Mindflayer wearing a very bad human disguise who insisted his name was Johnald Humanman. And they were just like "Oh, okay. Well, that's his business" and didn't interact with Johnald Humanman at all.

[natalieironside]

I planned for a lot of eventualities but I never planned for a D&D party being polite

[dwarf-scum]

I once had a DM tell us that we completed a quest line about 3 sessions earlier than he expected because we got told by a group of lizardfolk that “nobody goes to that part of the swamp” and all went “huh, ok! Thanks for the warning” and just didn’t go

[slashrawr]

I played Exalted with a brilliant player who subverted at least six boss/miniboss battles by whipping out his tea set, being super charming, and begging people to sit down and have tea before they fought.

Following his example, I have dipped the party out of at least three fights in my current 5e campaign by simply greeting NPCs with "Well howdy!"

[deeemrefs]

That type of character is one of the most frustrating ones for a DM. It's the same BS as the whole "Bard seduces the dragon" thing and there's a reason many DMs ban it. There is a balance between solving puzzles and encounters through clever means, and just sticking a middle finger to all the work the DM did with technicalities of the game. I feel for that DM, I would have had a private talk with that player after the first, MAYBE second time, but SIX? Jesus.

[natalieironside]

I fundamentally disagree. I love it when the players buy into the fantasy and start making the decisions their characters would make. To build on my original example, we were doing a Stormwrack campaign and all of these characters were pirates and wanted criminals so I really should've been expecting "Well I won't ask any questions if you won't" as a likely response. "But I did all this work planning :(" is a valid complaint but not really a valid criticism b/c in my opinion the game should be about collaborative storytelling where everybody gets to do a thing, it's not the Natalie Show starring Natalie.

I finally forced them to interact with Johnald Humanman the normal human by having him hitch a ride on their ship. It was hilarious.

[nickyandmikey]

when two musicians sing into the same microphone and lean in very close to each other… like omg are you guys gonna kiss now to relieve the homoerotic tension?😳

[nickyandmikey]

THIS IS NOT ABOUT ONE DIRECTION I DON’T KNOW WHO THIS “HARRY” PERSON IS GO WATCH BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND CLARENCE CLEMONS KISS ON STAGE RIGHT NOW

[irrelevantlyvalid]

op is the only valid person i’ve ever met. everyone else needs to come to the light

[chokolattejedi]

Okay, but this is really important: Bruce Springsteen occupied this really weird place in music history. His songs were all from this pessimistic, nihilistic view of an America that had let him down:

Just like the anti-Vietnam War protest songs that we associate with the 1960s, or the early nihilism that spawned punk music in the 1970s. But he didn’t *sound* like a punk anarchist; he sounded like a country rock singer. When he released Born in the U.S.A. people completely misinterpreted (or possibly ignored) the lyrics in favor of the tone of the music.

Politicians used his music to promote their ‘Murica Yes! brand, and he had to literally explain that that was not what he was about. He’s over here asking when we’re going to have jobs and heathcare, not stanning the politicians who weren’t helping the people.

It was also kind of a big deal that he had an integrated band, because even as late as the 1980s music was still kind of segregated and MTV was straight up racist. They refused to play and promote black artists and then claimed that were no black artists in the first place. Michael Jackson’s record company had to threaten a boycott of their white artists to get MTV to play his Thriller video.

Plus, the first black/white interracial kiss on TV was in 1968 (OG Star Trek). Also it took us until the 70s to get sympathetic gay characters on screen, and the 90s to get gay characters to kiss onscreen. And all of those firsts were met with outrage.

So keep that in mind when you see Bruce Springsteen not just playing with an interracial band, but engaging in an interracial, gay kiss on stage repeatedly.

Passages from American Popular Music by Larry Starr and Christopher Waterman

[executeness]

I used to think that Bruce and Clarence kissing onstage was exuberance, showmanship, and telling racist homophobes to fuck off. Like, they picked up a certain kind of audience and went “Racist homophobes? Not in our house!” And started the kissing then but then I actually looked it up and

https://www.gq.com/story/this-fucked-me-up-bruce-springsteen-singing-about-clarence-clemons

It was a story where… we remade the city. We remade the city, shaping it into the kind of place where our friendship and our love for one another wouldn’t have been such an exceptional thing. - Bruce Springsteen

It wasn’t about showmanship or rejecting bigots or anything it was just. Damn right that was one of the loves of his life and damn right he was going to kiss him onstage

It gets me a little that Bruce has had a divorce, that he’s been married twice, but he loved Clarence for the rest of Clarence’s life and will presumably love him the rest of his own

Clemons said in one interview. “Bruce and I looked at each other and didn’t say anything, we just knew. We knew we were the missing links in each other’s lives. He was what I’d been searching for.” In another version of the story, Clemons says “He looked at me, and I looked at him, and we fell in love.”

I’m having some emotions about it!

“He was elemental in my life,“ Springsteen adds, “and losing him was like losing the rain.”

Not just! I love you pure and deep and true but! I am going to love you like that in front of the whole damn world!

We have fewer narratives about taking risks and making statements for platonic love rather than romantic and supposedly it would be easier to downplay this onstage than romance and! They refused! They fucking refused! In front of hundreds of thousands of people, over the course of years! In the spotlight, in word and deed, I love you!

God I’m not okay about it

[himbodiaz]

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

[hmslusitania]

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

[tevankinkley]

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[faerytale-wings]

My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.

People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.

[tungledotfuck]

Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??

[torturelabyrinth]

Every time i see a post or tweet about twilight being gay culture or hilarious I just think about how the Quileute tribe of Washington had to set up a website specifically to combat racist misinformation that was being spread about their history and customs by stephenie meyer. Like she really just took an existing group of people with millennia of actual history and an actual mythos and culture and then just made shit up to fit her sexy mormon abstinence only tract

[particles-and-sweet-electrons]

Donate to help the Quileute Nation move their culture and community center to higher ground now that climate change is threatening their current infrastructure.

[guerrillatech]

[the-barn-rat]

So they agree, commuting hours are work hours

If anybody’s employer starts talking like this make them pay you for your commute lol

[captain-snark]

“alright then, by my calculations you owe me in commute back pay about--”

“wait wait wait”

[taumoeba]

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

[captaingondolin]

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on an amv in 240p on youtube in 2009 and that i can only re-listen on youtube because it tastes better there

[funny-tik-toks]

[brucebocchi]

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

[sexedinthecity]

[5typesoftrash]

THIS IS THAT GUY WHO CUT HIS OWN SALARY TO 0 DURING THE PANDEMIC TO RAISE THE WAGE FOR HIS WORKERS AND MAINTAIN THEIR BENEFITS YOU GO WHITE BOY

[gay-impressionist]

Obsessed by this statue I saw today in Le Havre (France) from the Italian sculptor Fabio Viale. The design isn't painted on... The ink is injected inside the marble like a real tattoo. And if I remember correctly what the guide said, it took the artist three weeks to do just that.

How stunning is this

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

Okay folks what absolutely ridiculous hill should I die on today

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

Found the hill

[queen-breha-organa-archived-dea]

The whole picture wouldn’t fit so here’s the full edit, it took me 10 while minutes

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Stay woke y'all

[kingofthepitt]

#me: haha #also me: 🤡

[fiere-violet]

[novelvoid]

“Friend.”

[jesusisababey]

What, you don’t beg for kisses and have sex dreams about ur old school friends? Pfft, grow up 😤

[ginkobirchfalls]

An addition

[valeria2067]

Just bros being bros!

[indieninja92]

sorry that bit about “piano music has the advantage of not containing any words” imagine puting chopin through google translate and it comes out blasting montero