Han

a plathian disaster

[esqueletosgays]

THE MASQUE OF THE RED DEATH (1964)

Director: Roger Corman Cinematography: Nicolas Roeg

[mcaelius]

who up blurring the lines between shameful fascination and perverse desire

[absurdlyvintage]

you were gone two years

[captainbingpot]

and now i’m back.

[mcaelius]

who up blurring the lines between shameful fascination and perverse desire

[kelvintimeline]

[lesbianshepard]

lmao

[yourladyindank]

It took two entire hours???

[true-king-of-monsters]

I heard British traffic is shit, so that explains it.

[yourladyindank]

Ah yeah, tube was probably late

[rosiewitchescottage]

I wasn’t a fan of hers. Far from it.

The working class North of England had little to thank her for.

But she was a very strong woman. Plus she was our first woman Prime Minister.

Apparently these are only things to celebrate if it’s a woman with the right views, though. 🙄

[lesbianshepard]

[doggosource]

thinkin

[iamoutofideas]

I will consider this suggestion

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[nflstreet]

[modogoblin]

[pictures-of-dogs]

hi

[tobirama-seppuku]

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[fortangel]

No but my dad actually did this at McDonalds in the 70s!

So here’s a true story: my father, sometime in the 70s was looking for his first job. He went to the local McDonalds and told the staff, [manager’s name] said I was supposed to start today. They took his word for it and started training him and by the time the manager saw him and asked who he was, people just said “oh that’s the new guy.”

Somehow this actually worked. My dad worked there for a couple of years as a cook. He even won an award plaque which he had on the wall until the day he died.

[trilllizard666]

Confidence Helps

[advanced-procrastination]

Me, walking into FBI Headquarters:

“Name’s Burt Macklin, I work here now.”

[soratayuya]

You can’t let this be lost in the tags

[cowbot-lumberjane-deactivated20]

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[balaclava-trismegistus]

posting from duloc

[scp-3466-remade]

[chewbacca]

🌼 [source: motherthemountain on instagram]

[thyrell]

vibe test came back negative :(

[cowgirlmilkers]

6/10 post. The joke hits but it’s not that funny.

[thyrell]

what the fuck

[ratingpostsbasedonhowmanydragons]

0/10. no dragons

[thyrell]

im right fucking here

[royalbelial]

When I die…

… plant catnip on my grave. I want to be visited by lots and lots of cats.