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[thatbitchwhowritesstuff]

happy pride. gay pirates hour <3

BS Textposts collection part 9 of ?

[max-nolastname]

billy's pov is kinda funny if you think about it.....he's someone who really doesnt get all the hype around sex, romantic love and erotic desire yet time and time again he sees the brightest, most cunning and cutthroat minds of his generation succumb to it. no wonder he's so frustrated all the time. i would be to if my fucking crew, captain and quartermaster kept getting distracted by dubiously consensual workplace romances....like lock in divas!!

[headcanonthings]

[shrimpquoter]

sounds about right

[soup-mother]

I love when Wikipedia gives u a map of where something maritime occured. Thank u that's very enlightening.

[real-language-facts]

the English tribe has no word for "not a virgin". this must mean that the Englishes are an ever virginal peoples who never felt the touch of another

[diacetylm0rphine-android]

i think its cool that saying you don't believe in something can mean you're ideologically averse to it as well as literally not believing it exists. I don't believe in ghosts (politically opposed to them but they're definitely real)

[markovchaingang]

new report finds that over 30% of uranium in nuclear power plants is lost via engineers having a little bite when they think nobody's watching

[markovchaingang]

the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it

[cataclysmicdisaster]

maybe they wanted tea when you offered, but changed their mind once the tea was there

Or theyre unconscious

[captainflintsbaldhead]

Unconscious people don't want tea

[commodoresays]

[noknowshame]

Hennessy has to know who Flint is, right? Like, besides probably having heard the “Mr. Flint” story before, it wouldn’t have just gone unnoticed that four months after disowning and ostracizing your son (basically) in a scandal involving pirates in Nassau, the most feared pirate in Nassau in a generation suddenly comes into existence. I certainly hope he knows. I hope every time news came from the West Indies it kept him up at night - hearing the words profane and loathsome, and realizing that he was right about the rage James could be capable of when driven to it.

[chamerionwrites]

#ohhhh i hope he knew#i hope he knew IMMEDIATELY#i hope he connected the dots#james was SO devoted to the plan to bring nassau back into the english fold and i hope hennessy knew how equal and opposite#flint’s devotion was. to keep nassau free from the influence of england because FUCK england thats why#i hope he knows how badly he fucked up. if he didnt realise how much of an asset james was before i hope he realised retroactively.#that he realised how much of a threat an angered james mcgraw was and realised that maybe it would have been better to keep such a#powerful and driven and unyeildingly loyal man on their side instead of actively turning him against them#i hope he mourned. for the man james had been and the man that hennessy helped turn him into.#i hope every time news came of another act by the pirate james flint that hennessy remembered a 10 year old boy - bright eyed and quick#on the uptake and smarter and more charismatic than two thirds of the ruling class. a boy with loyalty written into his very bones.#i hope he remembered a young james mcgraw every time he heard the name captain flint.#& i hope he knows that he’s a significant part of the reason that that loyal and bright little boy became the most feared man on the ocean.

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[normalmammal]

it’s ok because I can pretend it is and reality is subjective

[normalmammal]

[thatbitchwhowritesstuff]

in the club straight up thinking about James Flint. he would have hated it in here

[captainflintsbaldhead]

[fagflint]

silver is so fuckable in s2 bc flint wants to fuck him. he pressed that dude against the wall and put a knife to his throat and found out he was actually being smart and his dick got naturally hard for the first time in 10 years. the only reason he didnt proposition silver is bc he knows silver is a liar and a thief and could 100% blackmail him so instead flint allows there to be this very thick sexual tension in the hopes that Silver will crack and do something about it. alas. silver is insane.

[fagflint]

guy who is rediscovering what it feels like to be actually sexually aroused after ten years of pure grief and rage

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[helicalsymmetry]

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

[dickstolebyanalien]

i'll show you yours if you show me mine