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[captscout]

Chicago pope said that Jesus is trapped inside of Canva and we have to get him out

[hellostranger1961]

mother clap's molly house @ national theatre, 2001

[fallout-lou-begas]

it's finally that time of the year again for the clinically depressed newscaster describing february with disco elysium music

[fallout-lou-begas]

what is the single best line in this video

it's a month that doesn't hold up life any better than it really is

something great happened here but it's over with and that's the way february is

like the desperate flinging off of something that's not true anymore

the expedition is getting desperate. people are throwing things aside

this looks like a place where people who are being punished are sent

nobody is tap dancing or breaking into a rogers and hammerstein song

theyre just barely able to get across the street and hunker over a bowl of chili

most of the birds who can afford it have flown to florida

it's as if there's some awful truth out there in the trees

something that's been bothering you for a long time is out there. what is it?

to hide the bleakness of feb., man invented valentine's day. also mardi gras.

what other month can host a holiday designed to remind us we're all gonna die?

Voting ended onFeb 11

character limit forced me to paraphrase

[malibuklaus]

[theesteppenwolf]

"Oh! And, gendarme. One last thing…" "About that question you asked earlier. It reminded me of a certain poem that you might appreciate…"

STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - "It was written by a young communard who was killed on the barricades during the Coalition landings. The story goes that he wrote it on the last night of his life, keeping watch from the barricades in the middle of the night. I don't have the whole thing committed to memory, but there's a line in it I think about sometimes."

YOU - "What's the line?"

STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - "In dark times, should the stars also go out?"

"Anyway, goodnight to you."

[littlegreen]

when can we get a yuri slop sports show. about idk volleyball. or something

[lettenho]

how do you feel about professional wrestling

[anevermadebed]

MOST of my problems could be solved by carly rae jepsen cut to the feeling. the rest will have to be solved by carly rae jepsen run away with me.

[joy-haver]

My wife said “your tits have come along nicely….its been fun watching them grow. Oh, and also you as a person.”

[captscout]

✨️Making a little reintroduction post bc I'm trying to be more present here✨️

Hi I'm Scout! (formerly @simpmasterv2) I'm just a guy who likes reading homoerotic subtext in old tv shows and looking at cool art. I love making art myself when I can. When I can't, I'm thinking about making gay people kiss and putting them in situations.

Things I always love: Star Trek, MASH, Interview with the Vampire, Dropout, movies (rec me something!!)

Things I really love right now: Kingdom Come Deliverance, Pro Wrestling (mainly AEW), and The Pitt

TBD on how active I'll end up being, but you can always catch me over on Bsky!

[peter-pantomime]

When F Scott Fitzgerald said “they slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered,” he was talking about BJ and Hawkeye

[loopnoid]

when i wake up, remind me to give you a kiss

(commission for @bardengarde <3)

some alts under the cut!

a closeup version!

and a slightly different color palette i also liked

i still can't decide which one i prefer 😅

[vatilu]

my favorites forever <3

without texture stuff

[andruillus]

k/s wip

[just-an-evil-immortal]

I think that Garak is nonbinary in the way that in his head, he's too old to be nonbinary so he's just kind of a fag

[garaks-padded-bra]

yes exactly and there is no universe in the infinite number of universes where he explores that

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[helix-22]

uhura sketch ^^

[onionchess]

I haven't touched watercolors for six years because of "not my material", but then the chance turned up so nicely

and I even like it 🥴