RETIRED

this is all entirely roleplay

[honeyduet]

Am I the only one that watches shoplifting videos where people get caught.

[doyouevenliftbro]

If this ain’t me

[swiperelzorro-blog]

Everyone lifting should be doing this.

[tht-liftingbaddie-blog]

Me ahahahahha

[bjorkluv]

a list of self care things u should lift if u dont have them already

-CHAPST1CK!! most of the time people dont remember to put on chapstick and they walk around with crusty lips!! i promise u moisturized, healthy lips can impact ur mood 110% -LOTION!! god. girl nobody wants ashy knees & elbows ok!! make sure to keep ur body glowing! -A CHEMICAL EXFOLIATOR. alright yall, i know what ur thinking, “i have an exfoliator with beads in it, im fine!!” but NO! abrasive exfoliators typically over exfoliate ur skin, leaving u with microscopic cuts all over urself, letting bacteria get in the scratches and causes acne! if u have acne, abrasive exfoliators irritate ur acne, making it worse!! chemical exfoliators make sure ur ONLY getting rid of ur dead layer of skin, and gently exfoliates, so u dont get acne. make sure to exfoliate every night before u go to bed, after ur done washing ur face with ur fave cleanser! -oil cleansers! OH MY GOD. never use that micellular water shit for ur face! its proven to cause cancer !! oil cleansers make sure to get down and dirty into ur makeup, cleaning it off thoroughly!! if you have oily skin, you wont break out from oil cleansers, either! they leave ur skin feeling hydrated and glowing at the end of every wash. make sure to wash ur face with a foam cleanser afterwards! -WITCH HAZEL!!!!!!!!! by FAR the best toner ive ever used. witch hazel gets rid of any acne in the first few uses. its all natural too! a huge bottle that’ll last u like… half a year goes for around $6! (lift that shit anyways honey!) gotta love nature - comfy socks. no explanation needed. u just need comfy socks to pull off at the end of a rough night (of lifting!) when u get into bed. i nutted just thinking about it - MAKEUP! it doesnt matter what gender, age, etc u are! makeup, from a simple concealer, to a full out caked up face really helps u fight ur insecurities!! dont forget to wash it off every night though or ull be crying the second u wake up from all the new pimples on ur face - Q TIPS. OH MY GOD YALL! q tips are good for literally everything! u can never go wrong with them - SUNSCREEN! as the sun literally roasts us alive, make sure to wear sunscreen so u dont get skin cancer ! just a little reminder that u should ALWAYS have sunscreen on no matter what season it is!! - A REALLY GOOD SCENTED CANDLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! a good scented candle adds personality to ur room and it really lets u relax!!!

i missed so much so ill probably make a pt2 soon >:) have fun lifting!

[caramelhoemo]

Me: *does the "What's In My Bag?" challenge on YouTube*

Also Me: *goes to jail*

[lifterlove]

So my rent is past due and my power was shut off this morning. I need at least $1600 for both and I have….. about $500 barely I’m not posting them for everyone to see because that’s obviously a dumb stupid idiot idea on lift blogs (I see y'all posting personal links in your lift blogs and I’m extremely disappointed and scared for you) but if anyone could possibly help out, message me for my paypal and cash.me links I hate begging but I’m also on probation right now for lifting and have a court date coming up and cannot really afford to go out and lift things to boost. I’ve also already got just about everything I own in the pawn shop right now and idk how I’m even gonna be able to pay the loans on those So seriously, if anyone could help me out at all please message me. I can write fanfic or just stories in general, I can make large peelers and cross stitch projects, I’ll let you walk across my back with 8 inch stilettos just shoot me a message literally anything helps. If a quarter of my followers sent me $1 I’d be close enough to what I need that I can overdraft my account for the rest but I really need some help here

[lifting-nihilist-blog]

When I’m lifting and an lp starts following me I get all offended like “wtf I’m a innocent 17 yr old girl get off my back I’m not stealing shit” even though I am lifting??

[beaniebooster-deactivated201708]

When dressing room attendents count my items: “How DARE you treat me like the common theif I am!”

[heavenlylifter]

omg same I always get righteously offended and later think “wait…”

[dontbeep]

Might lift a snack from the school today,,,

[dontbeep]

Guess who got a free cinnamon bun

[spectre-swipe-blog]

Lmao I can’t

[bluewarmestcolor-blog]

imagine meeting ur future gf/bf while you’re both concealing and it’s love at first sight :,)

[jabberspawn]

it means you both need to get better at concealing

[bluewarmestcolor-blog]

Dead 💀

[luxsteals]

how do you know how far away the cameras see?

you don’t, that’s what makes it so fun yee yee

[lifting-madjick-deactivated2024]

How many followers do you have?

2239 although im sure most liftblrs that follow are inactive now

[double-bubble-lifter-queen]

yikes and i’m just tryin to get past 200

[beaniebooster-deactivated201708]

Was Liftblr more active before or something?

[lifting-madjick-deactivated2024]

Dude liftblr was LIT last summer. But a lot of people deactivated bc there was an anti hoard around that time like there was in February this year. Also i think i get followers bc my tips page

[maniclifter-blog]

TIP FOR SCOPING OUT A PLACE YOU WANT TO HIT

So, if you want to hit up a place that you haven’t been to before and are unaware of the layout and camera placement just search it on Instagram and see if people have taken pictures there! I looked up a seph0ra that I’ve been to before but don’t know where the cameras are and now I do bc of this!

[live-lift-love-blog1]

bless your soul. ❤❤

[shiftyfingers]

“The haul that I had sex in the middle of” 💃💦

💎💎total: $251.00💎💎

Okay so I didn’t get too much today, due in part to the reason in the title 😂😂 but I’m still lovin everything I got, and so is my dog who is ripping apart her toy as I type this

If you guys want the story lmk I don’t want to type it all out if no one’s going to read it

[dontbeep]

I can’t be the only one who’s nosy

[cheaplifts-blog]

i just followed u literally just bc of that title… my nosy ass…….

[loliftingg]

Explain 👀

[bambibandit-blog1]

How to get out of a store while putting down your full shopping bag without buying anything without looking sus..???!

[roselift]

phone call is probably the only way. typically I’ll take my shopper’s bag to the checkout and while I wait in line, I’ll check my phone. I’ll pretend to call my mom and act like she’s yelling at me or something, so I have to leave the store in a hurry. don’t be too over the top or dramatic, but make sure that the SAs see that you’re on the phone.

[lifting-madjick-deactivated2024]

TAG URSELF lifter tools edition

[caramelhoemo]

s3 key

[lifting-madjick-deactivated2024]

I may be a lifter but i always tip at least 20% every single time. Fuck corps, respect workers instead

[little-blue-lifter]

You getting caught will be the highlight of my life tbh

See, the highlight of my life is my monthly donation of new (lifted) clothes to my local womans shelter. I’d be willing to bet that they’d disagree at least a little. Have a good night nonny.

[awokay12-blog]

I wish weed was free

[stealyprincess]

i wish i could lift it

[kleptoguru-blog]

Story time this guy cheated on my friend so i stole 2 oz of weed from his car.

[tht-liftingbaddie-blog]

Hahaha this is gold

[luchia13]

hey guys psa regarding hospital bills

don’t just pay it. do not automatically pay the hospital bill when you receive it. call your health insurance provider and POLITELY say, “excuse me, i just received a bill for $1200 for my hospital visit/ER visit/etc., is that the correct amount i’m supposed to pay?” because hospitals bill you before your health insurance and they will take your money no matter how the amount due may change based on your health insurance looking at it. 90% of the time, if your health insurance is in any way involved in the payment of that bill, you do not have to pay as much as the hospital is billing you for. call your health insurance provider first, and POLITELY request clarification, always remember that the person you are talking to is human and this is just their job, and then you will very likely find out you actually only owe $500.

don’t shout at anyone about it, don’t get mad, just understand that this is The Way Things Are right now and call your health insurance provider before paying the bill your hospital just sent you. there’s a chance the hospital bill might be correct, true, but call your health insurance provider.

[smallercomfort]

THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT. after my car accident last year the hospital billed me ~$8000. They sent me letters asking me to pay, and I called them back saying my insurance was processing the claim. This is also what I told the collection agency when they kept calling me about the $1000 emergency room fee (billed separately from the hospital fee, mind you). Once everything got straightened out, all I was actually liable for was my $200 emergency copay.

[thevelvetdevil]

!!!!!!! things my ass didn’t know !!!!!!!!

[anamatics]

Yes this is a life lesson my adulting ass didn’t know I needed and I’m out 80 bucks for an anti-nausea pill. 😒😒😒😒😒

[elodieunderglass]

Reblogging for American friends.

Also, it is important [for people receiving medical care in the USA] to carefully read all of the items on the medical bill and look for errors and overcharges. I know that the normal feelings of avoidance and dread can make it hard to look at scary hospital bills, and that’s okay! But as the OP mentions, private orgs like hospitals don’t monitor overpayment of bills - they are motivated to charge you extra - and it is basically impossible to get your money back. Read the bill carefully and make sure that the charges are correct, using the links below for help if you need. If they haven’t sent you an itemized list, you can ask for one. Sometimes you will be charged extra for items or treatment you didn’t receive. Most people don’t know that you can dispute medical bills! But in 2009, Consumer Reports stated that 8 out of 10 medical bills scrutinized by a watchdog had errors, and generally you are not obligated to pay for someone else’s error.

You may be charged for using medication that you actually brought into the hospital with you - that’s easy to dispute! You may be charged for the consumables used during your stay such as sheets, gloves, gowns, etc - the hospital should actually cover that under its running budget. You may be charged for a brand name drug if the generic was available for cheaper - the links below explain how and when you can dispute this. You may be charged a surprisingly expensive “oral administration fee” (where a nurse puts pills for you to take in a little clean paper cup and then hands it to you) but that’s worth disputing if you were actually able to take the pill out of a bottle and put it in your own mouth. And so on.

8 Things You Should Know About Challenging a Medical Bill (FORBES) (includes links to sites that help you calculate how much a procedure/treatment usually costs in your area, if the costs seem super high)

7 Tips for Fighting and Paying A Huge Medical Bill (FORBES) This explains briefly how to negotiate costs, and payment plans.

10 Common Medical Billing Overcharges You Can Prevent (Bill Advocates) A breakdown of errors and overcharges to double check.

Check medical bills for errors: Overcharges are fairly common, and correcting them can save you thousands of dollars (Consumer Reports) More of the same with links to some groups.

[tht-liftingbaddie-blog]

So important guys…